I'm glad Rich got to the "airbrush" bit right about the same time I did.
Sometimes I think you totally deserve her (the other times I think that's just cruel).
That Chris guy sounds really freaking wise!
I agree optimism is important, but sometimes, ekkeh.
4: ha!
6: um, yeah.
8: hee!
12: after you move.
15: see 4?
23: cough.