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> >As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she

> >heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the

door, she

> >observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a

vibrator.

> >Shocked, she asked, "What in the world are you doing?"

> >The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five years

old,unmarried,and this

> >thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go

away

> >and leave me alone."

> >The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from

the

>other > >side of the bedroom door. Opening the door he observed his

daughter

>making > >passionate love to her vibrator.

> >To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter said, "Dad I'm

>thirty-five > >years old, unmarried, and this thing is about as

close as I'll ever get

>to a husband! Please, go away and leave me alone."

> >A couple days later, the wife came home from a shopping trip,

Placed the

> >groceries on the kitchen counter, and heard that buzzing noise

coming

> >from, of all places, the family room.

> >She entered that ar ea and observed her husband sitting on the

couch,

>staring at the TV. The vibrator was next to him on the couch,

buzzing like crazy.

> >The wife asked, "What the hell are you doing?"

> > The husband replied, "I'm watching the football game with my

>son-in-law."

:boy::lmao:

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