MDBCs 05 Nov 2024
November 5th 2024 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
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Christian feast day:
- All Jesuit Saints and Blesseds
- Domninus
- Elizabeth, the mother of John the Baptist
- Galation
- Guido Maria Conforti
- Magnus
- November 5 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
- Bank Transfer Day (United States)
- Colón Day (Panama)
- Guy Fawkes Night (United Kingdom, New Zealand and Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada), and its related observances:
- Cinco de noviembre (Negros, Philippines)
- Kanakadasa Jayanthi (Karnataka, India)
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
National Love Your Red Hair Day
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Don't interrupt someone working intently on a puzzle. Chances are, you'll hear some crosswords.
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I'm a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
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Shout out to the people who ask what the opposite of "in" is.
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Q. Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between the pot he uses to make potions and his best friend?
A. They're both cauld ron.
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Last night, I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. But it was just a Fanta sea.
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Wandering inside a pet store, I stopped in front of a birdcage to admire a parakeet.
We watched each other for a few minutes before it asked,
“Can’t you talk?”
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I told myself, I don't care what the starting salary is!!!
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Then after I saw this next job offer, I took the first one. I would rather shovel it,
than swim in it!!!
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Only in NYC
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