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  1. comfort-inn-bears.jpg

    1. AC Benus

      AC Benus

      ...how do they feel about otters?

    2. jamessavik


      I was thinking raccoons would be worse.

    3. ancientrichard


      Elephants would need big bedrooms, whales would need big bathrooms, and you'd have to raise the ceilings for giraffes, but skunks might deter the other guests. :)

  2. You'll want to change the cat box.


  3. We drank a toast to innocence
    We drank a toast to now
    And tried to reach beyond the emptiness
    But neither one knew how

    We drank a toast to innocence
    We drank a toast to time
    Reliving in our eloquence
    Another 'auld lang syne'

    -Dan Fogleburg from Same Old Lang Syne

    1. chris191070


      Happy New Year 

  4. Every year about this time I listen to this song. Always get something in my damned eye.
  5. I was part of a collaboration back in the day- probably ~2006 or so? I don't remember exactly. It's hosted at Awesomedude and turned out to be a neat little mystery story. We started out with a roadmap that provided: General setting Brief character sketches A few basic ground rules A first chapter to set the tone The work came out pretty good but, your roadmap and ground rules need to be tight and someone needs to basically be the trail boss. If you are writing any genre, you don't want to throw your co-authors too many curves. Some authors may be touc
  6. The Blight Before Christmas Twas the blight before Christmas and all through the land, Everyone was sneezing and coughing by damn, A Chinese virus has arisen in our winter of discontent, That kills grannies and grams and makes us insolent. Our solons so wise want to write us a check, To make us all right, To help us through this accursed blight, Just as soon as they pay off every other soul on the planet, We'll get our lump of coal, god dammit. They shovel the cash to Egypt, to Pakistan, to the crooked Ukraine, They call us racists and xenophobic if we complain, Those politician
  7. Meanwhile, at the After School Satan meeting... This should give Ole Patty Robinson the heart attack that sends him off to his reward for grifting off of elderly dementia sufferers.
  8. Wurd Problem:
    Billy has 2 snickers bars, Susan has a Mounds and Tom has beef jerky. How long with it take their train from Boston to run over a bicycle in Louisiana?

    Show your work.

    1. wenmale64


      Ask Drew. The solution has to include Pi

    2. Kitt


      Will happen 2nd tuesday of next week.

  9. When it comes to science and technology, never say never. Never is a very long time and, we don't know everything. Last one to Proxima Centauri is a Tribble turd.
  10. cat-shheba-on-nip.jpg

    1. ancientrichard


      That facial expression suggests someone who's ready for a second helping !

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