Q: What's blue and yellow and eats nuts?

A: Gonorrhea.

A priest is out for an afternoon stroll and turns the corner to find little Johnny with a hammer smashing the daylights out of a bunch of ants.

The kid is saying to himself, "I hate these f**king ants... I hate these f**king ants..."

The priest is taken aback by the little boy's language and talks to him, saying that God doesn't make junk.

"Tomorrow I will be coming by again, and if you can tell me three things that God created that are worthless, then I will let you continue killing the ants."

The next afternoon, the priest is out again for his walk and comes upon little Johnny smashing ants again. The priest reminds him of the agreement they had made, reminding the boy that he agreed not to kill any more ants unless he could name three worthless things that God created.

Little Johnny looks up with a devilish smile and says,

"I do know three things that are totally worthless. The first is a balls on a priest, the second is tits on a nun, and the third are these f**king ants!"

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are out fishing one day and Thibodeaux said, "Bobby- didn't you get married yesterday?"

Boudreaux says, "yes I did."

Thibodeaux says, "Well did you get any sex- it was your wedding night?"

Boudreaux says, "Oh no. She's got Gonorrhea."

Thibodeaux says, "Oh lawd that terrible. Did you get a blow job?"

Boudreaux says, "Oh no. She's got an abscessed tooth.

Thibodeaux says, "Did you get any anal sex?"

Boudreaux says, Oh no. She's got diarrhea.

Thibodeaux says, "Woman has got Gonorrhea, bad teeth and diarrhea and you ain't getting no sex. Why on earth did you marry her?"

Boudreaux says, "For the bass boat."