MDBCs 15 Dec 2022
Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 501
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December 15th 2022 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Bill of Rights Day (United States)
- Christian feast day:
- Homecoming Day (Alderney)
- Kingdom Day (Netherlands), moves to December 16 if the 15th is on a Sunday
- Zamenhof Day (International Esperanto Community)
Observances (click on the day or week or Bd for details)
National Cupcake Day
International Tea Day
Lemon Cupcake Day
National Cat Herders Day
National Re-Gifting Day
National Wear Your Pearls Day
Tim Conway’s Birthday
Ronnie Radke’s Birthday
Skyler Aboujaoude’s Birthday
Maya Henry’s Birthday
Meredith Marks’s Birthday
Josh Norman’s Birthday
Kim Porter’s Birthday
Erika Tham’s Birthday
Jeff Wittek’s Birthday
Emilia Fart’s Birthday
Don Johnson’s Birthday
Daniel Ezra’s Birthday
Apryl Jones’s Birthday
Antonio Garza’s Birthday
Fun Observances ( 0 )
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On our commute to work, my husband stopped at a convenience store for coffee. As he got back into the car, I noticed something odd.
"Turn your head and look at me," I said. "You have a Q-tip sticking out of your ear."
As he pulled it out, he replied, "No wonder the guy in there asked me if I was getting good reception."
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A patient came to the hospital with a burned right hand. As the doctor took down his medical history, he asked the injured man, "Do you smoke?"
"Yeah, a pack and a half a day," said the patient.
Concerned, the doctor told him, "You should consider quitting."
"No, it's OK," said the patient. "I smoke with my left hand."
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A defendant isn’t happy with how things are going in court, so he gives the judge a hard time.
Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
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Been reading up on the thesaurus lately because a mind is a terrible thing to garbage.
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The first time my husband and I took our 3-year-old son to visit his grandma in Arkansas, he went with her to gather eggs. The next morning, he watched her fry some up for breakfast and put them on his plate.
He looked at me and said in a serious tone, “Mama, these eggs came from chickens!”
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