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I was happy.

 

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and we decided to

get married.

My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my

girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was

my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all

beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding

invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she

whispered to

me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for

me

that she couldn't overcome. So before I got married and committed my

life to

her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.

So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just

come

and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the

stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the

front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me

and

said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We

couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

family.

Moral of the story?

"Always keep your condoms in the car."

:devil:

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:lol:

 

I will be sure to share that with any of my (male) friends that are about to be married

 

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

 

 

superjaxx :lmao:

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