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  1. Oh yeah! Many many times. In fact, I frequently shut off the alarm without ever remembering I did it. The person below me sure could use a little nap right about now (or enjoy some other "activity" in bed) !
  2. Bond, baby. Bond! (Hehehe. Whaddaya expect a gay guy to choose?) I'm hungry right now, so help me choose ... and let's make it multiple choice this time ... McDONALDS, TACO BELL OR KFC ? (All three are within a block of my work, so I'm just gonna sneak out the back door and ... ) -0-0-0-0-0-
  3. CONGRATULATIONS, C-JAMES ! BUT TO ME YOU'LL ALWAY BE THE GOAT GUY ! I HEREBY NOMINATE YOU FOR PRESIDENT OF THE GAY AUTHORS CHAMBER OF COMMERCE --- ALAN
  4. DEFINITELY a cellphone! Years ago I my employer issued us audio beepers - ones that received a voice message. One day while I was standing in a crowded Wal-Mart checkout lane a prankster co-worker paged me with the very loud message, "Al, your doctor's office just called. Your test came back negative -- BUT DON'T TOUCH ANYBODY!" Okay, let's see ... hope this one hasn't been done: Letterman - or - Leno
  5. WITH APOLOGIES TO DOM ... CHECK OUT "THE OTHER SIDE OF ME" IN MY PANTS
  6. BE SURE TO READ THE dkstories CLASSIC ... "DOING IT RIGHT" IN MY PANTS !
  7. And don't forget Ashlee Simpson's hit from last year ... "BOYFRIEND" IN MY PANTS!
  8. (ONE OF THE TOP POP SONGS IN THE U-S RIGHT NOW ...) "LIPS OF AN ANGEL" ...IN MY PANTS WOO HOO!
  9. Youth is the gift of nature, but age is the work of art! -0-0-0- To the guy who has given us so many hours of reading enjoyment, have a HELL of a HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Dom! --- Alan
  10. Well said, Nick! You and your great sense of humor are one of the reasons I always look forward to visiting the forums and Blogs at GA. You've made me laugh so hard I cried on many occasions, Nick...and I'm sorry about the turmoil you're experiencing right now! For what it's worth, I believe YOU are one of the GOOD and POSITIVE things about GA, Nick! Don't ever change! Alan
  11. Don't remind me, Goat Guy, DON'T REMIND ME ! The person below me saw "Jackass Two" tonight and laughed their ass off for 90 minutes !
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    Hehehe! I've done that stupid "drink on top of the car" thing not once, not twice, but three times! What can I say? I'm an idiot! Thanks for sharing, Dave! --- Alan
  13. MEN ... ER ... AH ... GOATS ARE LIKE WINE. SOME TURN TO VINEGAR, BUT THE BEST IMPROVE WITH AGE ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONNOR ! --- Alan
  14. WELCOME TO GAY AUTHORS.ORG, SHANNON! I think you'll find -- as I did -- that GA is just an incredible "community" of PEOPLE. People who enjoy both reading, writing and discussing QUALITY gay-themed stories. I'd like to quote Graeme, the member who posted right above me, who recently described GA perfectly. He wrote: "We are a group of like-minded people who support each other and this place allows us to relax and be ourselves. That doesn't mean that there aren't disagreements and fights, but overall it's a place that encourages -- and that's the core of any community. "The stories may be the body, but the forums are the heart and the members the soul of GA ." Like thousands of other people before me, I came to GA for the stories...but the people who actively particiapte in the Forums made me want to be a part this "community". I now spend more time at GA than any other site. I recently joined the Editors group ... which, indeed, has a roster of members that are eager to help authors with any of the facets of story editing. I strongly encourage you to contact "Empathy", who heads up the Editors group. He'll be eager to match you to an editor, if you like. I was recently paired with one of your favorite net authors to help him edit his ongoing story. I can tell you without a doubt that it has already been one of the most rewarding experiences of my life! There's also a Beta Readers group in the process of starting up. In short ... almost any kind of help and support an author needs can be found right here. Just wait 'til you get acquainted with the many awesome people who also call this place home. Need help finding your way around here? Don't know how something works? Wanna get something off your chest? Well, there's a great guy wandering around the Forums who goes by the GA nickname of C James. He hides behind a goat that wears sunglasses...but he knows this place frontwards and backwards. He's my "go to" guy for "anything GA". In fact, I'll let him know you're here. He'll find you in a flash! In fact, there are fantastic people just like C James everywhere at GA ... ...AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HAVE YOU MEET THEM! AGAIN, SHANNON, WELCOME TO GAY AUTHORS.ORG!
  15. YAY! EVERYBODY'S GOTTA HAVE "FAITH" ! AND THANKS, KEVIN, FOR THE REMINDER ! 'CUZ I WAS THINKING IT WAS ONE MORE WEEK BEFORE IT WAS TO START. -0-0-0- OH SHIT! DAMNIT! PSSSST! KEVIN ... CAN YOU DO ME A BIG BIG FAVOR? PLEASE?! I JUST REALIZED I GOTTA WORK TONIGHT 7P TIL MIDNIGHT. (I HATE FOOTBALL FRIDAY NIGHTS IN TEXAS!) COULD YOU MAYBE ASK GARY-O IF HE COULD PUH-LEEZE HAVE CHAPTER ONE POSTED NO LATER THAN 6:45 PM CDT? THAT WAY I COULD SNAG A COPY AND READ IT AT WORK! (*LOL*) TELL GARY-O THAT, IN EXHANGE FOR THIS SPECIAL FAVOR, I MIGHT EVEN BE WILLING TO ... AH ... UMM ... AS LUC WOULD SAY ... BE WILLING TO "DO THINGS" IF HE COULD MANAGE THAT! I REALLY DON'T WANNA MISS VANCE'S LATEST PREMIERE! THANKS, KEVIN! I OWE YA ONE! ALAN
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