"I quickly rubbed my cheek, and sure enough, traitor tears were there, betraying me."
Because that's some great writing, there. I can't say I'll waste my time "hating" on the series, and honestly, the hatedom annoys me as much as the hyperactive fans, but it's still pretty bad in all areas, from characters to the way Shmeyer likes to rape the thesaurus and shove in every adjective known to man in the course of one sentence. I gave the first book a chance, and honestly, I felt the whole thing was an insult to my own gender. The whole thing was so shallow and creepy overall (he bites the baby out of her womb! BITES. THE. BABY. OUT. OF. HER. FREAKING. UTERUS). I don't think it's the worst book in existence, but it should've just faded away into dust kind of like those Harlequin romance novels you find on the shelves of grocery stores for one week or so, then are never seen again.
Okay, well, Cracked explains it better than I ever could, so read this: LITERASHUR AHOY!