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EmDee

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  1. Loving One's Vices Ensures Remorse WEIRD
  2. Derek Enjoys A Thorough Handjob BOING
  3. Hungry Gorillas Love Eating Kangaroos WANKY
  4. Sweety, We're Eating Enchiladas Tonight TEASE
  5. Horny Old People Enjoy Sex PENIS
  6. Kissing Striped Zebras Requires Time CRIES
  7. But didn't Dumbledore tell Harry Potter that curiosity is not a sin?
  8. Completing Orgasm May Increase Contentedness YAHOO
  9. Jamaican Runners Usually Sweat Heavily IPODS
  10. Was paying attention mandatory?
  11. Chimps Have Injured Kneeling Elephants HORNY
  12. Flogging Leaves Awful Welts Sometimes UNDER
  13. How do you know that you really don't know, when you can know without knowing you know?
  14. Cats Ate Ninety Oreos Everyday PANTS
  15. LOLLLLL!! This made me laugh out loud during my class .... my prof just gave me a really evil look.. haha 29. “Oh, Jason, take me!” she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night. <--LMAO
  16. Selling Property Earns Remarkable Money LORDS
  17. For Indigestion Limit Meal Supply BLARG
  18. Rules: 1. Look at the 5 letters given by the previous player. 2. Use those 5 letters to create a sentence. 3. Then pick 5 random letters and add them after your sentence. 4. The next player uses those new 5 letters to create a sentence and so on. 5. Be creative but KEEP IT CLEAN! Example: YOMAD You Owe Me A Dollar. New letters: TWAGR
  19. Haha thanks again Conner! Wow, I've never thought about a shopping trip for them. I think Robert would probably have a blast, while David might just want to shoot himself LOL.
  20. Thanks Conner! I hope you'll also like all the crazy stuff I've got in store for Davey
  21. Chapter 09 – The Evil Dragon It was Monday morning and I yawned as I stood in the elevator making its way up to the firm, feeling more drained than refreshed after the weekend. After the failure of Rick’s plan to get me successfully laid on Friday, he had constantly been on my case about giving it another shot. Instead of finally confessing the truth that I wanted something more than just casual one-night stands, I had once again chickened out and let him drone on about how his next “Get
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