MDBCs 19 Nov 2023
Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 840
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November 19th 2023 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Christian feast day:
- Day of Discovery of Puerto Rico (Puerto Rico)
- Day of Missile Forces and Artillery (Russia, Belarus)
- Flag Day (Brazil)
- Garifuna Settlement Day (Belize)
- International Men's Day
- Liberation Day (Mali)
- Martyrs' Day (Uttar Pradesh, India)
- The Sovereign Prince's Day (Monaco)
- Women's Entrepreneurship Day
- World Toilet Day
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
International Journalist Day
National Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day
World Day of Remembrance for Road Traffic Victims
Apollo Nida’s Birthday
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Sun Nov 19th, 2023 - Sat Nov 25th, 2023
Separation of Church & State Week
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
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Q: What do the starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
A: They both probe Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
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A bank robber pulls out gun points it at the teller, and says, "Give me all the money or you're geography!"
The puzzled teller replies, "Did you mean to say 'or you're history?'"
The robber says, "Don't change the subject!"
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Because it was my brother's birthday, our mom wanted to do something special. She called his fraternity house and said she wanted to bring a cake.
The young man who took the call was very excited. "Hey, Mrs. Schaeffer," he said, "that would be great!"
The next day she drove to the fraternity and rang the doorbell.
The same boy answered the door. When he saw the cake, his face fell.
"Oh," he said, clearly disappointed. "I thought you said 'keg.' "
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