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Turkey?


Bender

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So, I went to the buttcrack of America for Thanksgiving today...my uncle's house. And as much as I like buttcracks, this one was not very fun.

 

My family is absolutely crazy. Ok, Snow Dog knows exactly how crazy my mom is; extremely. However, my mom looks like an amateur in comparison with the rest of my family. The craziest is by far my grandma. We were just talking about this amazingly annoying kid I used to go to school with, and my grandma says, "It's raining in New York."

 

My sister and I looked at each other and just burst out laughing. Considering we didn't have any internet connection and the Macy's parade wasn't on, I don't know what made my grandma think that it was raining in New York. Whatever.

 

I ate too much Turkey, and about ten seconds after I finished eating, the tryptophan hit me and I wanted to go to sleep really, really badly. So I'm going to bed soon. G'night.

 

-psychic psychopath

 

P.S. Wow! No mention of either hottie during the main portion of my blog entry! Well, they're both very hot, and that's all I'll say about that.

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jon

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slavey,

 

hope you had a good thanksgiving? i sure did, but then, i always do when loads of food are about. hehe. my fav thanksgiving food is stuffing/dressing. oh man, its like..the greatest. i like cranberry sauce too. i make turkey salad out of the leftover bird, cuz i dont like turkey by itself anymore. catcha later man, and yo ucan tell me more about your "crazy" family? hehe.

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