rainbow Posted July 23, 2004 Posted July 23, 2004 Hi All I came across this joke. Hope you like I also came across some real funny gay cartoon strips. unfortunily I cant send them here. Unless some knows differently Bad Taste A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired. "I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man. "6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?" "Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered. "Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house." "No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will." Rainbow
Guest jamieanderson Posted July 24, 2004 Posted July 24, 2004 Ah, we're telling jokes, are we? OK here is a nice shaggy dog story, suitable for dinner parties attended by mainly straight people. Jamie. The salutary tale of The Admiral's Daughter. Once upon a time there lived a very pompous Admiral whose single offspring was a beautiful daughter. The lass was the apple of his eye and he had great plans for her. You can therefore just imagine his horror when he discovered that she had fallen in love with a common sailor! He tried everything to break the young couple up, but with no success, until finally he issued his ultimatum! "Daughter!" he thundered. "If you marry this jack-tar you may never darken my doorstep again!" But his daughter just went into a snit and started packing. Then her mother arrived and said, "Listen my dear, if anything goes wrong with your marriage, just come back home, I can get round your father." The daughter was perplexed by this and said, "But mother dear, we are so much in love, what could possibly go wrong?" "Ah well," said her mother, tapping her forefinger against the side of her nose, "you have got to be careful with these sailor types. I know, I'm married to one." But this in no way seemed to clear up the young girl's confusion so the mother continued, "You have to watch them, they try strange things in bed?" The daughter still appeared to have trouble following her mother's drift so the poor woman finally had to spell it out to the girl. "If he tries to do it differently, don't let him, just you come running back here to mummy." With that the pair parted and the girl married her sailor boy. It was a very happy marriage, but alas her mother's parting words, 'do it differently' stayed in her mind. So one day, when her husband had just returned from three month's at sea, and was rushing her into the bedroom to renew their acquaintance, she begged him to pause for a moment. "Darling," she said coyly, "I've been thinking, couldn't we do it differently? "What do you mean," he answered, his voice deep with suspicion. "Well
rainbow Posted July 25, 2004 Author Posted July 25, 2004 Hi jamieanderson Kool very funny love it. Rainbow
miguelsanchez55 Posted July 25, 2004 Posted July 25, 2004 Hey you two, First, Lover, that was a cute joke and Forloryn, you hitting on my man? Hehe, just kidding dude. Jamie, Great one. I think that was better than my babe's. Take care, Mike :sword:
Davey Posted September 11, 2005 Posted September 11, 2005 Ok so im looking back through the message archive and saw this.... The second joke made me laugh so I thought I'd bring it to the attention of our newer members
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