knight1234

I cannot, the same way you cannot put yourself in mine but as I lay down just the other night I closed my eyes and tried to imagine the terror you felt as they took me from you or the gut wrenching numbness when....ohhhh... let me try again later

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent. She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf." "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun. So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender. "Would you like a drink?" "But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on the statue, the lights go out.

Two blondes were sitting in colorado when one asks the other "Which do you think is closer the moon or florida?" The other one replies "helllooooooooo.... Can you see florida?"

thanks kev..

This is something I scribbled in one of my efforts to write something different.. Any thoughts...? What do you think this is about...? He jumped the gun! Realizing it was too late to run He smashed the door And it was heard over the floor He was frustrated and agitated And his will could not be executed Oh dear me, said he loud Knowing that the silver line has disappeared from the cloud!

The madam of a brothel has a problem, so she goes to a local priest. "I have two talking female parrots," she tells him. "All they can say is 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'" "That's awful," the priest agrees, "but I have a solution to your problem. I have two male parrots whom I've taught to pray and read the Bible. If we put your parrots with mine, I believe yours will stop saying that awful phrase and will instead learn to recite the word of God." The next day, the madame brings her parrots to the priest's house and puts them in with the male parrots, who are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage. "Hi, we're prostitutes." say the females. "Do you want to have some fun?" One male parrot looks at the other and squawks, "Close the Bible, Frank! Our prayers are answered!"

Bravo Christian000... Well done. Yes it immediately caught my attention too but I should tell you that it's well written...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: "Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see." Watson said, "I see millions and millions of stars". Holmes: "And what does that tell you?" Watson: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Theologically, it tells me that God is great and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it tells me that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?" Holmes: "Somebody stole our tent."

Just saying hi to all the briliant men here. I write a bit but have never published anything. I write poems mainly and just love reading. Take care all of you and expect to get to know you all soon.