wep363 Posted June 7, 2004 Share Posted June 7, 2004 Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify themselves. One doctor stepped forward and said, "I was a pediatric orthopedic surgeon and helped correct deformities in children." St. Peter said, "You may enter." The second doctor said, "I was a psychiatrist. I helped people rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in. The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was an HMO manager. I helped people get cost-effective health care." St.Peter said, "You can come in too." As the HMO manager walked by, St. Peter added, "You can only stay three days. After that, you can go to Hell." Link to comment
Site Administrator Myr Posted June 7, 2004 Site Administrator Share Posted June 7, 2004 sounds just about right! Link to comment
miguelsanchez55 Posted June 10, 2004 Share Posted June 10, 2004 That's great. Mike :sword: Link to comment
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