Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Hi All


I came across this joke. Hope you like


I also came across some real funny gay cartoon strips.

unfortunily I cant send them here. Unless some knows differently


Bad Taste


A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. "What can I get you?" the bartender inquired.

"I want 6 shots of Jagermeister," responded the young man.

"6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?"

"Yeah, my first blowjob," the man answered.

"Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house."

"No offense, sir. But if 6 shots won't get rid of the taste, nothing will."




Link to comment
Guest jamieanderson

Ah, we're telling jokes, are we?


OK here is a nice shaggy dog story, suitable for dinner parties attended by mainly straight people.




The salutary tale of The Admiral's Daughter.


Once upon a time there lived a very pompous Admiral whose single offspring

was a beautiful daughter. The lass was the apple of his eye and he had great

plans for her. You can therefore just imagine his horror when he discovered

that she had fallen in love with a common sailor! He tried everything to

break the young couple up, but with no success, until finally he issued his



"Daughter!" he thundered. "If you marry this jack-tar you may never darken

my doorstep again!"


But his daughter just went into a snit and started packing. Then her mother

arrived and said, "Listen my dear, if anything goes wrong with your

marriage, just come back home, I can get round your father."


The daughter was perplexed by this and said, "But mother dear, we are so

much in love, what could possibly go wrong?"


"Ah well," said her mother, tapping her forefinger against the side of her

nose, "you have got to be careful with these sailor types. I know, I'm married

to one."


But this in no way seemed to clear up the young girl's confusion so the

mother continued, "You have to watch them, they try strange things in bed?"


The daughter still appeared to have trouble following her mother's drift so

the poor woman finally had to spell it out to the girl.


"If he tries to do it differently, don't let him, just you come running back

here to mummy."


With that the pair parted and the girl married her sailor boy. It was a very

happy marriage, but alas her mother's parting words, 'do it differently'

stayed in her mind. So one day, when her husband had just returned from

three month's at sea, and was rushing her into the bedroom to renew their

acquaintance, she begged him to pause for a moment.


"Darling," she said coyly, "I've been thinking, couldn't we do it



"What do you mean," he answered, his voice deep with suspicion.



Link to comment
  • 1 year later...

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Create New...

Important Information

Our Privacy Policy can be found here: Privacy Policy. We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue..