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O Come O Come Emmanuel pt. 2


Bender

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This is going to be a really long blog entry. I saw Harry Potter 4 Friday Night, and I must say that Daniel Radcliffe is quite yummy. He has a little bit of hair just around his nipples and it is really hot.

 

Because I saw Harry Potter, I only got three hours of sleep Friday Night, which was really bad because I had an academic team competition Saturday. My team was one of freshmen, and we beat lots of varsities from other schools. We ended up getting 5th or 6th, though. We lost twice to hot gay guy's team. I have decided beyond a shadow of a doubt that he is gay, and also extremely nice. I talked to him a little bit, and he works at one of my favorite stores in the mall, and he was able to correctly guess my jeans size. Which is 28 by 32, in case you were wondering. I have really long legs for my height.

 

Christmas is coming. Being the "Man of the house" ( :blink: ), I was commissioned to put up Christmas lights. So, there are lights on the bushes and lining the driveway. I did NOT want to get out the ladder. But let me tell you, Christmas lights may be for Christmas, but they are controlled by the Antichrist. I had a string that I plugged in, and they worked fine. Then, I went and did something else for maybe ten minutes, I come back outside, and none of them work! WTF?!?!?!

 

I just got back home 20 minutes ago because I went to a musical. It was "The Music Man". After that, I went to the cast party even though I wasn't in the cast to see a friend of mine who was in it. I ended up staying way too late and now I am going to be like the living dead tomorrow. But I just had to make this blog entry.

 

-psychic psychopath

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Sounds like a fun day. I used to decorate for Christmas... Then I realized the only one who ever saw my decorations were my parents so I stopped. Electronics are tricky, you have to let them know who's in control... That said, the sudden sparking of a 1000 lights all at once and the visits by fire departments is quite fun...

 

Academic competitions? What exactly do you do for those? Do they test you on random trivia? Problem solving ability? We don't really have any at my school, but a local school is the Academic Decathalon Champion. It sounds like fun!

 

Harry Potter, I want to see it really badly, but I have to wait until Wednesday when I can see it with a friend. Guess I'll have to suppress my moans if what you say is true. :(

 

Lol, the music man. I was Winthrop once a long long time ago. I love singing "Iowa Stubborn" as I walk past my Junior English teacher. She's from Iowa and she gets all excited...

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Yeah, at academic team they ask random trivia questions and we buzz in to answer. The one this weekend had questions exclusively about fine arts. Which I stink at.

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SlaveBoy....didn't the light bulbs in your very smart brain go off when you spoke with really Hot Gay Guy..I am betting my last nickel that really HOT Gay Guy, whom is also really nice, would like to get to know you better!! Hint, hint, sirens blaring, Xmas lights lighting, sleigh bells rings....he likes you....go chill at the Mall withhim and get to know him....and you are both are really smart...so you have a lot to talk about together.....and just so you know smart is very sexy..so I am betting he is think you are also really HOT and likes you and your long legs!

 

I also note that really HOT Gay Guy has gotten a few mentions and HOT CC guy none this time....hmmm..let me guess, you may really like HOT Gay Guy..so go stand under the mistle toe with him....see what develops:)

 

and he knows your clothes sizes...I would say, go for it:) at the very least you would have a cool, really nice new Gay friend to chill with....and a potential HOT BF...now, that's a really nice Xmas present:)

 

Winks....and says go for it:)

 

Happy Thanksgiving too:)

 

Michael

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While I am not quite as effusively flamboyant as Michael, I can't disagree with him. Dude, the guy was staring at your crotch and had to come up with an excuse when you noticed (slaps slaveboy upside the head). Now I know you are just going to find a way to rationalize it like you had just peed in you pants, or spilled something ... so stop it. Just remember that holiday shopping means extra hours for him and more time for you to spend finding the right pairs of pants, and shirts ... maybe you try on something really cool and ask him how it looks. Or, you can point blank say "I really like these pants, want to come in the changing room with me an help me get it on?"

 

:king: Snow Dog

 

Edit: ohh, and the next time a Hot Gay Guy starts a conversation about your long legs, simply say that they have to be long so that your dick doesn't drag on the ground. 0:)

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While I am not quite as effusively flamboyant as Michael, I can't disagree with him. Dude, the guy was staring at your crotch and had to come up with an excuse when you noticed (slaps slaveboy upside the head). Now I know you are just going to find a way to rationalize it like you had just peed in you pants, or spilled something ... so stop it. Just remember that holiday shopping means extra hours for him and more time for you to spend finding the right pairs of pants, and shirts ... maybe you try on something really cool and ask him how it looks. Or, you can point blank say "I really like these pants, want to come in the changing room with me an help me get it on?"

 

:king: Snow Dog

 

Snow Dog, talk about flamboyant....ROFL....UM "maybe you try on something really cool and ask him how it looks. Or, you can point blank say "I really like these pants, want to come in the changing room with me an help me get it on?"

 

Is that "get it on" oops...get the hint Slaveboy...then you can blush and say 'I mean get them on' and see if you think they look good on me...(ok, I bet HOT Gay Guy says 'while we are at it...let's see if these other 10 jeans fit you too..then WE can decide from there which ones you look good in, after all you have those long legs:)

 

As you can guess, I tend to be the Italian in the group...I love romance and smart sexy and sensual men...its seems that you and HOT Gay Guy have the makings of all that together..so go for it....!!

 

Snow Dog you are as always funny (now who is the not so subtle one here...and a Guy has to have a sense of Romance.......don't you think....at this point, I am picturing my other Italian female very cool Mom, Sharon, slapping me up the side of my head and saying there he goes again with that word 'sexy' hee hee

 

good to see you around these parts SnowDog..now Slaveboy, you don't have to believe me..but I do know you think Snow Dog is smart..so listen to him.....if you don't we are both going to go to the Mall and tell HOT Gay Guy that you and he better get it on..um, I mean try the jeans on...LOL:)

 

Good Luck and let us know how it goes!

 

Michael

 

P.S. Snow Dog...you are funny...and as always smart and wise....thanks for making me laugh...now let's hope SlaveBoy who idolizes you listens to your non flaymboyant advice..that sleighs me.....fingers crossed he does:)

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Dude, the guy was staring at your crotch and had to come up with an excuse when you noticed (slaps slaveboy upside the head). Now I know you are just going to find a way to rationalize it like you had just peed in you pants, or spilled something ... so stop it.

I missed the part where he was staring at my crotch...not that it's not flattering and all, but it wasn't that. I was sitting with a friend of mine and we were talking and we found out where he works, and he starts a sales pitch about the pair of jeans he happens to be wearing and how we can get them at the store he works at. And by the way, he looked really hot in them. And then my friend mentioned that he has a hard time finding jeans that fit, so HOT gay guy guessed his jeans size, and then I dared him to guess mine. He was right both times.

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Dude, the guy was staring at your crotch and had to come up with an excuse when you noticed (slaps slaveboy upside the head). Now I know you are just going to find a way to rationalize it like you had just peed in you pants, or spilled something ... so stop it.

I missed the part where he was staring at my crotch...not that it's not flattering and all, but it wasn't that. I was sitting with a friend of mine and we were talking and we found out where he works, and he starts a sales pitch about the pair of jeans he happens to be wearing and how we can get them at the store he works at. And by the way, he looked really hot in them. And then my friend mentioned that he has a hard time finding jeans that fit, so HOT gay guy guessed his jeans size, and then I dared him to guess mine. He was right both times.

See ... see ... did ya see it ... he came up with a way to explain it away to almost indifference on Hot Gay Guy's part -- Slave is just a mark to the wiley salesman, not an object of masurbatory fantasies... so clueless.

 

:)

 

:king: Snow Dog

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Snow Dog.....clueless....oh please....that is a mild understatement!!! Use some flamboyance there.....

 

words like "oblivious" or so off the mark, he is on another galaxy or Milkway..or some other scientific term...

 

now, do we both smack Slave boy up one side of his clueless brain and down the other.....Hot Gay Guy has hot ways to get into Guys pants by guessing jeans sizes and he is HOT for SlaveBoy and obviously very interested...Slave Boy is so clueless he can't guess a clue, buy a vowel (The "O" in HOT nor see the inseams through the waistlines nor the forest through the trees.......oh my....what are we to do....maybe HOT Gay Guy will take the initiative and invite Slave Boy out (Slave Boy..just in case that means its a "date"..so don't get all Owen on us and say "is this a date"......)

 

please and all you have to say is clueless...come on put that scientific brain of yours together...figure out some magic formula to turn Clueless Slave Boy into Brave Slave Boy so that he visits HOT Gay Guy who obviously is HOT for Slave Boy.......

 

Slave Boy, all I have to say is "duh".....it ain't flamboyant..but really, "DUH!!!!!!!!" You have HOT Gay Gay guessing your waist size, inseam and he is nice and strikes up conversations with you.....and oh, he really isn't interested...not at all..ok besides clueless...double clueless....LOL

 

Snow Dog, he is your online Son..talk to him, convince him...obviously I have failed in my mission....this Italian Romantic has failed.......oh my..all too sad (how is that for flamboyant?!!)

 

Michael

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LOL. Talk about the superannuated trying to relive their youth vicariously!

 

SB: Not being a telepath, I won't hazard even a guess about what hot academic-league-pant-size-guessing junior guy is thinking, but I will agree with this much: if you want something, have some boldness.

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I always thought that "greys" were telepathic ...

 

We don't develop the necessary antennae until 5000 of your earth years. As you'll notice from my unadorned cranium and wonderful hip flexibility, I'm younger than that. :P

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OK, my blog has changed from: "angry ranting space" to "space where I berate myself for being so blind" to "star-trek nerd space" all in one entry. It's a good thing nerds are hot, or else I'd have a conniption fit.

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Hey Slaveboy

 

I agree with Michael and Snow dog, sounds like the guy is into you. And I mean if you really do think he's gay and cute, you don't have anything to lose with a little well placed flirting.

 

On a side note. Do you have trouble finding jeans that fit? I wear 30x32 (or 29x32 if I feel like being noticed lol), anyway I have a really hard time finding stuff in my size, anything 30 or under tends to be 30 or 28 in length I find.

 

Anyway on yet another side note, I also saw Harry Potter 4, it was really good, no comments about the actors though, I'm a little too old lol.

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