As I travel the wilds of the Internets, I am often astonished by the number of assholes that make such a point of being ass holy.

There are a few in particular that I want to warn you about. Beware of these ragin bastards. They make a point of being rude and obnoxious to bait you into typing something that will get you banned. Many of them are master baiters.

Without further ado, I shall warn you about some of the worst of the Flaming Assholes of the Internets

The triggered activist

Whether its save the whales or fat acceptance, you've gone and done it with your microaggressions, racisms and patriarchal attitudes. How dare you disagree!

the Conspiracy Nut

This asshole can't prove anything, has no evidence or even a clue. He is impervious to facts and can twist logic into pretzels. He has figured out every conspiracy from the Lincoln Assassination to Putin's secret agreement with the gray aliens to mind control humanity. I for one welcome our new masters if I don't have to listen the conspiracy theorists idiocy.

the Expert Without Portfolio

He is the only guy in the chat room that doesn't know that he's full of it.

High Priests of Environmentalism

People for whom environmentalism has become a religion. Emphasis on the mental part.

Religious Nuts

Whether they are yapping about Jesus, Allah or Vishnu, these guys are doing more for atheism than their own faith.

The Fascists of Tolerance

Their strategy is to call you names until you agree with them on everything. I don't think this has ever worked once.

Enfant Provocateur

The original troll, this kid is online for one purpose: to create chaos. You’ll know him when you see him. Just follow the riot.

How can you know who is an asshole online you ask? It takes one to know one. I make no pretenses of NOT being an asshole. What annoys me about these people is that they won't admit it.