Eye Robot

[wep363]

A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '150.' So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, 'This is really cool.'

The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?'

The man responded, '100.' So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, 'Wow, this is amazing.' The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, 'What's your IQ?' The man replied, '50.' The robot then said, 'So, you gonna vote for Bush again?'

[Myr]

cute... I heard it with 'So, gonna vote for Kerry, huh?'

[BillM]

lol!

[Navigator]

Considering the candidates, that could be applied equally.

[Gentim]

Personally, I prefer Myr's version, but it's funny either way.

[Guest jamieanderson]

How about changing the punchline to, "So you're not going to bother to vote?"

 

Jamie.

[Myr]

HA! I'm sure I wouldn't make a good president... I'm too full of common sense and too little diplomacy. (ex: My foreign policy would be We'll mind our business, you mind yours.)

[Forloyn]

ahh wouldn't work, you have to be nose and bosy to be in charge.

 

I haven't worked out why yet but I'm sure there is a good reason... probubly not logical but good none the less.