MDBCs 21 Apr 2026
April 21st 2026 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- Christian feast day:
- Natale di Roma (Rome)
- Parilia (ancient Rome)
- Civil Service Day (India)
- Grounation Day (Rastafari)
- National Tea Day (United Kingdom)
- National Tree Planting Day (Kenya)
- San Jacinto Day (Texas)
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
Advisor Appreciation Day
Battle of San Jacinto
Big Word Day
Festival of Ridvan
International Hemp Day
Israel Independence Day
Keep Off the Grass Day
National Alex Day
National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
National Bunion Day
National Chickpea Day
National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day
National Javier Day
National Kindergarten Day
National Pet CBD day
National Surprise Drug Test Day
National Yellow Bat Day
Thank You for Libraries Day
Tiradentes Day
Tuna Rights Day
World Creativity and Innovation Day
World Curlew Day
National Library Workers Day
National Rendering Day
International Loch Ness Monster Day
Radonitsa
Elizabeth II’s Birthday
James McAvoy’s Birthday
Jessey Stevens’s Birthday
Lisa Frank’s Birthday
Robert Smith’s Birthday
Tony Romo’s Birthday
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While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally spilled gasoline on my shirt. When I went inside to pay, I noticed a woman crinkling her nose.
Embarrassed, I tried to put her mind at ease. "If you smell gas," I said, "it's me."
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At the salon, I overheard the receptionist admit to another customer, "I haven't taken my vitamins today. I'm walking around unprotected."
The customer commiserated with her. "I haven't taken my Prozac today—everyone's walking around unprotected."
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One of the players on our junior high football team never saw action in a game. But my brother, the assistant coach, liked the kid and always gave him pep talks.
"Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no I in team."
"True," said the boy. "But there is a Ben in bench.
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According to careerbuilder.com, a full 15 percent of workers admit to getting to the office late at least once a week. And here are some of their excuses:
I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.
I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.
Someone stole all my daffodils.
I had to go audition for American Idol.
I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
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Scary business headline:
"Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply for Job in Braille"
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