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Jack Frost

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  1. No worries, I'll just start again after our dear CJ releases the next chapter. D
  2. I'm already at my millionth heartbeat and CJames hasn't knocked my door yet when I told him to find me.
  3. It would be a moot point once I return to the USA before you get me. Emoe will just have to find me, just like you're trying right now. All the IRS knows that I'm still in the USA (my tax address is still in that country...my parents' address). And the IRS can't easily come to get me since I'm not in the USA territory. They will have do a lot of time convincing the Mounties to arrest me for whatever the IRS wants me for. Have some fun emu sex while you're at it.
  4. That's what some laws are there for, to protect me from religious stupidity. The government would get Emoe before he gets me. Plus, I'm not a Canadian citizen. I'm still American living in Canada. Technically I'm not a foreigner to you or Emu.
  5. Fortunely, I have the Charter of Rights and Freedoms to protect me from the sale of my body. This piece of paper protects me from some stupidities of religions and goat cults. Knowing my picture is one thing, but try finding me in a city of over 3.7 million peoeple. Do I live on the island? If it's on the island, is it West Island? Or is it East Island? Do I live off the island in the suburbs? If it's a suburb, then is it the South Shore? Or is it Laval? Or is it the North Shore? So many factors to consider, you'd be lucky enough to find me anywhere.
  6. You'll just have to come and find me in this major city twice bigger than Phoenix and the province has more people than your state. Tsktsktsk so many people to find though...especially when almost everything here is in French.
  7. Sorry, I'm not sellable since I'm not a person.
  8. Well technically, he named the neighbors of France metropolian, which is bascially mainland coutry excluding all of its oversea territories and departments. If he has to name all of France's neighbors in all territories, he misses some more.
  9. Ooooh you're too good. Not many people know we have the Frenchies as neighbors with its two little islands off Newfoundland. Only if I were human, I woud sell Bondwriter.
  10. You're not people either...just a goat. So we can't sell each other and we're immune for sale to anyone and immune to sell anyone. C'mon...we should be happy. Hmmm? If I'm correct...Canada has three neighbors. One is obviously the USA. Now we have two more...separated by small straits of water. Can you name them?
  11. Hey, you're from a foreign country too. So I have the right to sell you as well.
  12. You're a goat, not a human. So this makes this moot since you cannot sell Jack Frost. I'm almost as immoral as God himself.
  13. Chadwick? What the hell?...LOL I love how you made the legal case. Now that is your unique marker in the story. Go you!
  14. Hi back to you, CJ. ^^ I'm right here. *me goes off to read*
  15. Using your fame to squeeze money out of us? Sadly I'm broke...so I can't give away any money. Not even a twoonie.
  16. Hmmm, good work, Mr. Bob... I sense there's a plot of CJ trying to hide his denials and make excuses to keep on being a "lurker".
  17. Yo...I wrote five pages in four hours. Give me some credit.
  18. You colonial old fart. Ok I'm going to bed. This has been a wonderful night...stalking CJ for hours and then harassing him with this topic right on time. Very tiresome.
  19. Hey, postpimp! Come out where you are...you being invisible is not fooling me one bit at all!
  20. I waited all night for this...it's 5am now and the day has finally come. I hereby congratulate one of the our postwhores for reaching the 3000 mark... C James!!! Now simple word "postwhore" doesn't fit him now. So I have to make up a new name... I'm going to start calling you Postpimp. Geez...it only took you less than a year for you to reach that mark. It would be no surprise if you reach 4000 in four months. I told you I was watching you...I'm so glad I didn't go to bed when you reached 3000 mark. Nice try, silly goat.
  21. Again, you missed a small detail (funny, too many laws have small details...) That is for entries by plane or boat. Land crossing is still passport-free, though they might require it from between Jan. 2008 to July 2009. Who knows, they're looking for a better way, like a better driver's license. We'll see. Hey, I travel between two countries a lot...I pay a lot of attentions to the news concerning entries into Canada and the USA. And you have seven posts to go. I'm watching you...
  22. Try to have fun there when you don't have to work. Now I'm writing Chapter Seven for my story...which I do hope to finish by the time the night ends.
  23. Be fortunate enough that you're not required to have a visa, or you would've ended up going through a painsaking and sometimes humilating and long process to get it (which I'm ashamed to say...). Just curious...going where in the country and for what?
  24. You missed one slight detail...Americans, Canadians, and Mexicans citizens do not have to submit their fingerprints when entering the USA. I crossed the border so many times within the last one and half years now (about ten times with my last crossing on December 9th) and I never got fingerprinted. Neither the Canadians that came from the same bus as me got fingerprinted. I'm American citizen...so I'm safe from the Homeland Security requirement.
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