Ok kiddies. todays lesson you ask? Why do parents search and search for your boiling point and then when you reach it act like they haven't been feeding the fire of your unstoppable meltdown? and why do they insist on doing it so frequently that your constantly walking around with a permanent f**K you expression when you know they're nearby?

I honestly do think they can't help themselves anymore after you turn 21. I mean come on. i go to work and am there all day. I finally get in at close to 10 while you have been "working" at home all day( or so they claim) an as soon as i walk in you start automatically picking about every small detail. clean your room, wash the towels, get me this do this do that go find AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

can i get some f**king time to relax!?

and I know that you know I'm rattling off the smartest ass answers in my head as you go off on your tangent while some answers do eventually get said out loud.

I pay rent to you out of my piece of paycheck. this room can look like a nuclear bomb went off in here and I wont give a f**K and you have no control over it.

There is a closet full of towels, towels do not need to be washed everytime the closet looks like three towels are gone. besides if people stop getting more than one(what do you need that many towels for anyway) I wouldn't have to be washing towels so frequently.

calm down on all the demands I ONLY HAVE 2 ARMS and 2 HANDS. you need something that bad you got feet and wouldnt you know it your own 2 ARMS and HANDS. dont wait till i come in to start making requests.

and DO NOT talk to me like a f**king idiot when I'm the one who does everything in the house. I work and go to school too. why is it I'm the one doing everything when there are supposedly 4 adults in the house?

and one last thing. you know the kind of temper you have and you know mine is worse. WHY do we have to keep playing this game every few days when we both know that most of this shit you can do yourself? There is no reason you should be calling me into your room to cut off a f**king light that sits less than three feet from you. thats just f**king lazy. get the hell up.