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MDBCs 19 Dec 2022


December 19th 2022 - Holidays and Observances

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Observances (click on the day or week for details)

National Emo Day

National Hard Candy Day

Look for an Evergreen Day

National Harry Day

National Oatmeal Muffin Day

 

Souline McBroom’s Birthday

Jenelle Evans’s Birthday

Nico Hiraga’s Birthday

Janet Guzman’s Birthday

Jasmine Sorge’s Birthday

Ines de Ramon’s Birthday

Jake Gyllenhaal’s Birthday

Hawkeye Huey’s Birthday

Hey.lexie’s Birthday

Delta Shepard’s Birthday

Elaine Joyce’s Birthday

Criss Angel’s Birthday

Cicely Tyson’s Birthday

Ashley Flowers’s Birthday

Alyssa Milano’s Birthday

Alkaline’s Birthday

Ronan Farrow

 

Fun Observances ( 0 )

 

 

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The DMV was as crowded and noisy as ever. When I finally got to the 
window, I asked the clerk, “Does the never-ending line of loud people ever drive you crazy?”

She shook her head. “We call it job security.”

 

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There is No Such Thing as a Dumb Question, Except for These:

• I work in IT. A customer asked me if a string of numbers I'd read off was upper- or lowercase.

• Someone once asked, “Is this the museum?” I work at a pool.

• A few of the things customers have asked for at our art-supply store include disco balls, trees, and crucifixion wood.

• I'm a butcher. A woman asked if she could sleep in our freezer to test out a heavy-duty sleeping bag before a trip to the Himalayas.

 

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Conversation With A Customer-Service Representative:

Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that is defective.
 
Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the exact name of the item. Do you have the box?
 
Me: No, but it’s the Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer.
 
Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the box so we can have the exact name of the product.
 
Me: Hold on. I’ll run out to my garage and get the box. [Long pause ... ] 
OK ... [huff ... puff] I have it. It says ... Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer.
 
Customer Rep: Thank you for that information, ma’am.

 

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Several years ago, our grandson Andrew slept at our house overnight. For breakfast I made pancakes, and I gave him one that was browner than the others.

He told me he didn’t want that one because it was too ripe.

 

 

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(Be careful of what you wish for)

 

 

 

sandrewn :cowboy:

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