Andy's Shorts to GA Prompts - 21. Prompt #45

Squirmish – an object, creature or action that causes someone to squirm

Flexting – the phenomenon of sending photos of men lifting weights via text message

Misinfotainment – a source of hilarity brought about by somebody misunderstanding something they have been told

Fomo – the father of someone who is gay

Intaxication – extreme rage as a result of receiving a large tax bill from HMRC (or the IRS in the US)

Brainspin – the result of reading a story full of typos, word confusion, poor grammar and worst of all, all those incorrectly punctuated speech tags

Buysexual – the phenomenon by which an individual is sexually aroused by the spending of money

Sharewear – the obsession of mums trying to stay young by sharing their teenaged daughter’s clothing

Recessionitis – gastrointestinal condition suffered by all those poor hard-working bankers as a result of the recession

Interneuter – modern versions of fairy tales where all gender-specific terms have been changed to gender-neutral (so Cinderella no longer has two ugly sisters, she has two ugly siblings; the woodsman in Little Red Hood is now a woodsperson)

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