Demonic_Kitty

Might I suggest two things guv'na? 1) Chocolate fixes everything- even if someone is fatally allergic, (the thought *counts*). So if she doesn't come grovelling with barrels of the stuff then you can go right ahead and plan an evil plan of REVENGE. 2) Stand strong, take no quarter, (even though she'll probably twist people to her cause) and remind your father of this; you're his son. She's a STEPMOTHER. You're irreplacable, she's... well, no offense, but there are many, many intelligent women out there who AREN'T psychotic... >_< I meant not to seem mean... but family wars are worse than national ones- nothing good comes from the former... whereas you *occasionally* get interesting new toys from the latter. Like Penicillin. And multi-track snow-plough thingies..

No I'm that f-ing old... I feel it, look it, think it, smell it (don't ask)... *wheezy cough* The person below me just patted a hobbit...

Beware the old crush... Em, it's all very nice hating the deadlines and saying bugger it all... but... whatever happened... to the cookie monster (in reverse) ?

Why remove yourself from the emotional involvement? Wouldn't jumping right in and melding his possible-bisexualism with cookies be the most fun you could possibly have *outside* a tank? Pardon the flipness but the 'cycle' (sorry) of work, boyfriend-problem, cookie-monster could really depress you, so; 1- Confront him. Hell, use the old 'which do you prefer- her breasts or my ass?' test if you must. For peace of mind...maybe. 2- Let the cookie conundrum unravel itself. You might actually get some cookie's out of it. Or a sous-chef at your beck and call. 3- Meh, work. It won't kill them if everything isn't done on time. THere we go... just had to stick my oar in Good luck... with all three!

To put it so very simply: Thank-you. TOU has kept my sense of hope alive for so many months it's unbelievable. You've made me laugh and cry and so much more than that you've helped to relax my odd obcession with finding a man ( you know I'd like one but just not so much.) You are fantastic- nay, fabulous. *A big real hug* xx James xx

A real life Quinn? I wanna be your Jude (COULD NOT RESIST THAT ) I'm staying up in Halls over halloween- any suggestions for fun that doesn't involve either shagging my fellow students (not that I wouldn't - by god there are some very hot Northerner Ulstermen here !) or spending any sort of money? If not... BAH HUMBUG! or its Halloween equivalent ... P.S. I did literally mean that Belgium was strange and wonderful...though phrased it so that you wouldn't think of that... I mean gay marriage and chocolatiness- who could argue with that ? So my apologies for bad phrasing and... GO BELGIUM, GO BELGIUM, GO BELGIUM... Methinks I missed my calling as a cheerleader xxxxx to you all xx James xx

:2hands: Think of it this way everyone: If Dom doesn't finish TOU now, Mikey might just tap his way through the Earth and end up in somewhere strange and wonderful. Like Belgium. That and I am absolutely dying of the tension - and my flatmates ask why I'm so uptight these days ! *gets out the pink poufy pom-pom thingies* GO DOMY GO DOMY GO DOMY GO- *trips, falls, screams* :ranger: xx James xx

:2hands: Have a sandwich, watch a good film (recommendation: Tigerland (lots and lots of Colin Farell) ) then get started on the pumpkin... By the end you'll have one worthy of comment (ie: Isn't it striking how much that looks like Colin's arse?) Meh good luck with it- personally I can't stand halloween... Not enough true goths guys about to make use of in dark satanic rituals with lots of wine and nakedness... Rawrness *BIg hugs @ Dom* James x

What are the odds of this wedding influencing the last chapter of TOU I wonder? I can just imagine it now...Jude resplendent in a cheap tux, Quinn as queeny as ever in his wedding dress... He'd have a heart attack with the confetti though... AH that'd be fun (toddles into little dream world) Anywho, if you have or had fun (and I don't mean in a "liver-damage" sense) then yeyness- weddings are such a drag... How did the new gents fare (and if you have yourself a pretty guy who's interested? Grab him by the balls and make sweet sweet music ! THey don't come along every day... Though sitting beside two of them on a library computer makes me wonder... Where was I? Oh yeah... Tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap ad infinitum (Mikey rocks ) xx James xx

Bah Humbug... Oh to have cookies...(Mmm Tesco's giant chocolate chip..... *droolies*) Question for anyone living up North and near a coastline- Less rain and far colder yet sunnier than inland? I include evil eternal-sunshine Californians in the question... Bah Humbug indeed! :2hands: Oh and one other thing... COOKIES PWN & R0x0R (sorry )

Try living in Northern Ireland for a year... You'd never complain about variable weather ever again Soz can't resist a bit of cock-fighting... Good luck Dom and no worries about the stories- I'm absolutely dying for a resolution to TOU but Methinks you need a bit of relaxtion after everything....Mmm a night of chocolate and movies.... The perfect formula for happiness : Ben & Jerry's + Amelie =

Appropo's to my earlier depress-o-thon I've just sent my first semi-dumping email to someone I'd seen three times. I didn't say sorry, I didn't say the old, "It's not you, it's me,! I DID say that it was his binge drinking, having a girlfriend and terrorising of his ex-bf that put me off. What I would like to figure out is this: Was I being new-age honest man or frigid b*tch with a lolly up his arse? Oh and we didn't have sex, (a first for myself with my whorish tendencies for older men.) Oh and he was a touch younger, (legally before you ask- different rules et al.) Erm ta. xx James xx

Firstly: Kudos to your dad for being sexually adventurous- and for being honest about it in a "comfortable" manner. I've noticed that alot of families, (especially here in the Anglo-Irish culture of Conservative- Openness) are extremely uptight about revealing the little sexual nuances they each hold and they end up knowing what each other does by the sounds through that wall, (I'm surprised that there isn't a yearly massacre of builders by kids after hearing their parents "being friendly," through the paper-thin walls we seem to Universally have here. Okay that was a bit too long- short bit now : Counter to the "Conservative- Openness" each relationship I have with my few-but-close friends holds an open line about sex- I've observed, (mostly through gossips over a Subway Veggie Pattie meal) that relationships built right now tend to serve only a few basic needs with the more complicated requirements filled by "out-sourcing." Think of it as your boyfriend being a supermarket- He fills alot of general needs and life is generally somewhat easier because of his existence in part as your boyfriend, (minding the occasional spills and oddities... like selling lingerie next to Childrens clothes... Que?) but eventually you'll need to pop into that rather fancy Electronics shop in town or the book-shop or the healthcare shop and so on. I'm finding that our lives are becoming so large and diversified that we no longer find all of our needs at one big outlet. Monogamy really doesn't seem like it can work now, especially considering we're as sexual as fruit-flies or bunnies, (well...) and let's face it- what are the chances of one person filling your every emotional, sexual and physical needs in a relationship context? *coughs* Alright so I rambled...and sounds depressing but I not trying to be. As I see it, delving into the depths of Morality as far as modern relationships are concerned is a waste of time unless you're a psychologist. Try and be open-minded and while I don't mean try an open-relationship, maybe experimentation along the lines of your dads experience or monitored "off-campus" fulfillment would be both more productive and more interesting than squeezing your eyes shut and hoping to hell the image of your dad having a threesome goes away. I'm finished. Soz xx James xx

oh you Minx... I haven't laughed so hard in a verrrrrry long time... 22 is perfect...viva la Dom !

Well then... In honour of all of those are aren't going to be having a terribly good weekend, I shall dance around Belfast, holding hands and kissing my bf in public as often as possible- you know, working the gay PR bit Just have to remember the tazer... :ranger: *MASSIVE hugs to everyone* and here's hoping for some sunshine :nuke: xx James xx