JustynC

Thank You Topaz for the info. Does this mean Com reply to any posts in the forum also? Anyway Thank You again for relaying this for Com.

Now Arnold Jones and Marybeth Jensen was in a Vette down by the Hole In The Rock and had John Denver on the 8-track, gettin high. Marybeth's wig was on the floor and Arnold's feet was out the door when we shined our flashlight in Arnold's startled eyes. I says "What you doin boy? Don't you know that's against the law? We just gonna hafta get this situation under control Now my name is Justyn Case and this here is Kylen Anderson We're the Maricopa County Love Patrol. Then two hippies in a Chevy puffin grass and sippin wine about fourteen miles south-east of Casa Grande they were passing around the peace-pipe when we caught them with our flashlight and Kylen's hairy hands applied the cuffs. I said boys you got some trouble you committing herb-i-cide we're just gonna hafta get this situation under control cause I'm Justyn Case and this here's Kylen Anderson we're the Maricopa County Weed Patrol. Then we spied ole Marvin Kline heading south on 39th Ave like a midnight auto accessory store on wheels his trunk was full of hub caps and his back seat full of tires when we picked him up and made him spread his heels I said Hands up-on the wall boy you're allowed to make one call we just gonna hafta get this situation under control cause ya see, I'm Justyn Case and this here's Kylen Anderson we're the Maricopa County Rip-Off Patrol. Then Orval Hinkle left the Leatherman's Club on his brand-new motor-cycle running stop-lights, raisin hell and causin accidents his brain was doing wheelies and his blood was three-two beer when we nailed him in his driveway at his residence I said Orval, you're in trouble boy but if you'll blow this here balloon up we're gonna get your situation under control now I'm Captain Justyn C Case and this here's Kylen L Anderson we're the Maricopa County Juice Patrol. Then we were passing by the Flamingo Inn when he heard this woman scream so we pulled on in and parked and got the guns out well we bashed on through the lobby into unit seventeen there was twenty-eight folks in there without no clothes on I said everybody up against the wall show us your identification we're just gonna definitely get this situation under control cause my name is Justyn Case an this here's Kylen Anderson we're the Maricopa County Sin Patrol. C'mon Kylen let's go sneaking around in the dark some more ya never know what we're gonna find.

One night last summer we were camped at ten thousand feet up where the air is clear, high in the Mountains of Northern Arizona just outside of a town called Heber. And as the fire burned low and only a few glowing coals remained, we laid on our backs all warm in our sleeping bags and looked up at the stars. And as I felt myself falling into the vastness of the Universe, I thought about things, and places, and times. I thought about the time my Grandma told me what to say when I saw the evening star. You know, Star Light, Star Bright, first star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might, have the wish I wish tonight. The air is crystal-clear up here; that's why you can see a million stars. I remember a time my Grandpa told me that he and his friends were in a canyon of the Green River in Wyoming; it was a night like this. And they had their rafts pulled up on the bank and turned over so they could sleep on them, and one of the guys from New York said, "Hey! Look at the smog in the sky! Smog clear out here in the sticks!" And somebody said, "Hey, Joe, that's not smog; that's the Milky Way." Joe had never seen the Milky Way. My Grandpa told me they saw the Northern Lights once, in the Bitterroot Mountains of Montana. He said that they were like flames from some prehistoric campfire, leaping and dancing in the sky and changing colors. Red to Gold, and Blue to Violet

Very good chapter but what's got my head spinning is what was on the computer that got Matt read that set him off like that. Whatever it was obviously affected Andy as well. You threw in a awesome cliffy too lol Like I luv Dom said the short bursts of important info here n there had me going back and re-reading too lol Excellent job V YOU ROCK !!

Has " Are You Christian? " been abandoned? I see you are kicking serious butt writing and updating the other kewl stories. You are very talanted at writing and I hope " Are You Christian " hasn't been scrapped or round filed. PS can't wait for more !! Keep up the great work Krista Justyn

Chapter 6 ? Where is Chapter 6? Somebody did say Chapter 6 right? I cant find Chapter 6. Ahh thats cause you're still working on it aye? lol I love the story dude cant wait for CHapter 6 heh heh

Man I am sooo messed up over what happened that I cant even think straight. The incident happened last Saturday but it seems like its really hitting hard now. kinda like a delayed feeling reaction. I wrecked my car this morning .... not bad though I kinda zoned out and hit a curb which tweaked the right front wheel weird. Its kinda drivable but pulls like a SOB to the right. Its a 95 Mazda Miata MX-5 blk convertible. Shamrock Towing took it to Camelback Mazda and I'll find out this eve how many bones its gonna take to fix it. The guy he was doing it with talked to me about what happened. He was so angry and upset at dare-dick Derrick that he actually gave him a black-eye (giggles) He (Randy) told me that Derrick told him he didnt have a boyfriend. So the phucher lied and cheated. Randy's been way kewl , he's been calling and coming over to see how things are going with me. He said he has been down this road once before but not like this. ...I soo want a Coin, Operated Boy (sigh) I better stop before this turns into a Novel Sorry guys I just had to vent this outta my system.

Coin Operated Boy by The Dresden Dolls Coin, Operated Boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but I turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why I want a Coin, Operated Boy... made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from I will never leave my bedroom I will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend.... Coin, Operated Boy... all the other real ones that I destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go... and I'll never be alone not with my.... Coin, Operated Boy... this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of boy getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy I didnt think so but I"m still convinceable will you persist even after I bet you a billion dollars that I'll never love you will you persist even after I kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? I'm dying I'm losing My confidence I want it I want it I want a .. I want a.... Coin, Operated Boy... and if I had a star to wish on for my life I cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match I can even take him in the bath Coin, Operated Boy... he may not be real but I know he feels like a boy should feel isn't that the point that is why I want a Coin, Operated Boy... with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why I want a Coin, Operated Boy.... Yeah i know it sounds corny But hey man at least I know I wont be cheated on and have my heart broken again. Why did he cheat on me? I caught him and him in my treehouse and.......damn I gave him all a boy could give him but guess it turned out to be Tainted Love. Gawd I'm soo depressed My heart is so shattered and I'm afraid to fall in love again.. But I'll get over it eventually Sorry for any mis-spelled words

no lol sarky was right. It's short for sarcastic. Its like when one of our friends gets all sarcastic we say chill out sarky heh heh

Thank You Com for the update It was great to see Zack all happy for once. Just wish that bastard of a dad would go away so he can stay that way. Umm anyway I apologize for acting sarky and impatient . Thanxx again for writing chapter 8 I do love your stories dude.. You Rock!! Take Care n Stay Safe Love ya always my friend JCC

I'm not obsessed with RE. I just like it alot cause not only is it a game series and movie but its also a story. There are also a few Novel's on Resident Evil. I was trying to dress up my blog a little with a few pics but this was all I could do. I actually wanted one pic as a background but guess you can't do that. I didnt mean to rattle anybody or anything. Guess I went overboard aye?

Six Years It

Hey Steve, Excellent story dude. I really enjoyed reading it cept all I saw was 3 chapters wheres the 4th ? I went to Nifty and Crvboy and they had only the 3.

These are the events that took place in the Resident Evil Game Series (Note that the games were not released in this order) Resident Evil 0 Bravo Team is sent in to investigate the disappearance of a convict Billy Coen. He eventually meets Rebecca Chambers. Through the night, Billy and Rebecca find out what's going on and in the end, they kill off James Marcus who mutated into a massive leech creature. Resident Evil After the Bravo Team go missing, Albert Wesker sends his Alpha Team to search and rescue. Chris Redfield, Jill Valentine , Barry Burton, Joseph Frost and Brad Vickers are the team involved primarily. They end up at Spencer mansion after being chased by a pack of Zombie dogs - Cerberus. Throughout the night at Spencer mansion, they find out what's going on. The whole place is overrun by all sorts of mutated experiments, Zombies, Cerberus etc. In the end Albert Wesker betrays the team and plans their death by sending Tyrant on them only for it to backfire and Tyrant ends up killing Albert Wesker. Chris, Jill, Rebecca and Barry end up killing the Tyrant and they escape. Spencer mansion blows up. September: A Tyrant mass production facility is currently at work on Sheena Island. Jill, Barry and Chris head off to Umbrella HQ in Europe as no one takes them seriously after the events at Spencer mansion. A T-Virus Antivirus called 'Daylight' is created at the university of Raccoon City. Resident Evil 2 William Birkin is assassinated. The T-Virus is spread around Raccoon City. William Birkin purposely injects himself with the G-Virus and mutates into a giant monster.Agent Hunk is sent to retrieve the G-Virus sample. William Birkin annihilates Hunk's team.The virus spreads more through the waterways A Tyrant-103 is deployed. Resident Evil Outbreak Kevin Ryman, David King, Alyssa Ashcroft, Yoko Suzuki, Cindy Lennox, George Hamilton, Mark Wilkins and Jim Chapman all evacuate their local bar as it is overrun by Zombies. The Raccoon Police Department attempt to evacuate the city. New B.O.Ws are visible all over Raccoon City including the first sighting of a 'Licker'. A Zombie which has further mutated. The 8 survivors from J's Bar find their way into the Hospital only to be pursued by a Leech man. They then escape and head for an underground marshalling yard. A G-Embryo attacks them... Resident Evil 3 Jill Valentine attempts to escape Raccoon City after the outbreak. The Nemesis makes his first appearance and kills Brad Vickers. Jill meets Carlos Oliveira. The Nemesis also kills Mikael, a comrade of Carlos. Jill fights the Nemesis and becomes infected... Resident Evil 2 pt.2 Leon S. Kennedy and Claire Redfield arrive at Raccoon City. They battle William Birkin at several locations including the now ransacked Raccoon Police Department. Umbrella send a Tyrant after Leon and Claire. Marvin Branagh (Policeman), Ben Bertolucci (Ada's friend) and Brian Iron's (Police Chief) all die. Leon meets Ada Wong. Claire meets Sherry Birkin. Claire, Leon, Ada and Sherry all end up at an underground lab that belongs to William Birkin. William Birkin's lab is later on destroyed by Leon and Claire as they try to escape from Raccoon City. Annette Birkin is killed. Ada Wong supposedly dies... Leon, Claire and Sherry all manage to get to the train which will take them out of Raccoon City yet they are confronted by the Tyrant who mutated into the 'Super Tyrant'. They end up killing him On the train, William Birkin in his last final form appears and is killed when a bomb is set on the train. Claire, Leon and Sherry escape the train and reach the outside. Resident Evil 3 pt.2 Jill wakes up thanks to Carlos using a vaccine he found at the hospital. Nicholai Ginovaef is actually working for Umbrella and is sent to kill Jill Valentine. He is later on killed by the Nemesis. Jill confronts the Nemesis for the final time at the dead factory and ends up incapacitating him. Barry Burton rescues Jill and Carlos by helicopter... Resident Evil Outbreak pt.2 The 8 survivors end up facing a mutated Tyrant outside of the Raccoon City University known as 'Thanatos'. They end up killing it with the 'Daylight' Antivirus. They then go to the main Umbrella building and end up facing another Tyrant there as well. The same model as the one after Leon and Claire - T-103. It mutates and starts to cause havok. The survivors make their way to the freeway where a strange mass creature known as 'NYX' confronts them. It absorbs the Tyrant which also finds them and attacks the survivors. They kill the creature and escape. *****RACCOON CITY IS DESTROYED BY A NUCLEAR MISSILE WHICH WAS SENT BY THE U.S GOVERNMENT IN HOPES OF DESTROYING THE VIRUS ONCE AND FOR ALL***** After the Events of Resident Evil Claire leaves Sherry with Leon as she goes off in search of her brother, Chris. Leon and Sherry are detained by the Government. Sherry is taken away and ends up in the hands of.....ALBERT WESKER! Ada Wong is shown to have survived and is working for Albert Wesker. October: Sheena Island is discovered to have the T-Virus on it too. November: Vincent Goldman unleashes the T-Virus in the city of Sheena Island as a reported "accident". Resident Evil: Gun Survivor Ark Thompson wakes up on Sheena Island after a helicopter crash. Soon, he is attacked by Zombies and the town is then overrun too. He meets a boy named Lott and ends up going to an Umbrella Facility. On the way, he is attacked by several Tyrants which have also seemed to have overrun the the area. Ark finds out that the whole facility's purpose is to create Tyrants. He also learns his true purpose as to why he is on the island in the first place. He was sent by Leon S. Kennedy. Ark decides that he has to escape the island with Lott and Lily, Lott's sister. Ark is confronted by Vincent Goldman but is then killed by a Tyrant who mutated. Ark kills the Tyrant and then escapes in a helicopter only to then realise that the Tyrant is hanging on to the helicopter. Ark fires a missile and obliterates the Tyrant. He, along with the two children escape. Resident Evil - CODE: Veronica X Claire is looking for her brother, Chris, and successfully infiltrates the Paris HQ of Umbrella. She ends up getting captured and taken to Rockfort Island as a prisoner. Claire Redfield meets a young man named Steve Burnside. Claire confronts Albert Wesker who is officially alive now. He appears to have superhuman powers and easily knocks some sense in to Claire. He seems to want Chris... Claire and Steve arrive at the Antarctica base after taking on a Tyrant on the plane. Chris Redfield however, arrives at Rockfort Island looking for Claire. He ends up flying to Antarctica too. Steve is captured by Alexia who is found out to be alive thanks to her brother Alfred. Steve now has the T-Veronica Virus in him and mutates in to a giant green Tyrant. Claire ends up running away from him only to see a massive tentacle come out of the wall and defeat Steve-Tyrant. He reverts back to his normal self only to then die. Chris, however, finally meets his rival, Wesker. Wesker, again shows his superhuman powers and looks set to kill Chris when he is called away. Chris meets Alexia for the first time in a main hall that looks similar to the one in Spencer Mansion. Alexia mutates only to have Wesker appear and take her on. He ends up running away and then Chris defeats Alexia. He finds Claire. Claire and Chris find a way to escape only to meet Alexia again. She mutates again and Chris ends up killing her once and for all. As they get ready to escape, Albert Wesker appears again, he takes on Chris, beating him up like usual until Chris manages to get Wesker away with massive poles. Wesker explains that he has Steve in his submarine mainly because he has the T-Veronica Virus in him which is why Wesker appeared anyway. He escapes. Claire and Chris end up getting off the island. 1999: Raccoon City is merely a crater. 2002: Resident Evil: Dead Aim On Morpheus' Island, creatures are created through experiments They take the forms of sealife and even humanoid or reptilian creatures take oceanic resemblances. Morpheus Duvall attacks the Umbrella lab in France that is still operational, he steals three T-virus samples and loads them into missiles for terrorism purposes. Morpheus attacks and claims the Spencer Rain cruise liner and spreads the T-Virus throughout the ship. He holds China and America at ransom otherwise he will launch the T-Virus missiles. US-STRATCOM agent, Bruce McGivern is sent to stop Morpheus. A Chinese special agent, Fong Ling is also on board to stop Morpheus. Morpheus is hurt in a grenade explosion and combines the T and G-Viruses together to form the TG-Virus. He uses it on himself and mutates in to a female mutant Tyrant of sorts. Throughout the ship, Bruce and Fong Ling encounter Zombies and other creatures. They then end up facing Morpheus again. Fong Ling is held hostage by him whereas Bruce has to find a way of hurting Morpheus as he has a strange energy shield preventing standard weaponry from affecting him. Bruce finds a particle-charge Rifle and ends up defeating Morpheus. He then runs off attempting to disarm the T-Virus missiles with help from Fong Ling. Morpheus, still alive now as a giant piece of fleshy mass, chases Bruce. Bruce ends up killing Morpheus once and for all. Bruce and Fong Ling manage to escape the cruiser. 2004: Resident Evil 4 Leon S. Kennedy is now a fully trained special agent working for the U.S Government. His mission is to search for Ashley Graham, the daughter of President Graham, who has been captured by ex-teammate, Jack Krauser. All this is for Osmund Saddler, a maniacal crazed man who leads a cult in a secluded region of Spain. Jack Krauser however, really works for Albert Wesker. Who joins him? Yup, Ada Wong. The purpose and target for Wesker? The Las Plagas. A parasite which affects lifeforms in a more advanced and intelligent way than the viruses beforehand could do. Leon, after traversing through a village and defeating it's chief, Bitorez Mendes, ends up at a castle run by crazed midget man, Ramon Salazar. Ashley is rescued by Leon, he manages to defeat Salazar, Krauser and Saddler. Ada Wong manages to successfully gain the host Los Plagas parasite which befell the European community that Saddler controlled. Ada ends up giving Albert Wesker the wrong Las Plagas sample and we realise that she is actually double crossing him and working for a different company..."S"...

Dude I'm bouncing off the walls here I've been waiting so long for chapter 8. I dunno (shurgs) maybe Com doesn't feel that its worth updating. It does seem like I'm the only one who's been pestering him to update it. I'm hoping that Com will blow the dust off and give us a new chapter

Resident Evil Games 1. Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil Directors Cut 3. Resident Evil Survivor 4. Resident Evil 2 2 CD's #1 play as Leon #2 play as Claire 5. Resident Evil 3 Nemesis (has a scratch so it freezes while I fight the stupid giant worm GRR 6. Resident Evil Code Veronica ( played it so much that its worn out ) 7. Resident Evil Dead Aim 8. Resident Evil Outbreak 9. Resident Evil Outbreak File #2 10. Resident Evil 4 ( its kewl Use the GameShark and use Inf Health cuz you die to quik Yeah I know its cheating but Hey if you dont its dang near impossible to get thru it. The game itself cheats on you (the player) so hey cheat right back . Just watch out for the Chainsaw dudes cause cheat or no cheat they'll still cut your head off Ohh and you gotta shoot them in the head or they wont die lol I also have the DVD's Resident Evil The Movie and Resident Evil : Apocalypse the next RE movie is due out in 2007 but I'm kinda bummed cause it was originally gonna be Titled AfterLife but dude changed his mind so its called Resident Evil : Extinction

Yeah? Thank You James (it is James right ?) I really like this site. Seems like a real kewl friendly no drama place to hang. Now all I gotta do is make a few friends

Ok here are the true Vampire facts that I unfortunatly learned Within hours of being bitten, the victim develops a headache, fever, chills and other flu-like symptoms as the body tries to fight off the infection. These symptoms can be easily confused with more common viral infections, although the presence of bite marks on the body are usually enough to confirm the diagnosis. This stage generally lasts between six and twelve hours.Within 24 hours of being bitten, the victim will slip into a Vampiric coma. During this phase, the pulse slows, breathing is shallow and the pupils are dilated. The large numbers of people mistakenly buried alive while in Vampiric comas gave rise to the myth that Vampires sleep in coffins. While it is commonly thought that anyone infected with HVV turns into a Vampire, in fact only a small percentage of people survive Vampiric comas. Generally, the young, the old and the feeble never come out of their Vampiric comas and eventually die. The vast majority of people who survive Vampiric comas are males between the ages of 18 to 35. Vampiric comas last about 3 weeks ;. A bite victim who survives the coma will awaken fully transformed into a Vampire. An acclimation period follows, characterized by confusion, despondency and paranoia. Most Vampires begin to hunt within 24 hours of transformation. Although some do not' The first few days after coming out of a Vampiric coma are especially difficult for a Vampire. A newly transformed Vampire awakens disoriented, its judgment clouded by competing impulses and memories of its previous life. But all those are drowned out by a fierce, intense desire for blood. This urge for blood eventually snaps a Vampire into focus, and it sets about finding a way to fill that urge. Powerful sense organs gave Vampires an advantage both in hunting and eluding capture. Sneaking up on them virtually impossible, as they are aware of your presence long before you are aware of theirs. Sight: in Vampires, the iris in each eye becomes hyperdilated, giving them what appear to be black eyes. While this iris dilation gives Vampires excellent night vision, Smell/Hearing: both senses are extremely acute, as Vampires have double the receptor cells in their noses and ears compared to humans. In fact, Vampires usually smell or hear a person coming long before they see one Teeth: during Vampiric coma, the upper and lower eyeteeth experience growth. Additional enamel is deposited on the crown of the tooth. Muscular/Skeletal System: Adaptations in their skeletal and muscular systems give Vampires significant advantages over humans. Muscles/Connective Tissue: about 90% of vampire muscles are of the fast-twitch variety (compared to 50% for the average human). Fast-twitch muscles enable short bursts of maximal force, ideal when hunting prey. Also, Vampire ligaments and tendons thicken in response to the workload imposed upon them by the muscles. Skeletal system: Vampire bones thicken, an adaptation necessary to support their newly-powerful muscles. no Vampire on record has ever died of natural causes Vampires do not age on a molecular/genetic level, Contrary to the opinions of many theologians, Vampiric longevity is not the result of some pact with the devil, but rather an ability to ward off the DNA damage that occurs during cell division in normal humans. Specifically, the protective caps on the ends of chromosomes known as telomers get chewed up over time in humans, but not in Vampires. Many a Vampire hunter has made the mistake of underestimating them. FAQs Vampires sleep in coffins: Source: this myth probably arose from gravediggers and others who observed Vampires emerging from coffins and crypts. Truth: if a Vampire did spend the night in a coffin, it probably had nothing to do with sleeping preference. In the old days, many victims of Vampire bites were interred while still in a Vampiric coma. The truth is, Vampires will sleep wherever they feel safe. Garlic repels Vampires: Source: most likely based on observation. Fact: Vampires have sensitive noses and can momentarily be driven off by pungent odors. However, this method of deterrence is unreliable and certainly won't work on an experienced Vampire. Crosses repel Vampires: Source: Christian religion Fact: crosses have no effect on Vampires Vampires are killed by driving a stake through their heart: Source: Christian religion. Fact: because their blood is circulated by skeletal muscles, Vampires can easily survive injuries to the heart Vampires burst into flames upon exposure to sunlight: Source: most likely based on observations of a Vampire's extreme reaction to sunlight Fact: sunlight renders Vampires, with their hyperdilated irises, blind. It also causes neural pathways to fire randomly in the Vampire brain, creating an extreme epileptic reaction. As dramatic as this reaction may appear, it will not be enough to start a fire. Thus is why we wear very dark lensed sunglasses. Holy Water burns the skin and flesh of Vampires: Source: Christian religion Fact: holy water, or any water for that matter, has little effect on Vampires. Vampires can fly: Source: observation of leaping Vampires; association of ampires with bats. Fact: while they do possess extraordinary leaping ability (Vampires have been observed leaping over fences 20 feet high), Vampires cannot fly. unless they are in a airplane. Vampires turn into bats: Source: association of Vampires with bats. Fact: no, Vampires cannot turn into bats. Vampires are not visible in mirrors: Source: Christian religion. It was thought that a Vampire, or any creature lacking a soul, would not produce a reflection in a mirror. Fact: Vampires are visible in mirrors, although interestingly enough, they are often quite discomfited by their own reflections. VAMPIRES Don't turn other people into Vampires by drinking them dry, but by pumping their own blood into the person Can move at incredibly fast speeds, which they call "flitting". Are much stronger than humans Are able to enter a house without being asked in They can experience sunlight without any drastic side effects. They don't usually sleep in coffins. They are not frightened by Christian crosses. Garlic does not repulse them. They do cast reflections in mirrors. They have shadows.

I was thumbing through the Want Ads in the Maricopa County Tribune when this classified advertisement caught my eye. It said, "Take immediate delivery on this 1957 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truck. Will sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and thirty-five bucks. Call 602-265-5550 ring two, and ask for Bob." Well, I called Bob up on the telephone, he says, "Hello, this is Bob speaking." I says "This here the Bob that got the pickup truck for sale?" He says, "Yeah." I says, "Where are ya?" He says, "Fourteen Thirty Five Cave Creek Rd, turn right on the one-lane gravel road, you can park in the yard, beware of the dog, wipe your feet off, knock three times, and bring your billfold." Well, I tooled on East on Cave Creek Rd, turned right on the one-lane gravel road, and I parked in the yard and a German Shepherd come out and grabbed onto my leg. Then I knocked three times and wiped my feet, the dog let go and the screen door opened and Bob come out and says "Whaddya want?" I says, "Come to see your truck." He says, "Follow me. Come on, Frank." (Dog's name is Frank.) Well, we all went past the chicken house, through the hog pen, down to the tractor shed, and then wound up in back of the barn in a field of cowpies. And sitting right there in a pool of grease was a half-ton Chevy pickup truck with a 1960's license plate, a bumper sticker says "Vote for Dick" and Brillo box full of rusty parts, and Bob says "Whaddya think?". Well, I kicked the tires and I got in the seat and sat on a petrified apple core and found a bunch of field mice living in the glove compartment. He says, "Her shaft is bent and her rear end leaks, you can fix her quick with an oily rag. Use a nail to start her; I lost the key. Don't pay no mind to that whirrin' sound. She use's a little oil, but outside a' that, she's cherry." I says, "What'll take?" He says, "What've you got?" I says, "Twenty-eight dollars and fifteen cents." He says, "You got a deal. Sign here, I'll go get the title and a can full of gas." I put the nail in the slot and fired her up; she coughed and belched up a bunch of smoke and I backed her right through the hog pen into the yard. Well, Frank jumped in and bit my leg and I beat him off with a crowbar. <<Not what you're thinking geesz >>He jumped on out and the door fell off and the left front tire went flat. I jacked it up and patched the tube and Frank tore a piece of my shirt off. Then Bob come out and called him off and says "You better get on out of here." I turned left on the one-lane gravel road, then went West on Cave Creek Rd. Took two full quarts of forty-weight oil just to get her to the Conoco Station. And I pulled up to the Regular pump and then Kylen Anderson and his kid come out. He says, "I've seen better stuff at junkyards Justyn but where'd you ever get that truck?" I says, "That's a long story, Kylen. I was thumbing through the Want Ads in the Maricopa County Tribune when this classified advertisement caught my eye. It said, "Take immediate delivery on this 1957 Chevrolet half-ton pickup truck. Will sell or swap for a hide-a-bed and thirty-five bucks

Well I found him sitting on a Sioux City park bench one cold November afternoon. Me.. I was just drifting thru. He said he was 14 and he was running away from home, and no he wouldn't mind some company. So I sat down and smoked my last cigarette he pulled out a candy bar. And we started talking about the how's and the why's and we watched the first snow start to fall. I said "Hey little dude", now I know the whole world looks a lot better to you now, but you know, you gotta hold onto your home cause home is what's gonna keep you warm...so if you gotta run someplace run outta this here park and back home. Now I don't have any money to help get you there but here... take my coat I can't let you go cold. Standing out at the edge of town leaning on a Route 20 sign, snow blowing all around I thought about my home and how far away it was. And as night come on the wind picked up I started thinking about the cold , and the blizzard I might be spending the night with. And then I realized I didn't have a coat anymore and somewhere so was that little boy... I was alone. Well along about midnight I started to say my prayers cause the road was gone and I wasn't far behind. All a sudden I saw some blue lights whirling and flashing and a patrolman helped me into a warm car and there inside was my little runaway friend and he wrapped my coat around me. Well all I could say was "Thank-You both for saving my life". But the Officer looked me straight in the eye and said ...."Thank-You ...for sending .. my little boy ...back home...to me"....

One green April morning when I was a young boy I lay by the window watching the rain And I wondered if ever the sun would come shining So I could go somewhere to play Then down from the sky flew a little brown sparrow And he landed on a branch of an old willow tree And he sit there watching as I lay wondering Just the little brown sparrow and me Then he looked in my window and spied his reflection There was the willow, there was the sky And he wondered if ever the sun would come shining In which was the way for the sparrow to fly Well, he spread out his wings and he flew to the window Fast as the wind, sure as could be But the sky in the window was only a wishing For the little brown sparrow and me So there by the window, the sparrow had fallen He died on the ground in the cold April rain And I wondered if ever the sun would come shining And someone could only explain Then I laid there and saw the wind blow through the willow And cover him over with yesterday's leaves And there in the rain, I cried for that sparrow For the little brown sparrow and me On a green April morning when I was a young boy And that little brown sparrow was free On a green April morning when life.... was a window For the little brown sparrow and me By Justyn C Case

Alfred Packer the guy who had a few friends for dinner back in 1874 was the only person in the U.S.A. who was ever convicted of cannibalism. Late in January of 1874 the 6 men found shelter and food at Chief Ouray's camp near Montrose, Colorado. On February 9th, Packer and five companions left the camp, contrary to the advice of Ouray. Packer arrived alone at the Los Pinos Indian Agency, near Saguache, Colorado on April 16th, 1874. He was fat and had plenty of money. He admitted that he had lived off the flesh of his five companions the bigger part of the sixty days he was lost between Lake San Cristobal and the Los Pinos Agency. So I came up with this ditty about Al Packer Way up in the snow Where the scrub oaks grow And the coneys and the picas play Where the marmots abound All digging in the ground And the wind blows cold all day There's a little pile of stones On a little pile of bones That's what the archaeologists say But the folks in Lake City Well, they sing a different ditty It would like to make your hair turn gray Now, it's kinda hard to find But it'll altercate your mind If you happen to go the right way You take Slumgullion Pass And don't stop for no gas Until you get yourself to Al's Caf

Ok I went with Water Fountain I've always thought that if it gives ice cold water and its inside then its a Water Fountain and if its outside and gives ya warm water its a Drinking Fountain Hey Kurt you made a real kewl Poll dude I'm gonna drop the question to my budz tomo and see what they say heh heh

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