wep363 Posted August 13, 2004 Share Posted August 13, 2004 > >As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she > >heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she > >observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. > >Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?" > >The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years old,unmarried,and this > >thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away > >and leave me alone." > >The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the >other > >side of the bedroom door. Opening the door he observed his daughter >making > >passionate love to her vibrator. > >To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad I'm >thirty-five > >years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I'll ever get >to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone." > >A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip, Placed the > >groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise coming > >from, of all places, the family room. > >She entered that ar ea and observed her husband sitting on the couch, >staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy. > >The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?" > > The husband replied, "I'm watching the football game with my >son-in-law." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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