Just kidding about the title. Actually, Dan is quite possibly the first person to say something positive about my voice. More often, I get made fun of for it, not least because I have a greater degree of control over it. I can pitch it high falsetto, properly, so even that can be easily heard, or I can pitch it low so that it carries through doors and walls. Usually I mumble, which makes those two tricks all the more startling the first time someone hears them. This last week I've been sick, and its only been today that I didn't sound like a drag queen trying too hard.

Admittedly, the result did sound kind of interesting. I think my gay superior had to change his shorts after talking to me the other day.

I'm pretty damn sure I'm skipping the special anthology. I still can't think of what to write, and I think the entries are due very quickly. So, pass. Ghost should be easy enough. I can think of three or four topics off the top of my head. No time to start cracking like now, I suppose.