Inkognito

Inspired by a true story. As Hurricane Melvin closes in, Mason and Wyatt find themselves facing more than just the storm outside.

Oh shit.

Someone unfollowed me after I posted this. 😂 Sorry, Gavel Tie.

That's the Sole Food Redemption episode.

They say bad things come in threes. The cease-and-desist letter arrived in threes. First by certified mail. Then by Email. And last by Grinded app notification from user SuitedDaddy4Justice. Their bio? Here 4 legal penetration. 😈⚖️ They gave it to him straight. Well. As straight as anything involving Grinded could be. "Cease immediately or prepare to be legally raw-dogged harder than a twink at his first Pride." Austin Coyle, 32, part-time barist

Austin never expected his erotic novella would get him bent over in court. But here he is. Legally gagged. Possibly screwed. And definitely misconstrued.

Bro, you broke the website.

Hell’s Kitchen: Quentin Tarantino Edition.

I concur. That list was compiled before shocking new evidence was received from the Cheeto Forensics Unit. You’ve been exonerated of writing Exposing My Own Reality. My bad, Holmes.

You won't. But I'll tell you why @Gunther Allen wrote Exposing My Own Reality. I started with just searching "Gunther" under Everywhere in the search bar at the top right corner of GA. One of the SA stories happened to show up in the results. From there I clicked on the story and did a Ctrl + F search for "Gunther." The protagonist of this story is named Gunther. This story happens to be Exposing My Own Reality. After sending him a message I check his profile and read his About Me, where he talks about HIV/AIDS advocacy. Now, all of this could be entirely coincidental, but my tingling detective senses tell me I’ve cracked the case on this one.

@Gunther Allen wrote Exposing My Own Reality.

Gunther Allen - Gay Authors

@Gunther Allen is an author, but he’s never posted anything, which is why he can’t be found when searching for authors.

1. Busted - Lawfulneutralmage 2. Well, This Happened - BentedWreath 3. A Chorus Director’s Dilemma - drsawzall 4. No Doubt About It - Valkyrie 5. Thirteen - CassieQ 6. Unmasked - Topher Lydon 7. Can I Tell Ya a Secret? - Mikiesboy 8. Angel Keeps a Secret - Lee Wilson 9. Thetis - Mark Arbour 10. The Rainbow’s Unicorn - Chris191070 11. Septima’s Potential - E K Stokes 12. The Case of the Scallopini-ed Mayor - Jack Poignet 13. Liminal - kbois 14. Family Secret - Aditus 15. What It Takes - astone2292 16. The Reunion – Jeff Burton 17. Exposing My Own Reality - Camy 18. Green Lightning - Cole Matthews 19. My Dead Ex Is Haunting Me Through Grindr - Inkognito 20. Carpe Veritas - Lorenz Qatava 21. Fledgling - northie 22. Four Hours - Thirdly 23. Adrift - Gunther Allen

Welp, the vibe is now dead. Guess that's a wrap for this thread. Thanks a lot, Inkognito. You jerk.

If I were bashing someone, you’d need popcorn. This is just empathy.

Not me. I won’t claim it. I won’t even read it. The whole premise makes me uncomfortable and concerned for the actual author.

NOPE. That was @lawfulneutralmage The "lawful" is a clever misdirect.

AH HA! See, he just admitted to writing Well, This Happened. The proof is in the pudding. And I’m all out of pudding… because BentedWreath ate it. Verdict: Guilty on all counts of Secret Authorship and Pudding Theft.

@Jeff Burton wrote The Reunion.

Ah yes, perfect moment to insert a joke I came up with a few years ago: What do you call a group of 3 traveling Canadians? Triple eh. (AAA)

Jeff speaks the truth. I also may have been slightly annoyed that half the stories were immediately drop-kicked to page two or three the moment they went live, missing out on front-page visibility. And because I’m as petty as I am funny, and fully aware that a lot of GA readers also browse AwesomeDude, I submitted Grindr there too.

I didn’t stray far from my usual style. If anything, I leaned into it. So, of course someone who normally enjoys my work couldn’t even finish my SA story because they found it too irritating.

Carpe Veritas – Lorenz Qatava Title? Latin ✅ Author Name? Latin-passing ✅✅ Truth? Seized ⛓️‍💥 Salad? Caesar 🥗 Mystery? Solved ✅✅✅ Case? Closed 📁 Detective? Inkognito Cheeto

I’ve walked through Liminal spaces where time forgets names, Where truths wear disguises and secrets play games. Where Fledgling liars learn fast how to fly, Then fall just as quick when their alibis die. Been Busted by lovers, framed by a mime, Accused by a cactus, acquitted in rhyme. I once found a clue I was certain I lacked, “Well, This Happened,” I said. The case? Now cracked. Angel Keeps a Secret, so I knew not to trust, With lips like a prayer and morals like dust.