"I'm receiving the Nobel Prize in Gayology for my research into bears and otters. I've had the opportunity to study two particularly typical specimens: my husband and myself.
By the way, your dress looks... interesting, Silvia."
I glanced at the audience. This was an alternative Nobel Prize ceremony at a gay bar in Stockholm. Queen Silvia wasn't there at all. Just a drag queen who looked like her.
"When I was younger, I identified as a sea otter. The sea otter is considered the