My Daily Bread Crumbs 03 Oct

Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 83 October 4, 2021

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October 3rd - Holidays and Observances

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Christian feast day:
- Abd-al-Masih
- Adalgott
- Blessed Szilárd Bogdánffy
- Dionysius the Areopagite
- Ewald the Black and Ewald the Fair
- Francis Borgia
- George Bell and John Raleigh Mott (Episcopal Church)
- Gerard of Brogne
- Hesychius of Sinai
- Théodore Guérin
- Maximian of Bagai
- October 3 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
3 October Festival (Leiden, The Netherlands)
German Unity Day (Germany)
Mean Girls Day
Morazán Day (Honduras)
National Day, celebrates the independence of Iraq from the United Kingdom in 1932.
National Foundation Day or Gaecheonjeol (South Korea)

Observances (click on the day for details)

A Harley rider eating in a restaurant is checking out a gorgeous redhead. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket. The biker reaches up, snatches it out of the air, and hands it back to her. "I am so embarrassed," the woman says. "Please join me for dinner."

They enjoy a wonderful meal together and afterwards she invites him to the theater, followed by drinks. She pays for everything. Then she asks him to her place for a nightcap, and to stay for breakfast.

The next morning the guy is amazed. "Are you this nice to every biker you meet?" he asks.

"Not usually," she replies. "But you just happened to catch my eye."

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A friend of mine works at a tattoo shop. A client walked in and got a sentence tattooed on his back. A few hours later, the customer called,  demanding a refund.

Client: You did my tattoo backward!

Tattoo artist: It’s backward?

Client: Yes! I’m looking at it in the mirror right now!

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“Why did you choose a college so far from home?” I asked my British student. She explained that she’d fallen  in love with the American West by watching Westerns. So when it came time to apply for colleges, she Googled “Western universities.”