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I prefer to read from the screen myself, but I must confess I dont read myself because I have some software where I copy and paste and it will read for me.

Hi Guys Happy New Year to all Rainbow

Hi Slaveboy I am a Harry Potter fan and I read a lot of Fanfare Stories, that is the author uses the characters of the original author and write a story of his/her own In this stories Harry is gay and all so is Draco. There is a lot of stories of Harry and Draco and one or two brought to tears. I

Hi All I received this in a email and if you are a member of AOL it should interest you Rainbow HOMELAND SEC. SURVEIL ALL AOL FILES Saturday, October 15, 2005 - FreeMarketNews.com by staff reports The U.S. Department of Commerce (DOC) claims America OnLine is providing the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) "unlimited surveillance" of their members, according to the London-based Financial Reporter newspaper. According to a recently released DOC report, "AOL works 'closely' with the DHS to supply information on any AOL customer. It reportedly allows agents from these entities 'free and unfettered' access to AOL Hq. at Dulles, Va. for the purpose of 'watching over and keeping surveillance'

Hi All Here is a joke i found quite funny. I do hope no one is offend by it. I am a really Rainbow. Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood Startled, he drops a bar of soap. Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood.Sure enough he drops the second bar of soap. The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, and then yells! Mary, Mother of God, hand lotion too!"

Hi Lore Congratulations on your pregnancy. I am so glad for you that the IVF at last as worked for you and husband. The birth of your child is going to be the most joyous occasion for you both. Is your husband going to be there at the birth. I do hope so, I was and I wouldn

Hi All I just what to wish every resident of Texas and Louisiana and the surrounding are all the best if and when Hurricane Rita hits. You all will be in my thoughts. I just hope that the Religious Right Wing don

Hi Jamie Nice one Rainbow

Hi Guys Can you tell me how you manage to get your pictures here. I have tried all sorts to do it, but never managed. Rainbow

Hi James I know precisely how you feel, because I went thought the same. I am a Diabetic and because of that I got Glaucoma. I was losing sight in both of my eyes. I must confess that it did frighten me quite a bit. My Optician referred me to the hospital to see a specialist and he told I had Glaucoma. Now I don

Hi Showders I was 59 when i came out because I meet a guy and we fell in love and I had to tell my kids that I was gay. It was a awful time for me. I was so afraid that I might loose my kids, as it happen after the intail shock, they except me has i am after I was there father and they love me. Rainbow btw Im a grandfather as well

Hey Pat Every thing has been said, I will add mine to, am so sorry or your lost. Rainbow

Hey All. Happy 4th of July to all our Americain Members from a Brit. Have yourself a good day with your familys. Rainbow

Hey Com I to wish to speed you on your way in your new life. Am sure you know how much we will miss you. May your God give you peace and a happy new future. Rainbow

Hi All Because there so many new members in the group, by the way welcome to you all. I am going to reposted these jokes which I posted some time ago, so if the older members of the group bear with me. Rainbow A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show: "Look, it's not the same hat!" "Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table." "Look, He's hiding the ace of spades behind his handkerchief" The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It was, after all, the captain's parrot. Then the ship sank. The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot. They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word. This went on for a day and then another day and then another. Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold back any longer: "OK, OK, I give up. Where's the f**king ship? THREE DUCKS A guy walks into a quiet bar carrying three ducks one in each hand and one under his left arm. He places them on the bar, has a few drinks, and chats with the bartender. The Bartender is experienced and has learned not to ask people about the animals that they bring into the bar, so he doesn't mention the ducks. He and the guy chat for about 30 minutes before the guy has to go to the restroom. Now, the bartender is alone with the ducks. After an awkward silence, he decides to try to make conversation. "What's your name?" he says to one of the ducks. "Huey," answers the first duck. "How's your day been, Huey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day." "Oh, that's nice," says the bartender. Then he says to the second duck, "And what's your name?". "Dewey," comes the answer. "So how's your day been, Dewey?" "Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. If I had the chance, I would do it all again." So the bartender turns to the third duck and says, "So, you must be Louie." "No," growls the third duck, "my name is Puddles. And don't ask about my day."