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Poetry posted in this category are works of fiction. Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are created by the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
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Creativewritingpoetry - 2. Starship Enterprise Goes Berserk


This is a Star Trek version of the poem Each Peach Pear Plum by Janet and Allan Ahlberg (1978)

Starship Enterprise goes berserk

On the bridge sits Captain Kirk

 

Captain Kirk in Honolulu

There he finds Mister Sulu

 

Mister Sulu eats bok choi

Along comes Doctor McCoy

 

Doctor McCoy going potty

Gets joined by Engineer Scotty

 

Engineer Scotty the well known Jock

“It’s all illogical,” says Mr Spock

 

Mr Spock standing guard

Is replaced by Captain Picard

 

Captain Picard his ship is plusher

Down in sickbay is Doctor Crusher

 

Dr Crusher there are none greater

Teaches dancing to Lieutenant Data

 

Lieutenant Data watches Red Dwarf

Another fan is Mister Worf

 

Mister Worf jumps for joy

No need to see Counsellor Troi

 

Counsellor Troi loves hearing the sax

Offers to play does Jadzia Dax

 

Jadzia Dax on Deep Space Nine

Chief of Ops is Miles O’Brien

 

Miles O’Brien goes to the disco

There he finds Captain Sisko

 

Captain Sisko too much beer

Off to see Doctor Bashir

 

Doctor Bashir spends Turkish Lira

Buying a dress for Major Kira

 

Major Kira holidays on Flores

There she’s joined by Lieutenant Torres

 

Lieutenant Torres needs somewhere to stay

Moves in with Commander Chakotay

 

Commander Chakotay in Chesapeake Bay

There he finds Captain Janeway

 

Captain Janeway is in a fix

Calls upon morale officer Mister Neelix

 

Mister Neelix is up a pine

He’s joined by Seven of Nine

 

Seven of Nine a former Borg drone

This poem ends with her all on her own


This is a Star Trek version of the poem Each Peach Pear Plum by Janet and Allan Ahlberg (1978)
Copyright © 2012 Andy78; All Rights Reserved.
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