I posted this on MySpace a while back but I'll fill it out again

 

TEN EMOTIONS.

1. are you missing someone right now?: mmm yes

2. are you happy? For the most part

3. are you talking to anyone right now?: Nope, I just woke up

4. are you bored?: Right now, no

5. are you German?: If you looked at my last name there would be no doubt that I'm German

6 are you Irish?: Just a little

7. are you French?: No

8. are you Italian?: No

9. are your parents still married?: Yes though they had almost gotten a divorce several times

10. do you like someone right now?: I'm assuming this means like like, so yes I do very much...

 

TEN FAVORITES.

1. store: I tend not to shop...

2. flowers: I have no idea

3. color: If you consider black a color, then black. Otherwise I'll go with a dark navy blue

4. sport: Football all the way

5. mall: Am I supposed to put my favorite mall or what? Because why not just give out my address instead for all the stalkers

6. movie: Signs!

8. season: It depends where I am so either Winter or Fall

9. animal: I'm a dog person

10. state: Anywhere but Texas

 

TEN FACTS.

1. hometown: Born in Milwaukee, WI, moved to Dallas, TX, then to Kansas City, MO, and back to Dallas, TX. I've lived most of my life in Dallas so I'll use that.

2. hair color: Dark brown

3. Birthday: It's in July

4. hair style: I'll quote Kevin: "I recently cut it somewhat short, and have been gel-ing/spiking up the top/front. Blah, it's the standard gay boy haircut"

5. eye color: Brown

6. best friend: I'm going to have to say my fag-hag Jane

7. mood: Right now I'm still tired

8. skin color: White with a little tan

9. available: Ask me again in 2 weeks...

10. left/right-handed: Righty

 

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.

1. have you ever been in love?: IN love, no

2. do you believe in love: Yes

3. why did your last relationship fail: Because he was an overcontrolling psycho?

4. have you ever been heartbroken: Yep!

5. have you ever broken someone's heart?: Probably, but I try not to do it on purpose

6. have you ever fallen for one of your best friends: Nope

7. have you ever liked someone but never told them: Of course! It's what I'm known for

8. are you afraid of commitment: Not really

9. has someone ever kissed your hand: last Friday actually

10. have you ever had a secret admirer: If I knew then they wouldn't be very secret now would they

 

TEN THINGS: THIS OR THAT.

1. love or trust: Depends on the person!

2. hard liquor or beer: I'll say hard liquor unless I'm playing Beer Pong

3. night or day: Night all the way... the day sucks

4. one night stands or relationships: Relationships

5. television or internet: Internet of course!

6. pepsi or coke?: I'm not picky

7. wild night out or romantic night in: How about a wild night out that leads to a romantic night in?

8. chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate

9. phone or in person: In person

10. Love or Lust: Wasn't this question #1?

 

TEN HAVE Y0U EVER

1. have you ever been caught sneaking out?: Yeah but I still went out

2. have you ever skinny dipped: Yes! So much fun!

3. have you ever done something you regret: A few times

4. have you ever sky dived: No but its one of my goals in life.

5. have you ever been on a house boat: Yes

6. have you ever finished an entire jaw breaker: Those normal sized ones yeah, but not those like 2 pound ones or whatever.

7. have you ever liked someone so badly it hurt?: Yes

9. have you ever danced in the rain?: Yes

10. have you ever had a hang over?: Who, me?

 

WHO

1. Who was the last person you laughed with? My sister

2. Who can cheer you up instantly?: A lot of people can

3. Who do you think will make you smile tomorrow: Well I know who I want to make me smile, but I dont know if that'll happen

4. Who is making the world a more terrible place to live in: Stupid people

5. Who dominates the family: My family doesn't talk all that much

6. Who is like a brother/sister to you: Jane

7. Who is the youngest person you know: I'm not sure...

8. Who makes the best dinner: My mom

9. Who needs to chill: One of my managers who I hate

 

WHAT

1. What do you hope will happen next week: I hope I get to hang out with a certain someone again

2. What would you name a newborn puppy: Firestone (Long story...)

3. What relaxes you: Driving fast with the windows down and the radio all the way up

4. What is the most difficult decision you had to make: I'm starting to come out to a lot more people so probably that.

6. What's your style: Me

7. What is your number one priority: Getting through life

8. What is the worst movie you've ever seen: Too many to choose from.

9. What do you want for Christmas: A relationship?

 

WHEN

1. When is it a good time to be truthful: When they least expect it

2. When was your last break-up: With a longer relationship it was back in November

3. When do you take time for yourself: Not enough to be honest

4. When is the next time you'll see your best friend: Within the next few nights

5. When will world hunger end: When the world doesn't exist anymore

6. When was your last bad hair day: Today

7. When do you usually take a shower: Before I go to bed

8. When are you going to go on your next date: Hopefully soon, but that doesn't look so promising anymore

9. When will emo kids grow up: Huh?

10. When did you first learn about sex: A LONG time ago. I'll leave it at that

 

WHY

1. Why do you feel the way you do right now: Because I always think about the bad things going on in my life instead of the good

2.Why are teenagers becoming more apathetic: Because we're better than you

3. Why did you say the meanest thing you've ever said: She ate my cookie so I called her a fatass and meant it....

4. Why can't perfection exist: Then theres nothing to strive for in life

5. Why is gay marriage illegal: Because our government is lead by dumbasses

6. Why, in your opinion, are some countries more privileged than others: I'd say leadership

7. Why is your father the way he is: If you find out let me know

8. Why do bad things feel so good: Because if they were good things, then everyone would be doing it.

9. Why would you hurt someone, if you ever did: I don't physically hurt people, and I don't emotionally hurt people unless they really do deserve it

10. Why did you go online today: Because my Internet-Anonymous Group has failed me

 

SPILL YOUR GUTS

Q. First thing you did this morning?: Push my damn dog off my head

Q. The last thing you ate?: A Twix!

Q. What's something you look forward to most in the next 6 weeks?: Hopefully finding a relationship, but finishing the school year is a nice plus

Q. What's annoying you right now?: Nothing really. I guess the way time just keeps on moving when it would be nice if it stopped for a bit.

Q. What's the last movie you saw?:Im always annoyed

Q. Do you believe in long distance relationships?: I think they can last for a short time, but if its too long I think one or both people will eventually move on

Q Where is the last place you went?: Albertsons last night

Q: Who is the last person you called?: Katie

Q: Been cheated on?: Not that I know of

Q: Do you think that someone is thinking about you right now?: If they are I hope its good thoughts

Q: Do you wish on stars?: yeah

Q: Did it work?: No, but I still do it anyway

Q: Do you untie your shoes every time you take them off?: Not unless the shoelaces come untied on their own

Q: When did you last cry?: Its been a while

Q: Do you like your handwriting?: Nope

Q: Are you a friendly person?: Unless you force me to be unfriendly

Q: Are you keeping a secret from the world?: Im not totally out so I guess

Q: Who's bed did you sleep in last night?: Sadly mine

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?: I'm not... (I just woke up leave me alone!)

Q: Do you have any pets?: My puppy Mitch

Q: What is the color of your bedsheets?: Black

Q: What were you doing at 9 last night?: I usually don't keep track of the time...

Q: Last person you talked to: The little man inside my head

Q: When is the last time you saw your dad?: Actually that was 2 days ago. I hadnt talked to him for months before that, but he was in town. As an 'I'm happy to see you' gift I got his 2007 Eclipse in an accident

Q: Look to your left: A wall...

Q: Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Yep

Q: Ever cried on your friends shoulder?: Yep

Q: Song that makes you cry?: I don't listen to songs that make me cry

Q: Are you a normally happy person?: Not really

 

 

1. Smoked a cigarette: *sigh* when I was drinking, but I blame Jeff for that

2. Smoked a cigar: Nope

3. Drank so much you threw up: Once again, that was Jeffs fault. I hadnt done it until San Antonio

4. Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back: Of course

5. Been arrested: No

6. Gone on a blind date: No but I've always wanted to

7. Skipped school: Haha who hasnt

8. Seen someone die: No

9. Been to Canada: Yep

10. Been to Mexico: Nope

11. Been on a plane: Many many times

12. Been lost: Heh all the time

13. Been on the opposite side of the country: Yep

14. Swam in the ocean: When I was like 6

15. Felt like dying: At a certain point in my life, yes

17. Played cops and robbers: Yes, of course

18. Recently colored with crayons: Nope

19. Sang karaoke: Not on a stage no

20. Paid for a meal with only coins: Haha yeah but that was just to piss the person off because I knew them

21. Done something you told yourself you wouldn't: I have a bad habbit of doing that

22. Made prank phone calls: Yep

23. Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose: Yes

24. Caught a snowflake on your tongue: I love doing that!

26. Written a letter to Santa Clause: Yes

27. Been kissed under the mistletoe: No, but someday I will damn it!

29. Blown bubbles: Yes

30. Made a bonfire on the beach: Not on the beach, no

31. Crashed a party: No Im usually invited

32. Gone roller-skating: Yep

 

Personal questions to know you better:

 

1. Nicknames? Joe, Joey, Joseph, and plenty of others that I'd rather not say

 

2. Mother's name? Pam

 

3. What is your favorite drink? Define 'Drink'

 

4. Tattoos? Nope

 

5. Body piercing? None

 

6. How much do you love your job? I despise it with a passion!

 

7. Birthplace: Wisconsin

 

8. Favorite vacation spot? Anywhere but here.

 

9. Ever been to Africa? Nope

 

10. Ever eaten cookies for dinner? Haha yeah

 

11. Ever been on TV? Not that I know of, and I hope to keep it that way

 

12. Ever stole any traffic signs? Haha yeah quite a few actually

 

13. Ever been in a car accident? 2 Days ago actually! But we didn't call the cops or report it so legally no.

 

14. Was it your fault? No, I was stopped at a red light and he ran into me

 

15. 2 doors or 4? 4 Because I'm usually the one that drives with my friends

 

16. Favorite salad dressing? Ranch

 

17. Favorite pie? I consider Cheesecake a pie because it doesnt have frosting. So cheesecake

 

18. Favorite number? Seven

 

20. Favorite holiday? Forth of July

 

21. Favorite dessert? Cheesecake once again

 

22. Favorite food? I don't really have one

 

23. Favorite day of the week? Friday or Saturday

 

24. Favorite brand of body soap? I use Axe

 

25. Favorite TV show? Greys Anatomy all the way!!!!!!!!!!!

 

26. Favorite Toothpaste? Whatever I grab off the shelf

 

27. Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 10 years from now I won't be living in Texas hopefully... and if I am, it wont be anywhere near family.

 

28. What do you do when you are bored? Whatever there is to do at the time... like fill out these stupid quizes

 

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And that's more than enough information to supply a stalker for a while so I'm going to go find something to do before work

 

 

Joe

(Who really has to pee after holding it in while filling that out!)