October 3rd 2023 - Holidays and Observances

 

(click on the day for details)

• Christian feast day:
  • Abd-al-Masih
  • Adalgott
  • Blessed Szilárd Bogdánffy
  • Dionysius the Areopagite
  • Ewald the Black and Ewald the Fair
  • Francis Borgia
  • John Raleigh Mott (Episcopal Church)
  • Gerard of Brogne
  • Hesychius of Sinai
  • Théodore Guérin
  • Maximian of Bagai
  • October 3 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
• 3 October Festival (Leiden, Netherlands)
• German Unity Day (Germany)
• Mean Girls Day
• Morazán Day (Honduras)
• National Day, celebrates the independence of Iraq from the United Kingdom in 1932.
• National Foundation Day or Gaecheonjeol (South Korea)

 

Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)

National Boyfriend Day

Boqueron Battle Victory Day

Buy British Day

National Fruit at Work Day

National Kevin Day

National Techies Day

National Wide Awakes Day

 

Lil Tracy’s Birthday

Lindsey Buckingham’s Birthday

Vanessa Vanjie Mateo’s Birthday

Al Sharpton’s Birthday

Richard Painter’s Birthday

Stevie Ray Vaughan’s Birthday

Geo Antoinette’s Birthday

Neve Campbell’s Birthday

Drake White’s Birthday

Baylee Jae’s Birthday

Bang Chan’s Birthday

Ashlee Simpson’s Birthday

Michele Morrone’s Birthday

Gino Cosculluela’s Birthday

Chloe Schnapp’s Birthday

Gwen Stefani’s Birthday

Noah Schnapp’s Birthday

India Arie’s Birthday

Stanley Animations’s Birthday

JillianTubeHD’s Birthday

Tommy Wiseau’s Birthday

Karen Vi’s Birthday

Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s Birthday

A$AP Rocky’s Birthday

Tessa Thompson's Birthday

 

 

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A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. "I am so embarrassed," the woman says. "Please join me for dinner."

They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theater, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast.

The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?" he asks.

"Not usually," she replies. "But you just happened to catch my eye."

 

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A friend of mine works at a tattoo shop. A client walked in and got a sentence tattooed on his back. A few hours later, the customer called, 
demanding a refund.

Client: You did my tattoo backward!

Tattoo artist: It’s backward?

Client: Yes! I’m looking at it in the mirror right now!

 

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“Why did you choose a college so far from home?” I asked my British student. She explained that she’d fallen 
in love with the American West by watching Westerns. So when it came time to apply for colleges, she Googled “Western universities.”

And that’s how she ended up here, at Western Carolina University.

 

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Our boss asked the new mail-room guy to make three copies of 
an office key.

The guy returned ten minutes later with the copies …

which he’d made on the Xerox machine.

 

 

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