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    March 5th 2022 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Ciarán of Saigir John Joseph of the Cross Piran Theophilus, bishop of Caesarea Thietmar of Minden March 5 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of Physical Culture and Sport (Azerbaijan) Learn from Lei Feng Day (China) St Piran's Day (Cornwall)  
    Observances
    National Cheese Doodle Day
    Dissociative Identity Disorder Awareness Day
    National Absinthe Day
    Open Data Day
    Multiple Personality Day
    Reel Film Day
     
    Fun Observances ( 2 )
     Learn What Your Name Means Day
    On March 5, or Learn What Your Name Means Day, do some research to find out the out the origin and history of your name - first and last. Maybe you'll find a great tale behind your name!

    The holiday is part of Celebrate Your Name Week created by American Jerry Hill in 1997. The purpose of the week is to encourage people to celebrate and appreciate their unique names.
    Types of Names
    A name is a word used to identify people, places, and things. A person is identified by their name or full name, and this usually consists of at least two words - the given name, which is also known as the first name, and the surname, which is also known as the family name or last name.
    The purpose of the surname or family name is to indicate that the person belongs to a specific family or clan. In many cultures, people are identified by a single name.
    Tracing History
    Because of different naming conventions around the world, a person's name, while not unique, can tell a lot of the person's heritage and family history. For example, many societies in the world use patronymic names - at least one part of a person's name comes from the father's family.
    By following the chain of shared names back, one can find, if records exist, a lot about one's ancestors. Similarly, some cultures follow a matronymic tradition where part of a person's name comes from the mother's side of the family.
    How to Celebrate?
    Talk to your parents or family members about your name. Ask them why they gave you your name and what it means. With a little bit of research you may be able to find out about the lives of your ancestors. How about learning your name in Morse code? Did You Know…
    …that the study of the history, origin, and meaning of proper names is called onomatology?
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     Cinco de Marcho Day
    A play on Cinco de Mayo, Cinco de Marcho is an unofficial holiday celebrated annually on March 5. The made-up holiday encourages people to get ready for St. Patrick’s Day on March 17.

    According to the official Cinco de Marcho website, the day was created in 2007 in the United States. It marks the beginning of a 12-day period when "people train their livers for drinking huge amounts of alcohol on St. Patrick’s Day."
    A Celebration of Irish Culture
    Also colloquially known as St. Paddy's Day, St. Patrick’s Day is an annual celebration of Irish culture. It commemorates St. Patrick, one of Ireland’s patron saints, who was responsible for spreading Christianity in Ireland during the 5th century.
    Associated with Irish Beer
    In recent years, with the spread of Irish immigrants around the world, St. Patrick's Day has become a holiday celebrated worldwide. In many parts of the world, people celebrate the day by drinking lots of Irish beer and participating in St. Patrick Day parades. Cinco de Marcho is a way to extend these celebrations to the previous weeks and encourage people to start consuming Irish beers days before the actual event.
    How to Celebrate?
    Host a party for your friends and organize drinking games. Visit your favorite bars with your friends and spend the evening drinking your favorite adult beverages. Do not drink? What about just getting together with friends and having a good time? Someone wise once did say that you don’t need alcohol to have fun. Did You Know...
    ...that Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican holiday celebrated every year on May 5? The holiday celebrates the anniversary of the defeat of the French army during the Battle of Puebla in Mexico on May 5, 1862.
     
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    My mother, a meticulous housekeeper, often lectured my father about tracking dirt into the house. One day he came in to find her furiously scrubbing away at a spot on the floor and launching into a lecture. "I don't know what you've brought in," she said, "but I can't seem to get this out."

    He studied the situation for a moment and, without a word, moved a figurine on the window-sill where the sun was streaming in. The spot immediately disappeared.
     
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    Over the years, my husband and I have usually managed to decode the cute but confusing gender signs they sometimes put on restroom doors in restaurants (Buoys & Gulls, Laddies & Lassies, etc.), but every so often we get stumped. Recently my husband, Dave, wandered off in search of the men’s room and found himself confronted by two marked doors. One was labeled 'Bronco' and the other was designated 'Cactus.'

    Completely baffled, he stopped a restaurant employee passing by. "Excuse me, I need to use the restroom," Dave said. Gesturing toward the doors, he asked, "Which one should I use?"

    "Actually, we would prefer you to go there," the employee said, pointing to a door down the hall marked 'Men.' "Bronco and Cactus are private dining rooms."
     
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    For years I had been telling my friend Pete that he ate too much fast food, but he always denied it. One day he admitted I was right.

    "What changed your mind?"

    "My grandson. When my daughter told him I was coming to visit, he asked, 'Grandpa from Florida, or Grandpa from Pizza Hut?' "
     
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    March 4th 2022 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Adrian of Nicomedia Casimir Felix of Rhuys Giovanni Antonio Farina (Catholic Church) Blessed Humbert III, Count of Savoy (Roman Catholic Church) Paul Cuffee (Episcopal Church) Peter of Pappacarbone Blessed Zoltán Meszlényi March 4 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) St Casimir's Day (Poland and Lithuania) World Obesity Day[36]  
    Observances
    National Day of Unplugging
    National Grammar Day
    National Employee Appreciation Day
    Overseas NHS Workers Day
    Marching Band Day
    Toy Soldier Day
    National Dress in Blue Day
    National Pound Cake Day
    International Scrapbooking Industry Day
    National Salesperson Day
    National Hug a G.I. Day
    National Sons Day
    Benjamin Harrison Day
    Holy Experiment Day
    National Safety Day
    National Tartar Sauce Day
    Old Inauguration Day
    World Day of Prayer
     
    Fun Observances
     March Forth and Do Something Day
    March Forth and Do Something Day is a made-up holiday celebrated each year on March 4.

    The holiday encourages people to do something new that enriches their own lives or the lives of people in their community.
    March Fourth
    The name of this unofficial holiday plays on the words, march fourth, which when spoken out loud sounds like march forth - an expression used to convey action and moving forward.
    Homonyms
    March fourth and march forth are homophones - words or expressions that are pronounced alike, but have different meanings. Homographs, on the other hand, are words or expressions that are spelled the same way but have different meanings. Examples of such words include bass (a deep sound and a type of fish) and bow (to bend, the front of a ship and a type of knot). Homophones and homographs are both types of homonyms.
    How to Celebrate?
    March forth and do something. Volunteer in your community. Start something that you have always wanted to do, but have never had the chance to. Did You Know…
    …that the word March is a capitonym? Capitonyms are words or expressions whose meaning changes depending on where it's capitalized or not. March refers to the month, while march refers to a walking in a measured way.
     
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    The family was viewing old slides and one flashed on the screen that caught everyone's attention. My father, wearing his favorite golf shirt, was holding me at the tender age of three weeks. The look on his face told all. "There's my prize possession," my father said.
    Touched, I smiled at him as he continued, "I wonder whatever happened to that golf shirt?"    
     
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    Traditional Chinese drugstores are always filled with bizarre remedies for everyday ailments. So while traveling in the Far East, I couldn't resist going into a drugstore to look around. There were rows and rows of jars filled with dried herbs, powders, and exotic oils. But one jar really caught my attention. The label said it was a guaranteed cure for stomachache.

    The jar was filled with chocolate chip cookies.
     
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    To mail a big package of cookies to my two Air Force sons, both of whom were serving in Saudi Arabia, I was required to attach a label describing the contents. I carefully marked the box "Cookies" and sent it off, but after a month my sons said they had yet to receive my package.

    Suspicious, I baked another batch, only this time I labeled the contents "Health Food." Within a week my sons reported they had received the goodies.   ***
     
    Spotted on T-shirts for sale in the Ponce de Leon Coast Guard Exchange:

    "Support Your Local Coast Guard…Get Lost."
     
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    March 3rd 2022 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Anselm, Duke of Friuli Arthelais Cunigunde of Luxembourg Katharine Drexel John and Charles Wesley (Episcopal Church (USA)) Marinus and Asterius of Caesarea[40] Winwaloe March 3 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Hinamatsuri or "Girl's Day" (Japan) Liberation and Freedom Day (Charlottesville, Virginia, USA) Liberation Day (Bulgaria)[41] Martyrs' Day (Malawi) Mother's Day (Georgia) Sportsmen's Day (Egypt) Teacher's Day (Lebanon) World Hearing Day World Wildlife Day[42]  
    Observances (click on the day or week for details)
    World Book Day
    What If Cats and Dogs Had Opposable Thumbs Day
    National Anthem Day
    National Canadian Bacon Day
    International Irish Whiskey Day
    National Cold Cuts Day
    National Mulled Wine Day
    33 Flavors Day
    Missouri Compromise Day
    National Anthem Day
    National Cold Cuts Day
    National Hospitalist Day
    National Soup it Forward Day
    Peach Blossom Day
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    Thu Mar 3rd, 2022 - Wed Mar 9th, 2022
     Endometriosis Awareness Week
     
    Fun Observances
     I Want You to be Happy Day
    March 3 is I Want You to be Happy Day, a day to set aside selfish thoughts and to make someone feel special and happy.

    The anonymous creators of the unofficial holiday wanted to encourage people to do things that cheer up people around them.
    A Universal Emotion
    Even though happiness is a universal emotion, it can mean different things to different people. In today's busy world, it is easy to forget this and take on a more self-centric view of happiness. I Want You to be Happy Day inspires people set aside their definition of happiness and to find out what makes their loved ones happy and do those things for them.
    Happy Days
    The day is also known as National I Want You to be Happy Day in the United States.
    Other happy holidays are Let's Laugh Day, Random Act of Kindness Day, International Moment of Laughter Day, and Laugh and Get Rich Day.
    How to Celebrate?
    Make someone’s day special. Compliment them or just do something special to make them happy. Tell your loved ones how much they mean to you and that you will do everything to ensure that they are happy. Having troubles with a friend or a family member? Sit down with them and clear things up and tell them that you want them to be happy. Did You Know…
    …that many believe that the phrase "happy as a clam" originates from the fact that open clams give an impression of a smiling clam? Other sources, however, suggest that the fuller version of the phrase - happy as a clam at high water - explains why a clam may be happy. At high water, clams tend to have no predators including humans.
     
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    Pointing to a pan of chicken wings and legs disguised in the classic mess-hall manner, a young airman asked the mess sergeant, "What's for chow?"

    "Air Force chicken," replied the sergeant. "You want wings or landing gear?"
     
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    A couple we know were in Lamaze class, where they had an activity requiring the husband to wear a bag of sand—to give him an idea of what it feels like to be pregnant. The husband stood up and shrugged, saying, "This doesn't feel so bad."

    The teacher then dropped a pen and asked him to pick it up.

    "You want me to pick up the pen as if I were pregnant?" he asked.

    "Exactly," replied the instructor.

    To the delight of the other husbands, he turned to his wife and said, "Honey, pick up that pen for me."
     
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    After being at sea in the Persian Gulf for 90 straight days, I went to the squadron command master chief to complain. "Chief, I joined the Navy to see the world," I said, "but for the past three months all I've seen is water."

    "Lieutenant," he replied, "three-quarters of the earth is covered with water, and the Navy has been showing you that. If you wanted to see the other quarter, you should have joined the Army."
     
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    March 2nd 2022 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Air Force Day (Sri Lanka) Baloch Culture Day (Balochistan) Christian feast day: Agnes of Bohemia Angela of the Cross Blessed Charles the Good, Count of Flanders Chad of Mercia (Catholic Church, Anglican Communion, Eastern Orthodox Church) John Maron March 2 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Feast of 'Alá (Loftiness), First day of the 19th month of the Baháʼí calendar (Baháʼí Faith) and first day of the Baháʼí Nineteen Day Fast Jamahiriya Day (Libya) National Read Across America Day (United States)[29][30] Peasants' Day (Myanmar) Texas Independence Day Victory at Adwa Day (Ethiopia)  
    Observances (click on the day or week for details)
    National Old Stuff Day
    National Banana Cream Pie Day
    Dr. Seuss Day
    Ash Wednesday
    American Citizenship Day
    International Rescue Cat Day
    National Egg McMuffin Day
    Stop Bad Service Day
    World Teen Mental Wellness Day
     
    Fun Observances
     Old Stuff Day
    March 2 is Old Stuff Day. Take some time on this made-up holiday to appreciate the beauty of all things old and vintage.

    Or you can reflect on the same old, and sometimes boring, things that you do every day and take the opportunity to change things up.
    The holiday is also sometimes called National Old Stuff Day in the United States.
    Increased Value
    While people often see old things as something to be replaced by newer, shinier things, not all of them are useless. Wines, for example, are more valuable and tastier as they grow older.
    Many old items like maps, books, jewelry, furniture, clothes, and artifacts also gain value as they age. This is because they represent workmanship and aesthetics of a previous historical era, as well as technology that may not exist in present times.
    Much more valuable than old inanimate items is the wisdom and knowledge we can get from old people. From old family members, one can learn their family history, their genealogy, and their origins. Old people can provide us a richer and more colorful account of the past than any history book can.
    Antique Versus Vintage
    Not all old things are created equal. Those who study history divide historical items into two groups based on their age. Antiques are items that are at least 100 years old, while vintage items usually have to be at least 30 years or more old.
    How to Celebrate?
    Sort out that crammed attic or basement, and throw away any old things you have no use for anymore. Or, start a vintage collection. Visit thrift stores and flea markets - who knows what treasures you may come across? Get together with your grandparents or someone older than you and ask them to tell you stories about their childhood and youth. Learn about what was going on in the world when they were growing up. Take a bit of time today to contemplate your life and to add a few new activities or hobbies to spice up your routine. Continuing on the theme of old things, perhaps you could pick up collecting old rocks? Did You Know…
    …that earliest known pieces of jewelry made by humans are thought to be about 100,000 years old? Found in a cave in Israel, the pieces were made from mollusk shells.
     
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    I called a video shop to order the war movie Battle of the Bulge.

    "Hold on," said the clerk. "I'll check our aerobics tapes."
     
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    I was hospitalized with an awful sinus infection that caused the entire left side of my face to swell. On the third day, the nurse led me to believe that I was finally recovering when she announced excitedly,
    "Look, your wrinkles are coming back!"
     
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    My wife received a credit-card application in the mail that she had not requested. She didn't want it, but I did. So I crossed off my wife's name on the form, entered my own and returned the application. I soon got a phone call from a woman saying my application had been rejected.

    I asked her why, and she told me the card could only be issued to the person originally solicited by the offer. However, she invited me to reapply, which I did during the same telephone call.

    A few days later I got another call to tell me my second application had been rejected.

    Why? The woman told me their files showed that I had previously applied for a card and had been denied.
     
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    At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he thought that he'd be around for his 104th.

    "I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."
     
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    March 1st 2022 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Beer Day, marked the end of beer prohibition in 1989 (Iceland) Christian feast day: Agnes Tsao Kou Ying (one of the Martyr Saints of China) Albin David Eudokia of Heliopolis Pope Felix III[53] Leoluca Luperculus Monan Rudesind Suitbert March 1 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Commemoration of Mustafa Barzani's Death (Iraqi Kurdistan) Disability Day of Mourning[60] Earliest day on which Laetare Sunday can fall, while April 4 is the latest; celebrated on the fourth Sunday of Lent. (Western Christianity), and its related observances: Carnaval de la Laetare (Stavelot) Mothering Sunday (United Kingdom) Heroes' Day (Paraguay) Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Bosnia and Herzegovina from Socialist Federal Republic of Yugoslavia in 1992. National "Cursed Soldiers" Remembrance Day (Poland) Remembrance Day (Marshall Islands) Saint David's Day or Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Sant (Wales and Welsh communities) Samiljeol (South Korea) Southeastern Europe celebration of the beginning of spring: Baba Marta Day (Bulgaria) Mărțișor (Romania and Moldova) The final day (fourth or fifth) of Ayyám-i-Há (Baháʼí Faith) World Civil Defence Day Yap Day (Yap State) Zero Discrimination Day[61] Self-injury Awareness Day (international)  
    Observances (click on the day or week for details)
    National Barista Day
    National Pig Day
    National Wedding Planning Day
    Refired, Not Retired Day
    Plan A Solo Vacation Day
    World Compliment Day
    National Fruit Compote Day
    National Horse Protection Day
    Pancake Day
    National Peanut Butter Lover's Day
    Baby Sleep Day
    Fat Tuesday
    Independence Movement Day
    Isra and Mi'raj
    Maha Shivaratri
    Mardi Gras
    National Black Women in Jazz and the Arts Day
    National Dadgum That's Good Day
    National Sportsmanship Day
    Paczki Day
    Share a Smile Day
    World Compliment Day
    World Music Therapy Day
    Justin Bieber's Birthday
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    Tue Mar 1st, 2022 - Mon Mar 7th, 2022
    Will Eisner Week
    Universal Human Beings Week
     
    Observances (click on the month for details)
     
    Endometriosis Awareness Month
    National Social Work Month
    National Small Press Month
    Rising Star Month
    National Hemophilia Awareness Month
    National Kidney Month
    National Peanut Month
    Multiple Sclerosis Awareness Month
    National Nutrition Month
    National Women’s History Month
    National Craft Month
    International Ideas Month
    National Credit Education Month
    National Caffeine Awareness Month
    National Cheerleading Safety Month
    National Umbrella Month
    National Music in Our Schools Month
     
    Fun Observances ( 2 )
     World Compliment Day
    March 1 is celebrated as World Compliment Day, a day that aims to address the “basic human need for recognition and appreciation.”

    Started in the Netherlands by Hans Poortvliet in 2001, the day is now celebrated in many European countries including Norway and Belgium.
    Spread Joy and Positivity
    According to the official website of the unofficial holiday, Poortvliet created the day as a way to spread happiness and increase productivity. The website encourages people to use words instead of gifts as a way to praise and appreciate people. The idea is to create the “most positive day in the world.”
    How to Celebrate?
    Pay compliments to everyone you meet. Appreciate family, coworkers, and friends for their hard work and for being there in your life. Did You Know...
    ...there is a similar holiday, Compliment Day that is annually celebrated on January 24?
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     Plan a Solo Vacation Day
    Need a vacation and don’t have a traveling companion? Then March 1 or Plan a Solo Vacation Day is the unofficial holiday for you.

    On this day treat yourself to that vacation you have always wanted, without having to wait for someone to join you on your adventures.
    Advantages
    Planning a solo vacation can be intimidating and overwhelming. But traveling alone can have many advantages. Informal studies have shown that those who travel by themselves tend to be more spontaneous and adventurous. Facing unknown situations in new and strange places can help people overcome their fears and anxieties.
    Friendlier
    Those who travel solo are forced to interact with locals and fellow travelers, instead of just hanging out with a small group of people. This translates into social benefits in real life - solo travelers can easily mold themselves to fit into any social group and situation.
    Do Whatever You Want
    Finally, taking a solo vacation means you can be your own master. You don't have to stick to a plan or follow someone else's lead - you can go wherever you want, whenever you want, and do whatever you want to do. No more boring museums or spending countless hours shopping.
    How to Celebrate?
    Go on, plan your dream holiday all for yourself! You don’t need a traveling partner to have fun! Don't want to travel? What about a solo staycation? Stay at home, explore your city, catch up on your reading, meet with friends and enjoy your time off from work. Did You Know…
    …that the earliest guidebooks were called periplus? They were Roman and Greek documents that listed ports and landmarks that ships could encounter on their voyages.
     
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    I had just had my 50th birthday and found the decade marker traumatic. When I went to get my driver's license renewed, a matter-of-fact woman typed out the information, tested my vision, snapped the camera and handed me a laminated card with my picture on it.

    "You mean I have to look at this for the next four years?" I jokingly said to her.

    "Don't worry about it," she replied. "In four years it'll look good to you."
     
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    I am a first-grade teacher and a new empty nester. One night I was trying out an art project: making a person with simple materials. I took a coat hanger, attached a paper-plate face, put a shirt on the hanger and stuffed it. Then I sat it on the couch to see how it looked.

    Later that evening my son walked in the door, home for a surprise visit. Taking one look at my coat-hanger friend sitting on the couch, he said, "Mom, it's not that bad, is it?"
     
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    At 82 years old, my husband applied for his first passport. He was told he would need a birth certificate, but his birth had never been officially registered. When he explained his dilemma to the passport agent, the response was less than helpful.

    "In lieu of a birth certificate," the agent said, "you can bring a notarized affidavit from the doctor who delivered you."
     
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    February 28th 2022 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day:International Sword Swallowers Day February 28 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Kalevala Day, also known as the Finnish Culture Day (Finland)[15  
    Observances (click on the day or week for details)
    National Tooth Fairy Day
    National Floral Design Day
    National Chocolate Souffle Day
    Rare Disease Day
    Global Scouse Day
    International Sword Swallowers Day
    Linus Pauling Day
    Peace Memorial Day (228 Memorial Day)
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    Mon Feb 28th, 2022 - Fri Mar 4th, 2022 National Invasive Species Awareness Week
      Mon Feb 28th, 2022 - Sun Mar 6th, 2022 Telecommuter Appreciation Week
     
    Fun Observances
     Public Sleeping Day
    Catch a few winks or take a long nap in public to celebrate Public Sleeping Day on February 28.

    Definitely one of the more quirky made-up holidays we have seen, Public Sleeping Day or National Public Sleeping Day as it is also known, encourages people to commune with nature by sleeping outdoors in public.
    Cold in the North
    Cold temperatures in many parts of the Northern Hemisphere may make observing this holiday a foolhardy venture so make sure you have a sleeping bag. And if you are looking for a restful adventure, this may be the perfect holiday for you to participate in.
    How to Celebrate?
    Get your favorite pillow and blanket and find a safe and clean place in public to take a nap. Make sure you layer up if it is still winter in your part of the world. You don't even need to find a special place to take a nap. If you have long commute why not take that time to catch a few winks? Get together with friends and organize a large pajama party at a park. Have everyone bring their sleeping bags, set up an outdoor movie screen, have a picnic and then take a nap. Did You Know…
    …that humans are the only mammals that can willingly delay sleep?
     
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    In good weather, my friend Mark always let his yellow-naped Amazon parrot, Nicky, sit on the balcony of his tenth-floor apartment. One morning, Nicky flew away, much to Mark’s dismay. He searched and called for the bird, with no luck.

    The next day when Mark returned from work, the phone rang. “Is this Mark?” The caller asked. “You’re going to think this is crazy, but there’s a bird outside on my balcony saying, ‘Hello, this is Mark.’ Then it recites this phone number and says, ‘I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you will leave a message at the tone, I will call you back.’”

    Nicky’s cage had been kept in the same room as Mark’s answering machine.
     
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    We brought our newborn son, Adam, to the pediatrician for his first checkup. As he finished, the doctor told us, "You have a cute baby."

    Smiling, I said, "I bet you say that to all new parents."

    "No," he replied, "just to those whose babies really are good-looking."

    "So what do you say to the others?" I asked.

    "He looks just like you."
     
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    Neighbors of ours had a terrible disagreement over a patio they wanted for their backyard. The wife had rather grand ideas, while the husband wanted costs kept to a minimum. The wife won out, and the construction bill climbed higher and higher.

    I dropped by one day, when the patio was near completion, and was surprised to find the husband smiling from ear to ear as the workmen smoothed over the surface. I remarked how nice it was to see a grin replace the frown he had been wearing lately.

    “You see where they’re smoothing that cement?” he replied. “I just threw my wife’s credit cards in there.”
     
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    sandrewn
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