Buy a truck, get an AK-47! Make veterans feel right at home by packing the preferred weapon of our enemies.

Seriously, why not throw in a fifth of whiskey? Wouldn't that solve a lot of problems?

< awesome!

< pull grandpaw's finger

Don't do it!

Awe man. See what you get for being stoned? That joke is older than Moses.

< What?

Moses?

No. Charlton Heston. Why do you hate guns and freedom?

Oh shut the f**k up.