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Track List Ryan’s Prayer (Cal Haley) - Being The New Kid Gentle Rain (Snow In Mexico) - Finding Sunshine On A Cloudy Day Sapphire Eyes (Blue Jay) - A Risk Is Defined By Treasures In His Eyes Smile (The New Division) - Love Found In A Smile Tootsie Roll (Mister Chase) - Tootsie Rolls and Eye Candy Lovestruck (The Fauns) - Randy Casts His Spell A Key Turns (The Depreciation Guild) - Ryan The Gatekeeper, Randy the Key Master Strawberry Cream (Oiel) - What Strawberry Blonds Make On High (Sound Pool) - Love Gone Stratospheric No. 1 Fan (Majesty Crush) - Ryan Obsessed Boyfriend (Tegan and Sara) - Troubles And Secrets Taste Like Honey (Swallow) - Missing Randy’s Taste F^#k Me (Wendy Ho) - Sex On The Stairs In Mind (Brothertiger) - Randy Always On His Mind Your Lips, My Mouth (Airiel) - 69 Ways To Please A Lover You Look So Fine (Garbage) - A Rock And A Hard Place Sweetest Perfection (Depeche Mode) - The Example Of Ryan and Randy Strawberry Afternoons (Lonely Benson) - Heaven In A Basement Randy’s Hot Tonight (Electric Six) - Marathon Love With The Dreamboy Our Story (Ryan Stewart) - The Ballad of Ryan and Randy Digital Love (The Royal Concept Cover of Daft Punk) - Helping The Threesome Too Shy Cover - Holy Ariel, The Bashful Angel What Makes You Beautiful (Alex Groot) - Tyler X Ariel You’ll Be In My Heart (Peter Hollens and Bryan Lanning) - Ryan’s Heart Call Me Maybe (Glee Cast) - Call Me, Maybe? ———————————— Ryan’s Prayer (Cal Haley) - Being The New Kid Instrumental Overture Gentle Rain (Snow In Mexico) - Finding Sunshine On A Cloudy Day Etheric vocals Sapphire Eyes (Blue Jay) - A Risk Is Defined By Treasures In His Eyes Sapphire Eyes as deep as the bright blue sky you've got your hand laced in mine before we leave and I never thought that we'd come this far with three years past and some love in our arms and it's hard to believe that you came to me (Chorus) Hey, whoa whoa... don't you ever go away Hey, whoa whoa... don't you ever leave this place sing me a song tell me about everything that you ever dreamed of sing me a song tell me about you (X) (Chorus) another story ends this is the beginning of something new again I'm growing older my heart is a little bit colder But I still want it for you and me (Chorus) Sapphire Eyes you've got your hand laced in mine oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh Smile (The New Division) - Love Found In A Smile I see you walk at night with the pain inside of all of us I know you talk and write of the stories from another book Your words are cold but your heart is right You will find it in the morning light Your tears are gone and your face is bright I see you're Smiling all the time I see you Smiling in my mind Tootsie Roll (Mister Chase) - Tootsie Rolls and Eye Candy That Tootsie Roll That Tootsie Roll Gimme Gimme Jelly Bounce it all around Knick knack paddy whack Make it touch the ground Dip it To the Right To the Left Up and Down Shake it shake it baby Shake it all around I can make twerq Make it worq Make it go All the other boyz be watchin make em say OH! Make their eyes big make dem blush fo' sho' Make dat ass go ticky ticky just once mo' Now (chorus) Ohhhhhh! I want that tootsie roll (ow) Gimmmeeee That tootsie roll! (ow)X (drop it) Check the unicorn hidin out in my pocket he's a little sly might sneak into your cockpit squeaky like a rubber duck make him go quack baby, shate that tailfeather bring that thing back Jelly . . . Gimme Jelly . . . SUPERCALISWAGILISITICSEXYHELLADOPENESS Throw ya hands up in the air & Shake it like ya hopeless Do you like when I spread ya body on my bed? body on my bed? X (chorus) Do you, do you like it when I move my feet, my feet X O00000ooooooooooo0000000000oooooooooh Give ME that Jelly! X (chorus) That Tootsie Roll That Tootsie Roll Lovestruck (The Fauns) - Randy Casts His Spell You and I And those bright eyes Eyes, eyes that bring me back To life All of time is in your eyes The song of your eyes Is the song of my life You and I Wonder why The breath of our sighs Feels so nice Lovestruck I feel you inside Stay here Don’t say ‘good night’ Love Lovestruck X A Key Turns (The Depreciation Guild) - Ryan The Gatekeeper, Randy the Key Master There is a figure in the glass He moves through the dark house White candle visions flicker fast Uncover the unfound Leave everything that you have known It must go Cut down the tree to plant the seed All you need And to your side, i will speed A key turns inside another past Uncovers the unclear Ghost resin synapse fires fast He knows he has been here Down to the place you've been before There is more Slide like a spirit through the leaves Do you believe There is truth to what you've seen? Down to the place you've been before There is more Slide like a spirit through the leaves Do you believe Love is a light that can't be killed So rebuild Never again to shed a tear The coast is clear In the dreamhouse, we are here Strawberry Cream (Oiel) - What Strawberry Blonds Make Etheric distortions of heavenly peace. I want just a little more of Everything From You On High (Sound Pool) - Love Gone Stratospheric Something, Something We’re on High. No. 1 Fan (Majesty Crush) - Ryan Obsessed Yeah Oh-oh Yeah Yeah Oh The Butterflies won’t go away I’m in my car going insane I feel your love inside my chains I’ll take a car, a train, a plane Kill anyone that gets in my way I’ll never ever leave this chase Well, I’m your Number One Fan No. 1 Fan . . . Yeah Uh-huh Sent you a letter today Found out the places you were staying But things still got in my way I’ll take a car, a train, a plane Kill anyone that gets in my way I’ll never ever leave this chase Well, I’m your Number One Fan No. 1 Fan . . . Yeah Uh-huh I’d kill a President I’d kill a President I’d kill a President I read everything that you wrote Sang everything that you sang Watched everything that you played on I’ll take a car, a train, a plane Kill anyone that gets in my way I’ll never ever leave this chase Cause, I’m your Number One Fan Your No. 1 Fan . . . Yeah Uh-huh I’d kill a President I’d kill a President I’d kill a President (For your love) (X) For your love (X) Boyfriend (Tegan and Sara) - Troubles and Solutions Tell you that I love you, that I can't hold back The feeling that you give me, wanna give it right back I know you always win at this particular game I need to know the rules if you want me to play You treat me like your boyfriend And trust me like a like a very best friend You kiss me like your boyfriend You call me up like you want your best friend You turn me on like you want your boyfriend But I don't want to be your secret anymore I'm trying to be honest cause I can't relax Oh, when I get around you I can't hide the facts I let you take advantage cause it felt so good I blame myself for thinking we both understood You treat me like your boyfriend And trust me like a like a very best friend You kiss me like your boyfriend You call me up like you want your best friend You turn me on like you want your boyfriend But I don't want to be your secret anymore Don't wanna, don't wanna play the crying game Do you feel the same? You feel the same Don't wanna, don't wanna spin the bottle again Do you feel the same? You feel the same You treat me like your boyfriend And trust me like a like a very best friend You kiss me like your boyfriend You call me up like you want your best friend You turn me on like you want your boyfriend But I don't want to be your secret anymore You treat me like your boyfriend And trust me like a like a very best friend You kiss me like your boyfriend You call me up like you want your best friend You turn me on like you want your boyfriend But I don't want to be your secret anymore Taste Like Honey (Swallow) - Missing Randy’s Taste Tastes like honey But burns inside of me I've tried to tell you And what more could I do You'd find my secrets Would take away your breath And the sense of pain Fills me day after day And it's killing me It's killing me It's killing me It's killing me I saw you hide your smile In someone else's eyes And it tore the pleasure Right out of my heart It's killing me It's killing me It's killing me It's killing me I shouldn't feel so lonely But just look at me I shouldn't feel so empty When you're touching me But it's all I've ever been All I've ever been All I've ever been All I've ever been And you are just killing me And you are just killing me And you are just killing me And you are just killing me F^#k Me (Wendy Ho) - Sex On The Stairs Raunchy In Mind (Brothertiger) - Randy Always On His Mind I feel you all the way In destinies begun The shadows on my face Dissolving in the sun I know my own mistakes Have driven you along Then go and make your place Wherever you belong In mind I don't know if you want me to take you away You're keeping me In mind I am hoping that everything will remain You're keeping me In mind I don't know if you want me to take you away You're keeping me In mind Time slowing and every look you give me gets me high I feel you all the way In destinies begun I'll show you how to make Your soul and mind as one Your Lips, My Mouth (Airiel) - 69 Ways To Please A Lover Sun ray skies and we're lost The hallway's upside down You stumble over to me And blow me away with a smile Your finger's teasing my brain "Forever ends today" It's slow to get you to see How you're teasing me tonight No one's into you No one's into me But oh, they're into us and they can't see Roulette in my brain "Forever ends today" Over and over they'll see How your lips and my mouth should be Dancing 'til we both fall backwards Time and time again Spinning 'round in my bed I'll dream of you tonight Oh, they're into you Oh, they're into me But no one's into us They can't see They can't see You Look So Fine (Garbage) - A Rock And A Hard Place You look so fine I want to break your heart And give you mine You're taking me over It's so insane You've got me tethered and chained I hear your name And I'm falling over I'm not like all the other boys I can't take it like the other boys I won't share it like the other boys That you used to know You look so fine Knocked down Cried out Been down just to find out I'm through living for you I'm open wide I want to take you home We're wasting time You're the only one for me You look so fine I'm like the desert tonight Leave him behind If you want to show me I'm not like all the other boys I won't take it like the other boys I won't fake it like the other boys That you used to know You're taking me over Over and over I'm falling over Over and over Loving me one more time Hide inside me tonight Do what you want to do Just pretend happy end Let me know let it show Ending with letting go (three times) Let's pretend happy end (four times) Sweetest Perfection (Depeche Mode) - The Example Of Ryan and Randy The sweetest perfection to call my own The slightest correction couldn't finely hone The sweetest infection of body and mind Sweetest injection of any kind I stop and I stare too much Afraid that I care too much And I hardly dare to touch For fear that the spell may be broken When I need a drug in me And it brings out the thug in me Feel something tugging me Then I want the real thing, not tokens The sweetest perfection to call my own The slightest correction couldn't finely hone The sweetest infection of body and mind Sweetest injection of any kind Things you'd expect to be Having effect on me Pass undetectedly But everyone knows what has got me Takes me completely Touches me sweetly Reaches so deeply I know that nothing can stop me Sweetest perfection An offer was made An assorted collection But I wouldn't trade The sweetest perfection to call my own The slightest correction couldn't finely hone The sweetest infection of body and mind Sweetest injection of any kind The sweetest perfection to call my own The slightest correction couldn't finely hone (nothing can stop me) The sweetest infection of body and mind (takes me completely, touches so sweetly) The sweetest injection of any kind (reaches so deeply, nothing can stop me) The sweetest perfection to call my own (takes me completely, touches so sweetly) The slightest correction couldn't finely hone (reaches so deeply, nothing can stop me) The sweetest infection of body and mind (takes me completely, touches so sweetly) The sweetest injection of any kind (reaches so deeply) Strawberry Afternoons (Lonely Benson) - Heaven In A Basement When I saw you in the morning You were on your way to work I bought your coffee 'Cause I liked the way you talk It's kind of funny now to think I know the name of your perfume I never dreamed I'd be here lying next to you [Chorus] Strawberry afternoons By your side Where fields of flowers bloom In your sunshine And when we kiss Isn't it bliss? Strawberry afternoons [Instrumental] [Repeat Chorus] One spray, two spray Three’s too much One spray, two spray That's enough One spray, two spray Three’s too much One spray, two spray Quite enough ‘Cause I love you where you are When you’re here lying in my arms Close to my heart [Repeat Chorus] Randy’s Hot Tonight (Electric Six) - Marathon Love With The Dreamboy Dance like nobody's watching you, Randy And love like you've never been hurt Supersize it when you get hungry, Randy And eat like it's the last night on earth You could be nobody in heaven Or you could be a star in hell You could have a billion dollars and blow it all away Randy's hot tonight He's hot tonight He's hot tonight Randy's hot tonight He's hot tonight He's hot tonight Randy's got tonight He's got tonight He's got tonight Randy's hot tonight He's hot tonight He's hot tonight Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy Now Randy said "If you live in Japan You're Japanese. If you live in Canada You're gonna freeze. If you live in a plastic house You'll never die in a fire. If you work in television You're a fucking liar!" Don't become unfocused, Randy And everything'll be ok That confidence will come in handy And everyone will be forced to say That Randy's hot tonight He's hot tonight He's hot tonight Randy's hot tonight He's hot tonight He's hot tonight Randy's got tonight He's got tonight He's got tonight Randy's hot tonight He's hot tonight He's hot tonight Cause we just wanna see the hot hot side of Randy Our Story (Ryan Stewart) - The Ballad of Ryan and Randy Sweet and Gentle Piano Instrumental by Ryan Digital Love (The Royal Concept Cover of Daft Punk) - Helping The Threesome [Verse 1] Last night I had a dream about you In this dream, I'm dancing right beside you And it looked like everyone was having fun The kind of feeling I've waited so long [Verse 2] Don't stop, come a little closer As we jam, the rhythm gets stronger There's nothing wrong with just a little little fun We were dancing all night long The time is right to put my arms around you You're feeling right, you wrap your arms around too But suddenly I feel the shining sun Before I knew it, this dream was all gone [Verse 3] Ooh, I don't know what to do About this dream and you I wish this dream comes true Ooh, I don't know what to do About this dream and you We'll make this dream come true [Interlude] [Outro] Why don't you play the game? Why don't you play the game? Too Shy Cover - Holy Ariel, The Bashful Angel Reprise from ‘The Arcade Junkies’ What Makes You Beautiful (Alex Groot) - Tyler X Ariel XOXOX Reprise from ‘Kiss Of An Angel’ You’ll Be In My Heart (Peter Hollens and Bryan Lanning) - Ryan’s Heart Come stop your crying It will be alright Just take my hand And hold it tight I will protect you From all around you I will be here Don't you cry For one so small, You seem so strong My arms will hold you, Keep you safe and warm This bond between us Can't be broken I will be here Don't you cry 'Cause you'll be in my heart Yes, you'll be in my heart From this day on Now and forever more You'll be in my heart No matter what they say You'll be here in my heart Always Why can't they understand the way we feel They just don't trust what they can't explain I know we're different, but deep inside us We're not that different at all And you'll be in my heart Yes you'll be in my heart From this day on Now and forever more Don't listen to them 'Cause what do they know We need each other, to have, to hold They'll see in time, I know When destiny calls you, you must be strong I may not be with you But you got to hold on They'll see in time, I know We'll show them together 'Cause you'll be in my heart Believe me you'll be in my heart I'll be there from this day on Now and forever more You'll be in my heart No matter what they say You'll be here in my heart Always Always I'll be with you I'll be there for you always Always and always Just look over your shoulder Just look over your shoulder Just look over your shoulder I'll be there Always Call Me Maybe (Glee Cast) - Call Me, Maybe? I threw a wish in the well Don't ask me, I'll never tell I looked to you as it fell And now you're in my way I'd trade my soul for a wish Pennies and dimes for a kiss I wasn't looking for this But now you're in my way Your stare was holdin' Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me, maybe? It's hard to look right At you baby But here's my number So call me, maybe? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me, maybe? And all the other boys Try to chase me But here's my number So call me, maybe? You took your time with the call I took no time with the fall You gave me nothing at all But still, you're in my way I beg, and borrow and steal At first sight and it's real I didn't know I would feel it But it's in my way Your stare was holdin' Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me, maybe? It's hard to look right At you baby But here's my number So call me, maybe? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me, maybe? And all the other boys Try to chase me But here's my number So call me, maybe? Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that I missed you so, so bad It's hard to look right At you baby But here's my number So call me, maybe? Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But here's my number So call me, maybe? And all the other boys Try to chase me But here's my number So call me, maybe? Before you came into my life I missed you so bad I missed you so bad I missed you so, so bad Before you came into my life I missed you so bad And you should know that So call me, maybe?

Com, thank you for continuing to update the timeless classics of New Kid in Class and Kiss of an Angel. I’ve been following the series' for quite some time now; I think from around the time of the “pineapple juice” episodes. A few recent zoom weddings and funerals at which I waved to old friends but couldn’t hug them kicked off heavy bout of unrequited nostalgia for me. ( I am also working through that with the local remnants of our old friend network.) But I had a lovely night queuing up and tabbing between New Kid and Kiss of an Angel from the beginning (and finding Arcade Junkies and Ryan’s Heart for the first time). It was a really fun soak in the lives and stories of your characters. It scratched the itch to listen to old friends tell stories we all know yet one more time, and it somehow gets better every retelling. I’m also glad you continue to update these and have them bubble back to the top part of the “new posts" lists as the anniversaries pile up. I hope new readers are continuing to find these. Because right in with the hilarious comedy and the hot sex scenes are your achingly beautiful and need-to-know moral lessons about trust and honesty and coming out and how-threesomes-are-hot-but-can-jam-up-a-relationship. Follow your heart, dream with your eyes open, and yes, beware that jerks might be trying to mess with you. Ryan’s heart really is the rock at the centre of it all, with all the loves and loyalties, and secrets and anxieties and mistakes and accidents revolving around it. And these stories show us how diverse people can be through Randy’s anxieties, Tyler’s broken (but perhaps mending) heart, Ariel’s minefield of tightly coiled springs of emotional energy, and Cody’s acute analysis, acidic patter and broken-glass-sharp emotional defenses. So, hugs and kisses and Bravo’s and roses for you.🌹🌹🌹 👏👏👏 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 I do really mean the ordinary definition of “timeless classic” above: but also timeless as the boys have gone from landline phone drama and skipping CD players and heavy VCRs to sexts and texts on the beach. “There aren't too many arcades left in the world nowadays, you know?" The utterly epic Spring Break lasted for 13 years. And Cody Morneau still feels like a “new” character, although he's been around for about 20 years now. I understand you have a life and many other fruitful and cool writing projects, and you’ve given us so much for so long that you don’t owe me or anybody anything more. But here’s a plea for some back-to-school episodes this September where we find out what school's like for the now out-ish boys and what Hailley’s gonna do next, and whether Tyler banging him until he was too weak to move will settle down Ariel’s kinetic discharges, and whether Tyler can reconcile his troubled past with his exciting present (and how Ariel's gonna handle that! (Or for a challenge, a story in Cody's voice?) Either way, thanks for the stories. 🍍

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