MDBCs 17 Nov 2024

Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 1205 November 17

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November 17th 2024 - Holidays and Observances

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Athens Polytechnic Uprising Remembrance Day (Greece)
Christian feast days:
- Acisclus
- Aignan of Orleans
- Elizabeth of Hungary
- Gennadius of Constantinople (Greek Orthodox Church)
- Gregory of Tours (Roman Catholic Church)
- Gregory Thaumaturgus
- Hilda of Whitby
- Hugh of Lincoln
- November 17 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
International Students' Day
Martyrs' Day (Orissa, India)
Presidents Day (Marshall Islands)
World Prematurity Day

Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)

World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims

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Sun Nov 17th, 2024 - Sat Nov 23rd, 2024

GERD Awareness Week

National Bible Week

Restorative Justice Week

Separation of Church & State Week

Road Safety Week

Fun Observances

Take A Hike Day

On November 17, wear your most comfortable hiking shoes and take a hike because it is Take A Hike Day.

A hike is a long walk in the countryside, away from populated urban areas. Hiking can be done for pleasure or for exercise and is usually done on unpaved paths known as trails. The length and duration of a hike can vary from a few hours to multiple days.

Healthy and Social

In many parts of the world, hiking is a social pastime, where people get together to walk through forests, parks, riversides and mountains in order to commune with nature and to bond with their fellow hikers. Many cities and countries have professional hiking associations that organize hiking trips around the year.

Research has shown that hiking can have many health and social benefits. Considered to be a good way to exercise, hiking can have all the benefits associated with walking in nature - it can reduce stress, increase heart activity and reduce blood pressure.

Take a Hike Day is also sometimes known as National Take a Hike Day in the United States.

How to Celebrate?

Take a hike!
Spend the day exploring hiking trails around your town. Make sure you carry enough food and water with you and tell your family and friends where you are going.

Did You Know…

…that the phrase take a hike is sometimes used in the English language as a rude way to tell someone to leave or go away?

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Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, "Jesús is watching you." He looked around and saw nothing. He kept on creeping and again heard, "Jesús is watching you."

In a dark corner, he saw a cage with a parrot inside. The burglar asked the parrot, "Was it you who said Jesús is watching me"

The parrot replied, "Yes."

Relieved, the burglar asked, "What is your name?"

The parrot said, "Clarence."

The burglar said, "That's a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot answered, "The same idiot that named the rottweiler Jesús."

(I know this one is a repeat, but it is one of my favorites)

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A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help.

The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will be great!"

The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car.

Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road again and decided to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck and started driving around the town, looking for any sign of the penguins, the man, or his car.

While driving past a movie theater, the truck driver spotted the guy walking out with the ten penguins. The truck driver yelled, "What are you doing? You were supposed to take them to the zoo!"

The man replied, "I did and then I had some extra money so I took them to go see a movie."

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A panda walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead.

As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food!"

The panda yells back, "Hey man, I'm a panda. Look it up!"

The bartender opens his dictionary to panda, "A tree climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats, shoots, and leaves."

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My gunnery sergeant and  I were inspecting a Marine training exercise when we spotted a second lieutenant ambling about. “Where is your foxhole, Lieutenant?” I asked.

He snapped off a salute and  responded, “I don’t know, sir!”

 Turning to the sergeant, he asked, “Gunnery, where is my foxhole?”

“You’re standing in it, sir,” said  the sergeant. “All you have to do is remove the dirt.”