'Gawd... I swear, one of these days I'll carry out my vendetta against these damn alarm clocks.' I thought to myself. I swiped at it and made contact. It cried out its final chime as it fell to the ground. I couldn't resist an evil snicker. Bwahaha! 'Ugh... better get ready for school. Uh... what time is it?' I glanced at its remains, the hands clearly showing 12:45. "I'm gonna be late", I said. "Was that out loud?" Well before I go on, let me introduce myself. Name's Tyler. I guess I'd call m