MDBCs 19 Apr 2026
Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 1122
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April 19th 2026 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Christian feast day:
- Bicycle Day, a psychedelic holiday
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
Congenital Diaphragmatic Hernia Action Day
Dutch-American Friendship Day
Go Fly a Kite Day
Humorous Day
John Parker Day
Landing of the 33 Patriots Day
National Amaretto Day
National Cat Lady Day
National Dog Parent Appreciation Day
National Garlic Day
National Hanging Out Day
National Hayden Day
National North Dakota Day
National Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration Day
National Poker Day
Poetry & The Creative Mind Day
Refresh Your Goals Day
Rice Ball Day
Sylvester the Cat Birthday
Newport Wales Marathon
World Jackal Day
National Primrose Day
Hayden Christensen’s Birthday
James Franco’s Birthday
Jeremy Hutchins’s Birthday
Joanna Gaines’s Birthday
Kate Hudson’s Birthday
Loren Gray’s Birthday
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Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i.
Millie: I is …
Teacher: No, Millie. Always say, "I am."
Millie: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
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A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating.
"I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."
"I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens."
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The irate customer calling our newspaper offices loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.
"Ma'am," I interrupted, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday."
There was a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition. "So that's why no one was in church today."
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10 Quotes About Springtime
--Robin Williams
"The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts."
--David Letterman
"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."
--Margaret Atwood
"If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome."
-- Josh Billings
"Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into."
-- Henry Ward Beecher
"Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes."
-- Clare Ansberry
"The earth laughs in flowers."
-- e e cummings
"At my age flowers scare me."
-- George Burns
"If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
-- Doug Larsen
"A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
-- H. L Mencken
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I think my sign was buried in the sandstorm and that I
literally ran over it(oops)!
See my Album(Egypt) for explanation/pictures
sandrewn 
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