MDBCs 13 Dec 2023
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December 13th 2023 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Christian feast day:
- Acadian Remembrance Day (Acadians)
- National Day (Saint Lucia)
- Martial Law Victims Remembrance Day (Poland)
- Nanking Massacre Memorial Day (China)
- Nusantara Day (Indonesia)
- Republic Day (Malta)
- Sailor's Day (Brazil)
- Saint Lucia Day (mainly in Scandinavia)
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
National Cocoa Day
National Cream Cheese Frosting Day
National Horse Day
National Ice Cream Day
National Violin Day
Pick A Pathologist Pal Day
U.S. National Guard Birthday
Morris Day’s Birthday
Matt Ox’s Birthday
Maisy Stella’s Birthday
M. Maggie Miller’s Birthday
Jasmine Mir’s Birthday
Jamie Foxx’s Birthday
Harry Raftus’s Birthday
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The Law of Coffee
If you sit down to enjoy a hot cup of coffee, then your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold.
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Q: Why do they call coffee mud?
A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
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Q: Why are Italians so good at making coffee?
A: Because they know how to espresso themselves
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If the local coffee shop has awarded you "Employee of the Month" and you don't even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
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New Life Rule
Coffee is the most important meal of the day
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Q: Where do birds go for coffee?
A: To the NESTcafe
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There are two types of people in this world:
People who love Starbucks and liars.
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Q: How are men like coffee?
A: The best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night.
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Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work?
A: Break fluid
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As I was driving the other day, I saw a sign on a business that read “Whistlepig Alley Antiques.” It reminded me of an event that happened many years ago when I was living in the community of Granny Squirrel, near Andrews, North Carolina.
While watching TV one day, I heard strange sounds. I tried to not overreact, but in my mind I thought it could be ghosts, or that maybe I was hearing things. The noise was the craziest high-pitched whistling sound.
That went on for a week; then one day my landlord told me three groundhogs had crawled under the home.
Now I know why Appalachian folks call them whistle pigs. Once you hear groundhogs "speaking," you will never forget it.
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