Proclamation of Extreme Wretchedness

When in the course of human events, you come across a day like Monday Oct. 2nd, 2017, drinking heavily is authorized and encouraged by this office.

• Las Vegas Violence
• Death of Tom Petty
• Plumbing problems

The only thing that could make it better would be a root canal.

All that adds up to holy shit, nuke me now!

Shutup Little Kim. Quit playing with your tiny missile or you'll go blind.