I'm starting to dislike this for the same reason I hated "Catcher in the Rye": an annoyingly self-righteous cynical narrator. I still love your stories though.
I love how Derrick's mom was all "no more sleep-overs" when she thought it was Joel, but went all "yeah boiii!!! My son's a playaaa!!" when she learned it was actually Tanner.
Note: these are not actual quotes from the story.