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    MDBCs 08 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1377
    May 8th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Amato Ronconi Apparition of Saint Michael Arsenius the Great Desideratus Blessed Catherine of St. Augustine Julian of Norwich (Anglican, Lutheran) Magdalene of Canossa Our Lady of Luján Peter II of Tarentaise Blessed Teresa Demjanovich (Ruthenian Catholic Church) 19 Martyrs of Algeria[63] May 8 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Emancipation Day (Columbus, Mississippi) Furry Dance (Helston, UK) Liberation Day (Czech Republic) Miguel Hidalgo's birthday (Mexico) Parents' Day (South Korea) Truman Day (Missouri) Veterans Day (Norway) Victory in Europe Day, and its related observances (Europe): Time of Remembrance and Reconciliation for Those Who Lost Their Lives during the Second World War, continues to May 9[64] Day of Remembrance and Victory over Nazism in World War II 1939 – 1945 (Ukraine) White Lotus Day (Theosophy) World Red Cross and Red Crescent Day (International)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Free Trade Day
    Iris Day
    Jamestown Day
    Make a Book Day
    National Amyloidosis Day
    National Animal Disaster Preparedness Day
    National Children's Mental Health Awareness Day
    National Coconut Cream Pie Day
    National Dakota Day
    National Give Someone a Cupcake Day
    National Have a Coke Day
    National Maria Day
    National Nova Day
    National Report Government Contractor Fraud Day
    National Student Nurse Day
    No Socks Day
    Reward Yourself Day
    World Donkey Day
    World Ovarian Cancer Day
    International Thalassaemia Day  
    Enrique Iglesias’s Birthday
    Harry S. Truman’s Birthday
    Trisha Paytas’s Birthday 
    6ix9ine
    Melissa Gilbert
     
     
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    Last Valentine's Day, I arrived at the doctor's office where I work as a receptionist to find a mystery man pacing up and down holding a package. As I got out of the car, he declared warmly, "I have something for you."
    I excitedly ripped open the bundle. It was a urine sample.
     
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    I walked into the lobby of my apartment building recently and was greeted by this notice: "To whoever is watering these plants, please stop. They are the property of the building, and our maintenance staff will take care of them. They may have already been watered, in which case you will be overwatering them. Besides, these plants are fake."
     
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    Our coworker Patrick shared his worst workday ever. He was at an appliance store and the delivery truck had broken down, which meant he was flooded with angry phone calls from customers. One irate caller canceled the delivery and told Patrick what he could do with it.

    "I'm sorry," said Patrick. "That's impossible. I already have a stove, a vacuum cleaner, and a microwave up there."
     
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    In lectures on human genetics, I explained to my college students that males determine the sex of the offspring by contributing either an X or a Y chromosome. So at the end of the year, I put it on the final exam: "How is the sex of the child determined?"

    One student wrote, "By examining it at birth."
     
     
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    MDBCs 07 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1376
    May 7th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Agathius of Byzantium Agostino Roscelli Pope Benedict II Flavia Domitilla Gisela of Hungary Harriet Starr Cannon (Episcopal Church (USA)) John of Beverley Rose Venerini Stanislaus (Roman Martyrology) May 7 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Defender of the Fatherland Day (Kazakhstan) Dien Bien Phu Victory Day (Vietnam) Radio Day, commemorating the work of Alexander Popov (Russia, Bulgaria)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Aces Day Beaufort Scale Day Bladder Cancer Awareness Day Great American Grump Out Love's Baby Soft Day National Anxiety Disorders Screening Day National Avery Day National Barrier Awareness Day National Cosmopolitan Day National Homebrew Day National Interpreter Appreciation Day National Packaging Design Day National Paste Up Day National Roast Leg of Lamb Day National Skilled Trades Day National Tourism Day Occupational Safety and Health Professional Day Belarus Day of Radio Global Travel Advisor Day World Carnivorous Plant Day   J Balvin’s Birthday MrBeast’s Birthday Rico Nasty’s Birthday Sarah Baska’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Wed May 7th, 2025 - Tue May 13th, 2025 National Hug Holiday Week     Fun Observances
    National School Nurse Day
    The Wednesday between May 6 and May 12 of each year is National School Nurse Day, a day to celebrate and thank all school nurses that take care of children when they are at school.

    The unofficial holiday was created in 1972 by the National Association of School Nurses, based in the United States. The day aims to recognize school nurses and acknowledge their role in the educational setting.
    Ensure Well-Being of Children
    School nurses are nursing practitioners usually affiliated with a school or an educational institution. School nurses are one of the first lines of medical professionals to ensure the health and mental well-being of school going children and young adults. They are also responsible for monitoring that children in schools are achieving their developmental milestones as well as ensuring that their lives outside the school are safe and healthy.
    National Nurse Week
    National School Nurse Day, also known as School Nurse Day, is celebrated during National Nurse Week, which runs annually from May 6 to May 12. May 6 is celebrated as National Nurses Day, while May 12, the birthday of Florence Nightingale is celebrated worldwide as International Nurses Day.
    How to Celebrate?
    Thank your school nurse for taking care of you. Learn more about what school nurses do. If you have school-going children, help your children make thank you gifts or write thank you notes to their school nurse. Did You Know…
    ...that Florence Nightingale is thought to be responsible for creating the foundation for modern day nursing? Known as The Lady With the Lamp, she opened the Florence Nightingale School of Nursing and Midwifery in 1860, which was the world's first secular nursing school and remains one of the world's oldest schools to be still operational.
     
     
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    With a party going full bore in the apartment above his, my friend could forget about getting any sleep. The next day, he spotted the offending party giver.

    "Didn't you hear me pounding on the ceiling?" he asked.

    The woman smiled pleasantly. "That's okay. We were making a lot of noise ourselves."
     
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    I was leafing through one of my hunting catalogs when I found something that made me laugh. "Look," I said to my wife. "What I've always wanted: a camouflage toilet seat."

    "Get it," she said. "Then you'll have an excuse for when you miss."
     
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    The first time my son was on a bike with training wheels, I shouted, "Step back on the pedals and the bike will brake!"

    He nodded but still rode straight into a bush.

    "Why didn't you push back on the pedals?" I asked, helping him up.

    "You said if I did, the bike would break."
     
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    It never dawned on my brother and me just how small our hometown really is. But we found out when we drove past a marquee near the square.

    It read "Support Our Troop."
     
     
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    MDBCs 06 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1375
    May 6th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Dominic Savio Evodius of Antioch (Roman Catholic Church) François de Laval Gerard of Lunel Jacinto Vera (Roman Catholic Church) Lucius of Cyrene Petronax of Monte Cassino St George's Day related observances (Eastern Orthodox Church😞 Day of Bravery, also known as Gergyovden (Bulgaria) Đurđevdan (Gorani, Roma) Police Day (Georgia) Yuri's Day in the Spring (Russian Orthodox Church) St John before the Latin Gate May 6 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Earliest day on which Military Spouse Day can fall, while May 12 is the latest; celebrated on Friday before Mother's Day (United States) International No Diet Day Martyrs' Day (Gabon) Martyrs' Day (Lebanon and Syria) National Azulejo Day (Portugal) The first day of Hıdırellez (Turkey)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Childhood Depression Awareness Day
    Dr. Mark A. Groh Cardiothoracic Surgeon Appreciation Day
    Joseph Brackett Day
    National Aidan Day
    National Crepe Suzette Day
    National Foster Care Day
    National Nurses Day
    National Teachers' Day
    National Tony Day
    National Tourist Appreciation Day
    Poem on Your Pillow Day
    Sauvignon Blanc Day
    World Asthma Day
    No Homework Day
     
    Bob Seger’s Birthday
    Chris Paul’s Birthday
    George Clooney’s Birthday
    Meek Mill’s Birthday
    Willie Mays’s Birthday
    Orson Welles
    Archie Mountbatten-Windsor
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    Tue May 6th, 2025 - Fri May 9th, 2025 Westminster Dog Show   Tue May 6th, 2025 - Sun May 11th, 2025 Seville Fair   Tue May 6th, 2025 - Mon May 12th, 2025 National Nurses Week   Tue May 6th, 2025 - Tue May 13th, 2025 Donkey Week   Fun Observances
    Beverage Day
    Raise a glass to all your favorite beverages on Beverage Day.

    This unofficial holiday is celebrated annually on May 6 and is also sometimes called National Beverage Day. While the origins of Beverage Day are unknown, we can all safely assume that the day encourages people to honor their beverages of choice and acknowledge that a humble beverage has the power to make or break many situations. A good beverage can energize you after a long, tiring day. It can also make a long, boring meal go fast, it can bring together two strangers, and it can make a party more fun.
    Whether your preferred beverage is a hot cup of tea, a delicious and healthy smoothie, or a tall glass of lemonade, Beverage Day is the perfect excuse to indulge yourself by drinking it all day long.
    Sit back, relax and celebrate the day with your favorite beverage. It could be anything from something as simple as water to a fancy cocktail. Try new beverages. What about tasting the national drink of a country you have never visited? Have a tasting party at home. Pick up a beverage you and your guests like and make or find different versions of it to taste and try. For example, you could do a beer or wine tasting party or a tea or coffee tasting party. Have each of your guests bring their favorite brand of beverage to share and serve foods that pair with the beverage of your choice. Who knows, you may just find your next favorite beverage at one of these parties! Did You Know…
    …that in common usage, water isn't usually considered to be a beverage?
     
     
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    I was leading a tour through Carlsbad Caverns in New Mexico when a woman asked,
    "How many miles of undiscovered passageways are there in this cave?"
     
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    A customer called our rental store to ask about rectangular tables. I told him we had six-foot and eight-foot tables.
    His response: "What's the difference?"
     
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    The night we took our three young sons to an upscale restaurant for the first time, my husband ordered a bottle of wine. The server brought it over, began the ritual uncorking, and poured a small amount for me to taste.

    My six-year-old piped up, "Mom usually drinks a lot more than that."
     
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    A little boy was brought into our emergency room after ingesting part of a plug-in air freshener. After consulting Poison Control and monitoring him, the doctor wrote on his discharge, "Patient doing well. Ready to go home. Smells good."
     
     
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    MDBCs 05 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1374
    May 5th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Children's Day (Japan, South Korea) Christian feast day: Angelus of Jerusalem Aventinus of Tours Blessed Edmund Ignatius Rice Frederick the Wise (Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod) Gotthard of Hildesheim Hilary of Arles Jutta of Kulmsee Stanisław Kazimierczyk May 5 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Cinco de Mayo (Mexico, United States) Constitution Day (Kyrgyzstan) Europe Day (Council of Europe) Feast of al-Khadr or Saint George (Palestinian) Indian Arrival Day (Guyana) International Midwives' Day (International) Liberation Day (Denmark, Netherlands) Lusophone Culture Day (Community of Portuguese Language Countries) World Portuguese Language Day (International) Martyrs' Day (Albania) Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women Awareness Day (Canada and United States) National Cartoonist Day Patriots' Victory Day (Ethiopia) Revenge of the Fifth (see Star Wars Day) Senior Citizens Day (Palau) Soviet Press Day (Soviet Union) Tango no sekku (Japan) Uyghur Doppa Cultural Festival (Doppa Day)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Buddha Day
    Early May Bank Holiday
    Great Lakes Awareness Day
    Hug a Shed and Take a Selfie Day
    Melanoma Monday
    Museum Lover's Day
    Nail Day
    National Astronaut Day
    National Devin Day
    National Hoagie Day
    National Meeting Planners Appreciation Day
    National Open Farm Day
    National Silence the Shame Day
    Sleep Apnea Awareness Day
    Totally Chipotle Day
    World Hand Hygiene Day
    National Concert Day
    African World Heritage Day  
    Adele’s Birthday
    Don Benjamin’s Birthday
    Jenna Davis’s Birthday
    Karl Marx’s Birthday
    Niki Demartino’s Birthday
    Chris Brown
    Henry Cavill
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    Mon May 5th, 2025 - Fri May 9th, 2025 Lawyer Well-Being Week Air Quality Awareness Week   Mon May 5th, 2025 - Sun May 11th, 2025 Children's Book Week Deaf Awareness Week Dog Anxiety Awareness Week Screen Free Week Sign Language Week Sun Awareness Week Dying Matters Awareness Week Maternal Mental Health Awareness Week     Fun Observances 
     Square Root Day
    Square Root Day is celebrated on a day where the first two digits in the date are the square root of the last two digits. Only date formats that have the month and date first and the last two digits of the year last (mm/dd/yy, m/d/yy, dd/mm/yy or d/m/yy) can have Square Root Days.

    Ron Gordon, a high school teacher in the State of California, United States is credited as the creator of this unofficial holiday. The first Square Root Day ever was celebrated on September 9, 1981 (09/09/81).
    Opposite to Squaring
    An important mathematical concept, the square root of a number (x) is another number (y) that, when multiplied by itself returns the first number (x). In other words, the square root of x is y, because y X y or y² is x.
    To make it clearer, let's take an actual number example: the square root of 25 is 5, because when we multiply 5 by itself (5 X 5) or square it (5²), we get 25.
    Rare Dates
    Only 9 dates every century qualify to be a Square Root Day. The first day of the 21st century, January 1, 2001 (01/01/01) was a Square Root Day. Other past and future Square Root Days in this century are:
    February 2, 2004 (02/02/04): 2 X 2 or 2² = 4 March 3, 2009 (03/03/09): 3 X 3 or 3² = 9 April 4, 2016 (04/04/16): 4 X 4 or 4² = 16 May 5, 2025 (05/05/25): 5 X 5 or 5² = 25 June 6, 2036 (06/06/36): 6 X 6 or 6² = 36 July 7, 2049 (07/07/49): 7 X 7 or 7² = 49 August 8, 2064 (08/08/64): 8 X 8 or 8² = 64 September 9, 2081 (09/09/81): 9 X 9 or 9² = 81 Other Mathematical Holidays
    You don't have to wait for Square Root Day to celebrate a unique mathematical holiday. There are several other mathematical holidays throughout the year that honor mathematicians and their work. Some of these include Pythagorean Theorem Day, e-Day, Pi Day, Tau Day, Yellow Pig Day, Pi Approximation Day, and Fibonacci Day.
    How to Celebrate?
    Learn more about the real-life and mathematical applications of square root. Eat square shaped food, made specifically from root vegetables the whole day. May we recommend square sweet potato fries, square potato gratin, and a square carrot cake. Spend the day learning about other special date patterns. Use our Date Pattern Calculator to find out when's the next Sequential or Palindrome Day. Did You Know...
    ...that the symbol for square root (√) is called the radix or the radical sign and was first used in print in 1525?
     
     
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       A little boy went to the library to check out a book titled Comprehensive Guide for Mothers.

    "Is this for your mother?" the librarian asked.

    "No," said the boy.

    "So why are you checking it out?"

    "Because I started collecting moths last week."
     
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    I have no respect for gangs today. They just drive by and shoot people. At least in the old days, like in West Side Story, the gangs used to dance with each other first.
     
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    "Are you all right?" my seatmate on the plane asked, after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.

    "I'm flying my husband's ashes to Michigan for burial," I explained, "and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together."

    "I know how you feel," she said.

    "I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last week."
     
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    The burial service for the elderly woman climaxed with a massive clap of thunder, followed by a bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder. "Well," said her husband to the shaken pastor when it ended, "she's there."
     
     
     
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    MDBCs 04 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1373
    May 4th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Anti-Bullying Day (United Nations) Bird Day (United States) Cassinga Day (Namibia) Christian feast day: Blessed Ceferino Giménez Malla Blessed Michał Giedroyć English Saints and Martyrs of the Reformation Era (Church of England) F. C. D. Wyneken (Lutheran Church–Missouri Synod) Florian José María Rubio Judas Cyriacus Monica of Hippo (1960 Roman Catholic Calendar) Sacerdos of Limoges Venerius of Milan May 4 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Coal Miners Day (India) Death of Milan Rastislav Štefánik Day (Slovakia) Greenery Day (Japan) International Firefighters' Day May Fourth Movement commemorations: Literary Day (Republic of China) Youth Day (China) Remembrance Day for Martyrs and Disabled (Afghanistan) Remembrance of the Dead (Netherlands) Restoration of Independence Day (Latvia) Star Wars Day (International observance) World Give Day Youth Day (Fiji)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    45 Day
    Bereaved Mother's Day
    Dave Brubeck Day
    Firefighters' Memorial Day
    Greenery Day (Midori no Hi)
    International Dawn Chorus Day
    International Permaculture Day
    International Respect for Chickens Day
    K.I.N.D. Day
    Kent State Shootings Remembrance
    Mayday for Mutts
    Motorcycle Mass and Blessing of the Bikes Day
    National Candied Orange Peel Day
    National Kids Fitness Day
    National Lemonade Day
    National Orange Juice Day
    National Renewal Day
    National Weather Observers Day
    Petite and Proud Day
    Relationship Renewal Day
    Rhode Island Independence Day
    The 1940 Centennial
    World Laughter Day
    Baku Marathon
    National Pipe Organ Day
    National Infertility Survival Day
    National Self Employed Day
    Coronation Day in Thailand
     
    Audrey Hepburn’s Birthday
    Navia Robinson’s Birthday
    Noah Beck’s Birthday
    PrestonPlayz’s Birthday
    Will Arnett
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    Sun May 4th, 2025 - Sat May 10th, 2025 Puppy Mill Action Week Be Kind To Animals Week Drinking Water Week National Correctional Officer's Week National Pet Week National Small Business Week National Tourism Week North American Occupational Safety and Health Week Pet Appreciation Week Public Service Recognition Week Red Cross Week Teacher Appreciation Week National Wildflower Week    Fun Observances 
     Star Wars Day
    May 4 is celebrated as Star Wars Day by fans of the popular sci-fi film series, Star Wars. It is one of the two days in a year that recognizes the place of the Star Wars franchise in popular culture.

    The date for this unofficial fun holiday comes from the often-quoted phrase within the Star Wars universe, may the force be with you. The expression was first used in the first film of the original trilogy, A New Hope. Characters use it to wish others good luck, usually while parting ways. Fans around the world have modified the expression to create the pun May the fourth be with you.
    On May 5, fans celebrate Revenge of the Fifth, a play on the title of the sixth movie in the series, Revenge of the Sith. Some Star Wars enthusiasts celebrate it on May 6 stating that Revenge of the Sixth sounds much closer to the original movie name.
    British Origins
    The origin of the phrase is thought to date back to May 4, 1979. On this day, Conservatives in the United Kingdom published a newspaper advertisement to congratulate their candidate, Margaret Thatcher, for taking the Prime Minister's office. The advertisement said "May The Fourth Be With You, Maggie. Congratulations".
    Galaxy Far, Far Away
    Star Wars is a film series and franchise created by George Lucas. The film series follows events in a galaxy "far, far away" in the "distant past."
    The other Star Wars Day celebrated in the year is May 25. It marks the release anniversary of the first movie in the series, A New Hope, in 1977. This day is also sometimes known as Geek Pride Day.
    May 25 is also Towel Day, which celebrates the hugely popular science fiction comedy, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (H2G2) by Douglas Adams.
    Admirers of the Star Wars franchise observe May 21 as Talk like Yoda Day to mark the first time the much-loved character Yoda made his big-screen debut in the United States.
    How to Celebrate?
    Dress up like Star Wars characters and have a Star Wars-themed party. Greet everyone you meet with the phrase May the fourth be with you. Organize marathon viewings of the saga, and participate in Star Wars trivia contests. Did You Know…
    ...that the South Pacific island of Niue accepts collectible Star Wars-themed coins issued by the New Zealand Mint in 2011 as legal tender?
     
     
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    Louie was shipwrecked and lived alone on a desert island for years until he was finally rescued. Before leaving the island, he gave the rescue party a tour. "I built myself a house. That's it there. Here's the barn, and over here is the church I worshipped in."

    "What's that building over there?" one of the rescuers asked.

    Louie sneered. "That's the church I used to belong to."
     
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    Arrested on a robbery charge, our law firm's client denied the allegations. So when the victim pointed him out in a lineup as one of four men who had attacked him, our client reacted vociferously.

    "He's lying!" he yelled. "There were only three of us."
     
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    My neighbor's boat has a peculiar name: Innuendo. After failing to divine some deep, hidden meaning, I asked him how he came up with the name. He answered, "My wife works for a proctologist."
     
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    Our daughter took the afternoon off from her job at the funeral home to visit her daughter in preschool. When one of the kids asked what she did for a living, my granddaughter answered for her: "She sells underground furniture."
     
     
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    Q:  I cut which cable?
    A:  The black one
     
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    MDBCs 03 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1372
    May 3rd 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Abhai (Syriac Orthodox Church) Antonia and Alexander Juvenal of Narni Moura (Coptic Church) Philip and James the Lesser Pope Alexander I Sarah the Martyr (Coptic Church) The Most Holy Virgin Mary, Queen of Poland Theodosius of Kiev (Eastern Orthodox Church) May 3 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Constitution Memorial Day (Japan) Constitution Day (Poland) Finding of the Holy Cross-related observances: Fiesta de las Cruces (Spain and Hispanic America) International Sun Day World Press Freedom Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    AAPI Women's Equal Pay Day
    Beer Pong Day
    Childhood Stroke Awareness Day
    Cross Day (El Salvador)
    International Drone Day
    International Pilates Day
    International Wild Koala Day
    Join Hands Day
    Lumpy Rug Day
    Naked Gardening Day
    National Bombshell Day
    National Chocolate Custard Day
    National EOD Day
    National Fitness Day
    National Garden Meditation Day
    National Herb Day
    National Justice Day
    National Montana Day
    National Paranormal Day
    National Public Radio Day
    National Raspberry Pop Over Day
    National SAN Architect Day
    National Scrapbook Day
    National Specially-Able Pets Day
    National Start Seeing Monarchs Day
    National Textile Day - 1
    National Textiles Day - 2
    National Two Different Colored Shoes Day
    Wildfire Preparedness Day
    Wordsmith Day
    World Ankylosing Spondylitis Day
    Kentucky Derby
    National Homebrew Day
    Print Day in May
    Write a Review Day
    World Labyrinth Day
    National Play Outside Day
     
    Damon Dash’s Birthday
    Dawn Farmer’s Birthday
    James Brown’s Birthday
    Karen Huger’s Birthday
    Christina Hendricks
    Bobby Cannavale
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    Sat May 3rd, 2025 - Fri May 9th, 2025 Youth Week   Sat May 3rd, 2025 - Sun May 11th, 2025 Dystonia Awareness Week     Fun Observances ( 3 )
    Herb Day
    Herb Day is an unofficial holiday annually celebrated on the first Saturday of May.

    Created and organized by the Herb Day Coalition, an organization of five non-profit groups, the holiday encourages people to learn more about herbs and use them more extensively in their daily lives.
    The holiday, which first began in 2006 in the United States, brings together herbalists, gardeners, manufacturers of herbal products, culinarians and home cooks, and the general public. It attempts to spread knowledge about the medicinal, culinary and cosmetic benefits of herbs.
    Different From Spices
    Botanically, herbs are green parts of a plant that are used in food, medicine or as additional flavoring. They are usually leaves and can be used fresh or dried. Herbs are distinct from spices, which are usually dried or processed non-leafy – seeds, barks, roots, or stems – parts of a plant or a tree.
    Worshiped Plants
    People around the world use herbs for cooking and for medicinal purposes. Some cultures consider herbs as having spiritual qualities and extensively use them during religious ceremonies. In India for example, basil is considered to be a holy plant and is worshiped in many parts of the country.
    How to Celebrate?
    Learn more about different kind of herbs and their uses. Start a small herb garden in your kitchen – herbs are easy to grow and they will make your kitchen smell nice. Did You Know…
    …that some people perceive the taste of cilantro or coriander as being soapy and like eating bugs? Studies have shown that this is because they have a special olfactory receptor gene called OR6A2, that makes them sensitive to the aldehyde chemicals found in the herb.
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    Free Comic Book Day
    The first Saturday of May every year is celebrated around the world as Free Comic Book Day. On this day, participating specialty comic book stores give out free comics to anyone visiting their stores.

    The holiday has three main aims – to create new comic book readers, to show appreciation to current comic book fans, and to bring back former comic book readers by reminding them about the joy of reading comic books. The holiday also encourages people to get acquainted with the art and science of comic books and to patronize their local comic book stores.
    The unofficial holiday was first observed in the United States and Canada in 2002. It has now become a popular holiday around the world.
    Following the footsteps of Free Comic Book Day, German, Austrian, and Swiss comic book industry and stores started their own version of the unofficial holiday in 2010. Gratis Comic Tag as the holiday is called, is celebrated annually on the second Saturday of May.
    Comic book stores in the Netherlands and Belgium celebrate Free Comic Book Day on the first Saturday and Sunday of May.
    How to Celebrate?
    Visit your local participating comic store and get your free copy of a comic. If you have kids in your life, why not take this day to introduce them to the world of comic books? Did You Know…
    …that typographic symbols used in comics to represent profanity are known as grawlixes?
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    Astronomy Day
    Astronomy Day is celebrated twice a year, once in the spring and once in the fall.

    In the spring, the holiday is held on the Saturday closest to the First Quarter Moon between the months of April and May, while in the fall (autumn) it occurs on a Saturday closest to the Quarter Moon between September and October.
    Created in 1973
    Astronomy Day was created in 1973 by Doug Berger, then president of the Astronomical Association of Northern California. The unofficial holiday is an attempt to raise the interest of the general public in astronomy by giving them easy access to astronomical instruments such as telescopes.
    The holiday also seeks to bridge the knowledge gap by giving the public a chance to interact with astronomers and space scientists.
    Observe the Sky
    On the day, museums, observatories, universities, and astronomy clubs around the world set up easily accessible telescopes in public spaces including schools, parks, and shopping malls to allow people to observe the skies during the day and night. Other events include lectures and conferences, educational outreach, exhibitions, and essay competitions.
    An Ancient Science
    Astronomy is the study of celestial bodies and non-Earthly phenomena. It deals with objects like the planets, stars, and asteroids as well as events such as eclipses and meteor showers.
    Studied since ancient times, the field of astronomy originated and evolved over millennia due to the need for humans to understand the history and science of the Earth and to comprehend the causes of celestial events.
    Until very recently, astronomy and astrology were seen as related fields of study. It was only in the 17th century that they separated ways. Today, astrology is seen as a field that deals with spirituality rather than science.
    How to Celebrate?
    Attend a local Astronomy Day event. Bring family and friends with you and spend some time gazing at the sky through the lenses of a telescope. Learn more about astronomy and how to study it as an amateur astronomer. You can start here. If you have children in your life, today is the perfect day to introduce them to the magic of astronomy. Who knows, they may grow up to become the next Carl Sagan or Carolyn Shoemaker! Did You Know...
    ...that we can actually see the past? Light from distant stars take a very long time to reach the Earth, so when we look at a star through a telescope we are looking at the light that left the star several hundred, thousands or even million years ago!
     
     
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    I had an inauspicious start as a dog groomer when one of my first clients bit me. Noticing my pain, my boss voiced her concern.

    "Whatever you do," she said, "don’t bleed on the white dogs."
     
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    A letter I received from my son stationed in Baghdad:

    Mom,
    Yesterday I was part of a security detail for Kid Rock, Kellie Pickler, and comedian Lewis Black. This morning, I had breakfast with the Miami Dolphins Cheerleaders. War is hell.
    Johnny
     
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    A guy drives into a ditch, but luckily, a farmer is there to help. He hitches his horse, Buddy, up to the car and yells, "Pull, Nellie, pull!" Buddy doesn't move.

    "Pull, Buster, pull!" Buddy doesn't budge.

    "Pull, Coco, pull!" Nothing.

    Then the farmer says, "Pull, Buddy, pull!" And the horse drags the car out of the ditch.

    Curious, the motorist asks the farmer why he kept calling his horse by the wrong name. "Buddy's blind," said the farmer. "And if he thought he was the only one pulling, he wouldn't even try."
     
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    MDBCs 02 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1371
    May 2nd 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Ahudemmeh (Syriac Orthodox Church). Athanasius of Alexandria (Western Christianity) Bolesław Strzelecki (Catholic Church) Boris I of Bulgaria (Bulgarian Orthodox Church) Germanus of Normandy Joseph Luu Van Nguyen (Catholic Church) Wiborada (Catholic Church) William Tirry (Catholic Church) May 2 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) The last day of the Festival of Ridván (Baháʼí Faith) (this date is non-Gregorian and may change according to the March equinox, see List of observances set by the Baháʼí calendar) Anniversary of the Dos de Mayo Uprising (Community of Madrid, Spain) Birth Anniversary of Third Druk Gyalpo (Bhutan) Flag Day (Poland) Indonesia National Education Day Teachers' Day (Iran) (this date is non-Gregorian and may change according to the March Equinox, see List of observances set by the Solar Hijri calendar) International Harry Potter Day World Tuna Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Baby Day
    Brothers and Sisters Day - 1
    National Brothers and Sisters Day - 2
    International Scurvy Awareness Day
    Israel Independence Day
    National Byron Day
    National Life Insurance Day
    National Play Your Ukulele Day
    National Sandra Day
    National Truffle Day
    National Tuba Day
    School Lunch Hero Day
    Take a Baby to Lunch Day
    Kentucky Oaks
    Sauvignon Blanc Day
     
    BamBam’s Birthday
    Black Smurf’s Birthday
    Dwayne Johnson’s Birthday
    David Beckham
    Ellie Kemper
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    Fri May 2nd, 2025 - Sat May 3rd, 2025 Yom HaAtzmaut   Fri May 2nd, 2025 - Sun May 4th, 2025 Machynlleth Comedy Festival   Fri May 2nd, 2025 - Tue May 6th, 2025 Building Safety Week Dying Matters Week   Fun Observances ( 2 )
    No Pants Day
    No Pants Day is an unofficial holiday that occurs on the first Friday of May. Celebrated mostly in the United States, it calls for participants to spend their day without wearing pants in public. Participants are encouraged to act as if not wearing pants is a normal thing to do.

    It is unclear when No Pants Day began and who started it. There are accounts that suggest that the first No Pants Day occurred in 1985 or 1986, while other accounts credit the Austin, Texas-based humor organization, the Knighthood of BUH, for starting the day.
    No Pants Day is sometimes confused with No Pants Subway Ride Day, which is held in the month of January. The first No Pants Subway Ride Day was held in New York City in 2002 with only 7 riders who went on the New York City Subway without their pants. The event was organized by Improv Everywhere, a humor organization. Since then the Day has been celebrated in many different cities around the world. Improv Everywhere announces the date for the No Pants Subway Ride Day a month in advance.
    How to Celebrate?
    Spend the day wearing no pants. Appear in public without your pants on. If you are uncomfortable going out without your pants on, what about wearing a skirt, dress or a kilt? Did You Know…
    ...that the word pants is derived from the term pantaloons, which in turn comes from pantaloun, an Italian term used to describe a man who wears tight trousers? Pantaloun in turn came from the name of San Pantaleone, a Christian saint, who survived 6 execution attempts. San Pantaleone meant all lion and later the term came to be used to refer to a foolishly brave person represented in comedy as someone wearing tight trousers.
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    Space Day
    Space Day is celebrated annually on the first Friday of May. An unofficial educational holiday created in 1997 by Lockheed Martin, Space Day aims to promote the STEM (science, technology, engineering, and mathematics) fields among young people.

    The day also encourages the public and especially the youth to learn more about space and space exploration.
    Space, also called outer space refers to the void that exists between the Earth's upper atmosphere and other celestial bodies in the known and unknown universe. While the term space might make it seem like the vast expanse of the universe beyond the Earth's atmosphere is empty, it is in fact, not empty at all. Space is full of different form of radiation and lots of debris from the formation of our solar system. Some of this debris is in the form of meteors, comets, and asteroids.
    The unofficial holiday is also sometimes known as International Space Day or National Space Day.
    How to Celebrate
    Look for Space Day events close to you and take the young people in your life to attend some of these events. If you do not have any events close to you, why not create one? Visit your closest space museum and spend the day exploring the exhibitions and learn more about astronomy. Did You Know…
    ...that one cannot hear any sound in space? Sound travels from one point to another by making vibrations in molecules and atoms. Because there is no air, and therefore no medium through which sound can travel, outer space is eerily quiet.
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    Carrying two dead raccoons, a buzzard tries to check in at LAX for the red-eye to New York.
    "Sorry, sir," says the ticket agent. "We allow only one item of carrion."
     
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    "How was your blind date?"

    "Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls-Royce."

    "What's so terrible about that?"

    "He was the original owner."
     
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    My friend was at the beauty parlor when she overheard another woman rattle on to the manicurist about the sad state of her marriage. "Things have gotten so bad," she said, "I think I might ask for a divorce. What do you think?"

    "That's a serious matter," came the reply. "I think you should consult another manicurist."
     
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    Last Thanksgiving, my niece came home with her school project: a beautiful autumnal leaf with the words "I am thankful for my mommy" printed on it.

    Her eyes tearing, my sister said, "This means so much to me."

    Her daughter nodded. "I wanted to put ‘Hannah Montana,' but my teacher wouldn't let me."
     
     
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    MDBCs 01 May 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1370
    May 1st 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Aldebrandus Amator Andeolus Aredius of Gap Asaph Augustin Schoeffler, Jean-Louis Bonnard (part of Vietnamese Martyrs) Benedict of Szkalka Bertha of Val d'Or Brioc James the Less (Anglican Communion) Jeremiah Julian of Bale Joseph the Worker (Roman Catholic) Blessed Klymentiy Sheptytsky (Ukrainian Greek Catholic Church) Mafalda of Portugal Marcouf Orientius Peregrine Laziosi Philip the Apostle (Anglican Communion, Lutheran Church) Richard Pampuri Seven Apostolic Men Caecilius of Elvira Ctesiphon of Vergium Euphrasius of Illiturgis Hesychius of Cazorla Indaletius Secundus of Abula Torquatus of Acci Sigismund of Burgundy Theodard Ultan May 1 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Armed Forces Day (Mauritania) Constitution Day (Argentina, Latvia, Marshall Islands) Commemoration of the states of Maharashtra and Gujarat following the foundation of Samyukta Maharashtra Samiti (India): Maharashtra Day International Sunflower Guerrilla Gardening Day Lei Day (Hawaii) International Workers' Day or Labour Day (International), and its related observances: Law Day (United States), formerly intended to counterbalance the celebration of Labour Day. (United States) Loyalty Day, formerly intended to counterbalance the celebration of Labour Day. (United States) May Day (beginning of Summer) observances in the Northern hemisphere (see April 30): Calan Mai (Wales) Beltane (Gaelic)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Agriculture and Labor Day
    Blessing Day
    Couple Appreciation Day
    CSS Reboot Day
    Executive Coaching Day
    Frequent Flyer Day
    Global Love Day
    International Doodle Dog Day
    Keep Kids Alive Drive 25 Day
    Labor Day Philippines
    Learn to Ride a Bike Day
    Mother Goose Day
    National Black Barber Shop Appreciation Day
    National Chocolate Parfait Day
    National Day of Prayer
    National Day of Reason
    National Infertility Survival Day
    National Mantra Day
    National Purebred Dog Day
    National Rotate Your Beer Day
    New Homeowners Day
    Phone in Sick Day
    Save The Rhino Day
    School Principals' Day
    Silver Star Banner Day
    Therapeutic Massage Awareness Day
    World Password Day
    Worthy Wage Day
    School Bus Drivers Day
    Thank you Thursday
    World Passkey Day
     
    Charli D'Amelio’s Birthday
    Gianna Bryant’s Birthday
    Katya Zamolodchikova’s Birthday
    Paeka’s Birthday
    YNW Melly
    Wes Anderson
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    Thu May 1st, 2025 - Wed May 7th, 2025 Hurricane Preparedness Week National Physical Education and Sport Week   Observances (click on the month for details)
    ALS Awareness Month 
    American Cheese Month
    American Wetlands Month
    Anxiety Awareness Month
    Arthritis Awareness Month
    Asian American and Pacific Islander Heritage Month
    Awareness of Medical Orphans Month
    Be Kind to Animals Month
    Bealtaine Festival
    Better Sleep Month
    Better Speech and Hearing Month
    Bladder Cancer Awareness Month
    Borderline Personality Disorder Awareness Month
    Brain Cancer Awareness Month
    Building Safety Month
    Celiac Awareness Month
    Chip Your Pet Month
    Chronic Fatigue Awareness Month
    Clean Air Month
    Community Action Month
    Correct Posture Month
    Creative Beginnings Month
    Cystic Fibrosis Awareness Month
    Date Your Mate Month
    Deck Safety Month
    EDS Awareness Month
    Electromagnetic Radiation Awareness Month
    Family Wellness Month
    Fibromyalgia Education and Awareness Month
    Food Allergy Action Month
    Fungal Infection Awareness Month
    Gardening for Wildlife Month
    Get Caught Reading Month
    Gifts From The Garden Month
    Global Employee Health and Fitness Month
    Global Youth Traffic Safety Month
    Haitian Heritage Month
    Heal the Children Month
    Healthy Vision Month
    Hepatitis Awareness Month
    Homeschool Awareness Month
    Huntington's Disease Awareness Month
    Indian Heritage Month
    Internal Audit Awareness Month
    International Business Image Improvement Month
    International Civility Awareness Month
    International Drum Month
    International Respect for Chickens Month
    International Victorious Woman Month
    Jewish American Heritage Month
    Labor History Month
    Latino Books Month
    Leaders of Tomorrow Month
    Lettuce Month
    Local and Community History Month
    Lung Health Awareness Month
    Lupus Awareness Month
    Make May Purple /Action On Stroke Month
    Maternal Mental Health Month
    May Measurement Month
    MCS Awareness Month
    Meditation Month
    Mediterranean Diet Month
    Melanoma / Skin Cancer Detection & Prevention Month
    Mental Health Awareness Month
    Military Appreciation Month
    Motorcycle Safety Awareness Month
    National Allergy and Asthma Awareness Month
    National Asparagus Month
    National Asthma and Allergy Awareness Month
    National Barbecue Month
    National Bicycle Safety Month
    National Blood Pressure Month
    National Chocolate Custard Month
    National Comfort Month
    National Digestive Disease Awareness Month
    National Duckling Month
    National Egg Month
    National Foster Care Month
    National Hamburger Month
    National Heritage Month
    National Inventors Month
    National Lyme Disease Awareness Month
    National Moving Month
    National Osteoporosis Awareness and Prevention Month
    National Pet Month
    National Photography Month
    National Physical Fitness and Sports Month
    National Physiotherapy Month
    National Preservation Month
    National Prom Graduation Safety Month
    National Recommitment Month
    National Salad Month
    National Salsa Month
    National San Architect Month
    National Service Dog Eye Examination Month
    National Share a Story Month
    National Show Your Smile Month
    National Sight-Saving Month
    National Strawberry Month
    National Teen Self-Esteem Month
    National Tennis Month
    National Toxic Encephalopathy and Chemical Injury Awareness Month
    National Tuberous Sclerosis Awareness Month
    National Vinegar Month
    National Walking Month
    National Youth Traffic Safety Month
    Necrotizing Fasciitis Awareness Month
    Neurofibromatosis Month
    Older Americans Month
    Personal History Awareness Month
    Pet Sitter Safety Month
    REACT Month
    Responsible Animal Guardian Month
    Revise Your Work Schedule Month
    Small Business Month
    Speech and Hearing Awareness Month
    Steelmark Month
    Strike Out Strokes Month
    Stroke Awareness Month
    Syringomyelia Awareness Month
    Teen CEO Month
    Teen Pregnancy Prevention Month
    Tuberous Sclerosis Awareness Month
    Ultraviolet Awareness Month
    Women's Health Month
    Zombie Awareness Month
     
    Fun Observances
     Batman Day
    May 1 is Batman Day. The unofficial holiday celebrates and honors one of the world's most well-known comic book superhero. While the origins of this holiday are unknown, the general consensus is that the day commemorates the date in 1939 when the crime fighter made his debut in the Detective Comics

    Batman is a fictional superhero created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger and published by DC Comics. The superhero who made his first appearance in May 1939 is also sometimes known as The Dark Knight and the Caped Crusader. His real name, however, is Bruce Wayne, a billionaire who wears a bat costume while combating crime in the fictional Gotham City.
    How to Celebrate?
    Like us, most you of you probably do not need an excuse to revisit your favorite Batman comics, but if you do, today is a good day to do some marathon Batman comic reading. Wear a cape and go to work in your Batman costume. Watch any of the several Batman movies out there with family and friends. Maybe you could combine it with a Batman themed costume party? Tell all your guests to come dressed as a Batman comics character. Did You Know…
    …that Melbourne, Australia was very briefly called Batmania? It was named after explorer John Batman.
     
     
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    One day my three-year-old daughter asked when her birthday was. Knowing that the date, April 14, would mean nothing to her, I said, "It's either just before or just after Easter."

    "Great," she said. "You don't know when my birthday is either."
     
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    The wheel of my grocery cart was making a horrible scraping sound as I rolled it through the supermarket. Nevertheless, when I finished my shopping and saw a cartless woman, I offered it up, explaining, "It makes an awful noise, but it works."

    "That's okay," she said, taking it. "I have a husband at home like that."
     
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    I was sprawled on the living-room couch watching my favorite show on the Food Network when my husband walked in.

    "Why do you watch those food shows?" he asked. "You don't even cook."

    Glaring back at him, I asked, "Then why do you watch football?"
     
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    My daughter and her husband, naval reservists, have an eight-year-old son. When one of his parochial school classmates told my daughter that Angus had said a bad word, she said,
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    MDBCs 30 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1369
    April 30th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Armed Forces Day (Georgia) Camarón Day (French Foreign Legion) Children's Day (Mexico) Christian feast day: Adjutor Aimo Amator, Peter and Louis Donatus of Evorea Eutropius of Saintes Marie Guyart (Anglican Church of Canada) Marie of the Incarnation (Ursuline) Maximus of Rome Blessed Miles Gerard Pomponius of Naples Pope Pius V Quirinus of Neuss Sarah Josepha Hale (Episcopal Church) Suitbert the Younger April 30 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Consumer Protection Day (Thailand) Honesty Day (United States) International Jazz Day (UNESCO) Martyrs' Day (Pakistan) May Eve, the eve of the first day of summer in the Northern hemisphere (see May 1): Beltane begins at sunset in the Northern hemisphere, Samhain begins at sunset in the Southern hemisphere. (Neo-Druidic Wheel of the Year) Walpurgis Night (Central and Northern Europe) National Persian Gulf Day (Iran) Reunification Day (Vietnam) Rincon Day (Bonaire) Russian State Fire Service Day (Russia) Teachers' Day (Paraguay)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Day of the Child
    Denim Day
    Hairstyle Appreciation Day
    Healthy Kids Day
    International Guide Dog Day
    Israel Memorial Day
    Military Brats Day
    Mr. Potato Head Day
    National Adopt A Shelter Pet Day
    National Animal Advocacy Day
    National Bubble Tea Day
    National Bugs Bunny Day
    National Larry Day
    National Mahjong Day
    National Oatmeal Cookie Day
    National PrepareAthon Day
    National Raisin Day
    National Sarcoidosis Day
    National Tabby Day
    National Therapy Animal Day
    National Tie Dye Day
    Queen's Day
    Spank Out Day
    World Stationery Day
    Golf Day
    Stop Food Waste Day
    International Noise Awareness Day
     
    Ayisha Diaz’s Birthday
    BeastBoyShub’s Birthday
    Dianna Agron’s Birthday
    Gal Gadot’s Birthday
    Travis Scott’s Birthday
    Kirsten Dunst
    Johnny Galecki
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    Wed Apr 30th, 2025 - Sat May 3rd, 2025 Vallenato Legend Festival   Fun Observances
    Honesty Day
    April begins with a day that celebrates falsehoods – April Fool’s Day. End it with a day that celebrates and acknowledges the importance of honesty – Honesty Day.

    Celebrated annually on April 30, the day was created in the early 1990s by M. Hirsh Goldberg, the former press secretary to the state of Maryland in the United States.
    Speak the Truth
    Goldberg created the holiday as a way to encourage people to speak the truth and to "honor the honorable."
    A Rare Quality
    Famous American singer-songwriter, Billy Joel once sang that honesty is such a lonely word, suggesting that honesty is a very rare quality in all kinds of relationships - personal, professional, and social.
    This unofficial holiday, also sometimes called National Honesty Day, emphasizes that honesty does not need to be a lonely word and that truthfulness can strengthen relationships and make them more productive.
    How to Celebrate?
    Be truthful. Embrace truth and honesty. Did You Know…
    …that the phrase honesty is the best policy was coined by Benjamin Franklin?
     
     
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    A customer brought her car into our Saturn dealership complaining of rattling noises. Later, the technician said the problem was no big deal.
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    Fred comes home from his usual Saturday golf game. "What a terrible day," he tells his wife. "Harry dropped dead on the tenth tee."

    "Oh, that's awful!" she says.

    "You're not kidding," says Fred. "For the whole back nine, it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry …"
     
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    An acquaintance of ours was—how do I put this delicately?—not well loved. So when he died, I was amazed to see how many people showed up for his funeral.

    "I'm not surprised," said my husband. "As P. T. Barnum said, ‘Give the people what they want and they'll show up.' "
     
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    Pointing to a pan of chicken wings and legs disguised in the classic mess-hall manner, a young airman asked the mess sergeant, "What's for chow?"

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    MDBCs 29 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


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    April 29th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Christian feast day: Catherine of Siena (Catholic, Lutheran and Anglican Church) Hugh of Cluny Robert of Molesme Wilfrid II April 29 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of Remembrance for all Victims of Chemical Warfare (United Nations) International Dance Day (UNESCO) Shōwa Day, traditionally the start of the Golden Week holiday period, which is April 29 and May 3–5. (Japan)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    AMKD Awareness Day
    Day of Trees
    National Peace Rose Day
    National Shrimp Scampi Day
    National Supply Chain Day
    Poem In Your Pocket Day
    Viral Video Day
    We Jump The World Day
    World Wish Day
    Yom HaZikaron
    Radonitsa
     
    Dale Earnhardt’s Birthday
    Jerry Seinfeld’s Birthday
    Master P’s Birthday
    Ray Gantt’s Birthday
    Roman Dirge’s Birthday
    Willie Nelson’s Birthday
    Michelle Pfeiffer
    Uma Thurman
    Bernie Madoff
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    Tue Apr 29th, 2025 - Thu May 1st, 2025 Machynlleth Comedy Festival   Fun Observances
    Zipper Day
    On April 29, celebrate the zipper it because it is Zipper Day.

    We all tend to take for granted most things around us. The humble zipper that is holding up your pants, skirt, or dress right now is one of those things.
    Swedish-American Invention
    This unofficial holiday commemorates the day in 1913 when Swedish-American engineer, Gideon Sundback received the patent for the modern-day zipper.
    Before Sundback came up with his tool, there were many versions of this wondrous device, without which, being fashionable today may have just been a bit harder.
    World's Fair Debut
    One of the first recorded versions of the zipper came in 1851 from Elias Howe - an American inventor who is often credited as a developer of the technology for sewing machines. In the late 19th century, Whitcomb Judson invented a clasp locker which made its debut at the Chicago World's Fair in 1893. This invention did not catch on as well as Judson had hoped for but it did earn him the title of the Inventor of the Zipper.
    How to Celebrate?
    It is such a simple thing, but a zipper makes our lives so much easier. Spend the day contemplating on other similar objects that are simple, but vital to our day to day lives. Did You Know...
    ...that Japanese manufacturer YKK Group accounts for 45% of the world's zippers?
       
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    Teacher: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted it. Now, Joey, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    Joey: Because George still had the ax in his hand?
     
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    ‘Where is everybody?" the cowpoke asks.

    "They've all gone to see Brown Paper Pete hang," says a bystander.

    "Why do they call him that?" the cowboy asks.

    "Well, he always wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, and brown paper trousers."

    "Really?" says the cowboy. "And what are they hanging him for?"

    "Rustling."   ***
     
    Visiting a college campus, the prospective student spots a building called Hemingway Hall. "That's nice," he says, "a building named for Ernest Hemingway."

    "Actually," says the tour guide, "it's named for Joshua Hemingway."

    "Was he a writer?" the student asks.

    "Yes. He wrote a big check."
     
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    A tour bus stops in Runnymede, England, and the guide says it was here that the Magna Carta was signed.

    "When did they sign it?" one passenger asks.

    "1215," the guide responds.

    "Dang! We missed it by 20 minutes."
     
     
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    MDBCs 28 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


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    April 28th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Aphrodisius and companions Gianna Beretta Molla Kirill of Turov (Orthodox, added to Roman Martyrology in 1969) Louis de Montfort Pamphilus of Sulmona Peter Chanel Vitalis and Valeria of Milan April 28 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Mujahideen Victory Day (Afghanistan) National Heroes Day (Barbados) Restoration of Sovereignty Day (Japan) Sardinia Day (Sardinia) Workers' Memorial Day and World Day for Safety and Health at Work (international) National Day of Mourning (Canada)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Biological Clock Day
    Clean Comedy Day
    Global Pay It Forward Day
    Great Poetry Reading Day
    Kiss Your Mate Day
    National Blueberry Pie Day
    National BraveHearts Day
    National Cubicle Day
    National Franklin Day
    National Superhero Day
    Occupational Safety & Health Day
    Workers’ Memorial Day
    Save The Frogs Day
     
    Big Ed’s Birthday
    Melanie Martinez’s Birthday
    Jessica Alba
    Bridget Moynahan
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    Mon Apr 28th, 2025 - Fri May 2nd, 2025 National Youth Violence Prevention Week National Stop Snoring Week   Mon Apr 28th, 2025 - Sat May 3rd, 2025 National Auctioneers Week    
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    I just got a GPS for my car, and my first trip with it was to a drugstore. Since the manual said not to leave it in the car unattended, I brought it with me into the store. While there, the GPS came alive, and a voice stated, "Lost satellite contact."
    I wasn't embarrassed until a woman turned to me and said,
    "Your ankle bracelet monitor is talking to you."
     
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    When our school librarian announced she was changing schools, my fellow teacher asked a student, "Why do you think Ms. Richardson is leaving?"

    The third grader opined, "Because she's read all our books?"     ***
     
    Driving along a country road, I ignored a Bridge Out sign and continued on. But in a few miles I came to a stop: The road was completely barricaded. So I turned around and retraced my route.
    That's when I saw this sign on the back of the first: "It was, wasn't it?"
     
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    At a workshop on dog temperament, the instructor noted that a test for a canine’s disposition was for an owner to fall down and act hurt. A dog with poor temperament would try to bite the person, whereas a good dog would lick his owner’s face or show concern.

    Once, while eating pizza in the living room, I decided to try out this theory on my two dogs. I stood up, clutched my heart, let out a scream and collapsed on the floor.

    The dogs looked at me, glanced at each other and raced to the coffee table for my pizza.
     
     
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    MDBCs 27 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


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    April 27th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast days: Anthimus of Nicomedia Assicus Floribert of Liège John of Constantinople Liberalis of Treviso Pollio Virgin of Montserrat Zita Origen Adamantius April 27 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of Russian Parliamentarism (Russia) Day of the Uprising Against the Occupying Forces (Slovenia) Flag Day (Moldova) Freedom Day (South Africa) Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Sierra Leone from United Kingdom in 1961. Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Togo from France in 1960. King's Day (Netherlands, Aruba, Curaçao, Sint Maarten) (celebrated on April 26 if April 27 falls on a Sunday) National Veterans' Day (Finland)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Autism Super Mom Day
    Babe Ruth Day
    Divine Mercy Sunday
    Free Feral Cat Spay Day
    International Donor Conception Awareness Day
    Lapu Lapu Day
    Marine Mammal Rescue Day
    Matanzas Mule Day
    Morse Code Day
    Mother Father Deaf Day
    National Alicia Day
    National Devil Dog Day
    National Little Pampered Dog Day
    National Patricia Day
    National Pet Parents Day
    National Pneumatics Day
    National Prime Rib Day
    National Tell A Story Day
    Order of National Artist
    Teach Children To Save Day
    Woody Woodpecker Day
    World Design Day
    World Tapir Day
    National Gummi Bear Day
    London Marathon
    Turkmen Racing Horse Festival
     
    Lizzo’s Birthday
    Melinda Melrose’s Birthday
    Patrick Stump’s Birthday
    Ulysses S. Grant
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    Sun Apr 27th, 2025 - Wed Apr 30th, 2025 American Quilters Society Week   Fun Observances
    World Pinhole Photography Day
    The last Sunday in April is celebrated worldwide as World Pinhole Photography Day.

    The day aims to encourage people to pick up pinhole photography as a hobby and profession, and to share their techniques and pictures with the pinhole photography community.
    Small Hole
    Unlike its more technologically advanced counterparts, a pinhole camera has no lens and usually captures images using light that passes through a small hole or aperture. The light passes through the hole and projects an inverted image on a piece of film or paper.
    Make Your Own
    Popularly used to take photographs of the Sun and to safely observe solar eclipses, pinhole cameras are easy to make at home and require minimal equipment.
    How to Celebrate?
    Learn more about pinhole cameras and photography. Make a simple pinhole camera at home and try to take pictures with it. Share the pictures with the pinhole photography community. Did You Know…
    …that the world's largest camera obscura is in Aberystwyth, Wales? A camera obscura is an optical device that was the precursor of a pinhole camera.
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    A neighborhood photography studio offered a special that few could resist.
    The sign read, "Now Shooting Seniors for Free."
     
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    One diagnostic-imaging center claims that its high-tech medical procedures are second to none.
    The center's newspaper advertisement proclaimed,
    CT Colonoscopy: No Scope, No Sedation, No Recovery.
     
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    During his fourth week of basic training, my grandson was able to make a brief phone call to me. He said he was attending church on base every week, which I was pleased to hear.

    "Everyone goes to church here," he added. "It's the only place we don't get yelled at."
     
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    How come married women are heavier than single women?

    A single woman goes home, sees what's in the fridge, and goes to bed. A married woman sees what's in bed and goes to the fridge.
     
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    When my ex-Marine father-in-law was at my house, our six-year-old neighbor came by to play with my kids.

    I asked her if she knew who he was. She looked up at him with her big blue eyes and said, "I don't remember what his name is, but I know he used to be a submarine."
     
     
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    MDBCs 26 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


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    April 26th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Chernobyl disaster related observances: Day of Remembrance of the Chernobyl tragedy (Belarus) Memorial Day of Radiation Accidents and Catastrophes (Russia) Christian feast day: Aldobrandesca (or Alda) Franca Visalta Lucidius of Verona Our Lady of Good Counsel Pope Anacletus and Marcellinus Rafael Arnáiz Barón Riquier Paschasius Radbertus Peter of Rates (or of Braga) Robert Hunt (Episcopal Church (USA)) Stephen of Perm, see also Old Permic Alphabet Day Trudpert April 26 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Confederate Memorial Day (Florida, United States) Union Day (Tanzania) World Intellectual Property Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Alien Day
    Audubon Day
    Eeyore’s Birthday
    Get Organized Day
    Hug an Australian Day
    Independent Bookstore Day
    International Marconi Day
    International Sculpture Day
    Laylatul Qadr
    National Ai Day
    National Day of Puppetry
    National Dissertation Day
    National Gabriel Day
    National Garage Day
    National Go Birding Day
    National Help A Horse Day
    National Jason Day
    National Kids and Pets Day
    National Kiss of Hope Day
    National No Makeup Day
    National Pool Opening Day
    National Rebuilding Day
    National Sense of Smell Day
    National South Dakota Day
    National Static Cling Day
    Remember Your First Kiss Day
    Save the Frogs Day
    Secretaries' Day (Colombia)
    Stop Food Waste Day
    World Burlesque Day
    World Healing Day
    World Tai Chi and Qigong Day
    World Veterinary Day
    Healthy Kids Day National Prescription Drug Take Back Day
    Celebrate Trails Day National First Ladies Day
     
    Channing Tatum’s Birthday
    Melania Trump’s Birthday
    Kane
    Giancarlo Esposito
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    Sat Apr 26th, 2025 -  Fri May 2nd, 2025 National Crime Victims' Rights Week   Sat Apr 26th, 2025 -  Wed May 7th, 2025 Stewardship Week   Fun Observances ( 2 )
     Pretzel Day
    Celebrate the doughy, salty snack called Pretzel on April 26, Pretzel Day.

    Considered to be one of the oldest surviving snacks in the world, the humble but delicious pretzel is thought to have originated in Europe, possibly created by monks in monasteries.
    Soft or Hard
    The knot shape of the traditional soft dough pretzels is thought to signify folded hands during prayers.
    The commonly found hard pretzels are a much more recent invention considered to have been first made by German immigrants in Pennsylvania, United States.
    How to Celebrate?
    Celebrate pretzel day by making your own pretzels at home. Try new flavors of pretzels. If you don’t have time to make your own, visit your local pretzel store. Chances are, they will be celebrating the day by giving away free pretzels. Did You Know...
    ...that Pennsylvanians eat more pretzels per capita than people in any other state in the United States? Because of this, Pennsylvania Governor Ed Rendell declared April 26 as National Pretzel Day in 2003.
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     Richter Scale Day
    April 26 is Richter Scale Day. The unofficial holiday honors the life and work of American seismologist Charles Francis Richter.

    Born on this day in 1900, Richter was the inventor of the Richter magnitude scale that measures the intensity of earthquakes.
    From 1935
    Known more commonly as the Richter scale, the scale was invented by Richter in 1935. It measures the magnitude of an earthquake on a logarithmic scale of 0 to 10. Each number on the scale refers to an event that is 10 times more powerful than an event with a number before it. This means an earthquake with a magnitude of 4 is 10 times stronger, and releases approximately 32 times more energy, than an earthquake with a magnitude of 3.
    Modern Replacements
    The Richter scale has now been replaced by more modern scales that calculate the magnitude and strength of earthquakes around the world. Despite this, the media commonly, but mistakenly, uses the term Richter scale when identifying the device that measures earthquakes.
    How to Celebrate?
    Learn more about the Richter scale and how it is used to measure the intensity of earthquakes. Visit your local space or science museum to learn more about earthquakes and what causes them. If you live in an earthquake-prone area, why not use to the day to run some emergency earthquake drills and ensure that your emergency supplies are up to date and easily accessible? Did You Know…
    …that earthquakes lower than 2.5 on the Richter scale are almost never felt by humans?
     
     
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    A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They're appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.

    Later, the girl's mom says, "Dear, he doesn't seem to be a very nice boy."

    "Oh, please, Mom!" says the daughter. "If he wasn't nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?"
     
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    Staring at an empty cage, a zoo visitor asks, "Where are all the monkeys?"

    "It's mating season," the keeper replies. "They're inside."

    "Do you think they'd come out for peanuts?"

    "Would you?"
     
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    The pastor asks his flock, "What would you like people to say when you're in your casket?"
    One congregant says, "I'd like them to say I was a fine family man."
    Another says, "I'd like them to say I helped people."
    The third responds, "I'd like them to say, 'Look! I think he's moving!' "
     
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    We disbar lawyers and we defrock clergy, so why don't we:
    Delight electricians?
    Derange cowboys?
    Depose models?
    Debark tree surgeons?
    Depress dry cleaners?
     
     
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    MDBCs 25 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


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    April 25th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Anzac Day (Australia, New Zealand, Tonga) Christian feast day: Giovanni Battista Piamarta Major Rogation (Western Christianity) Mark the Evangelist Maughold Peter of Saint Joseph de Betancur Philo and Agathopodes Anianus of Alexandria April 25 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Freedom Day (Portugal Liberation Day (Italy Military Foundation Day (North Korea World Malaria Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Donate Life Blue and Green Day
    East Meets West Day
    Hairstylist Appreciation Day
    International Delegate’s Day
    International Financial Independence Awareness Day
    International Noise Awareness Day
    License Plate Day
    National Arbor Day
    National Hairball Awareness Day
    National Hug a Plumber Day - 1
    National Lingerie Day
    National Mani-Pedi Day
    National Plumbers Day - 2
    National Telephone Day
    National Zucchini Bread Day
    Parental Alienation Awareness Day
    Red Hat Society Day
    Sinai Liberation Day
    Undiagnosed Children's Awareness Day
    World Penguin Day
    World Women’s Wellness Day
    National Historic Marker Day
    International Amigurumi Day
     
    Al Pacino’s Birthday
    Jay Park’s Birthday
    Renée Zellweger
    Adam Neumann
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    Fri Apr 25th, 2025 -  Sun Apr 27th, 2025 Fiddler's Frolic Global Youth Service Days Interstate Mullet Toss   Fri Apr 25th, 2025 -  Wed Apr 30th, 2025 Go Diaper Free Week   Fri Apr 25th, 2025 -  Thu May 1st, 2025 Intergenerational Week   Fun Observances
    DNA Day
    Observed every year on April 25 since 2003, DNA Day celebrates and recognizes the importance of genetics and the scientific advances made in the field.

    DNA Day was instituted as a one-time celebration in the United States by a proclamation of the US Congress in 2002.
    Double Helix
    April 25 was chosen as the day to acknowledge the contribution of genetics because on this day in 1953, scientists James Watson, Francis Crick, and their colleagues published the double helix structure of DNA in the journal, Nature.
    Worldwide Celebration
    While DNA Day was first commemorated in the United States in 2003, it is now celebrated around the world. In the US, the National Human Genome Research Institute (NHGRI) is at the helm of organizing celebrations for the day. Universities and scientific organizations around the world also celebrate DNA day by organizing scientific conferences, educational outreach, online discussions and essay competitions.
    The holiday is also called International DNA Day and World DNA Day.
    How to Celebrate?
    Attend scientific lectures to learn about the advances made in genetics. Learn more about DNA, its structure, and its components. Read up about how it affects our daily lives. If you have kids in your life, make a 3-D model of DNA with them. Get creative – use materials you can find at home or in your kitchen. Did You Know…
    …that each human cell contains approximately 6.5 feet (2 meters) of DNA?
       
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    I input a junior manager's self-evaluation, which said in part, "I have been on the job for three months, and I finally feel as if I've accomplished something."
    I made one mistake, however.
    I replaced the word job with John.
     
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    Proofreading an instruction manual for a hospital ventilator, I did a double take when I came across this questionable troubleshooting tip:
    "If the problem persists, replace patient immediately."
     
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    A guy finds a sheep wandering in his neighborhood and takes it to the police station. The desk sergeant says, "Why don't you just take it to the zoo?"

    The next day, the sergeant spots the same guy walking down the street—with the sheep. "I thought I told you to take that sheep to the zoo," the sergeant says.

    "I know what you told me," the guy responds. "Yesterday I took him to the zoo. Today I'm taking him to the movies."
     
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    When I asked a friend the secret to his 52 years of marriage, he replied, "We never go to sleep angry."

    "That's a great philosophy," I noted.

    "Yes. And the longest we've been awake so far is five days."
     
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    Rushing to a bridge tournament, I was pulled over for going 43 in a 35 m.p.h. zone. "What'll I tell my husband?" I worried, explaining to the police officer that he was a self-described "perfect" driver.

    The cop took a second look at the name and address on my license. "Did your husband go duck hunting this morning?" he asked.

    Baffled, I answered, "Yes."

    "I stopped him for going 47."
     
     
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    MDBCs 24 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1363
    April 24th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Armenian Genocide Remembrance Day (Armenia, France) Christian feast day: Benedict Menni Dermot of Armagh Dyfnan of Anglesey Ecgberht of Ripon Fidelis of Sigmaringen Gregory of Elvira Ivo of Ramsey Johann Walter (Lutheran) Mary of Clopas Mary Euphrasia Pelletier Mellitus Peter of Saint Joseph de Betancur Salome (disciple) Wilfrid (Church of England) William Firmatus April 24 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Concord Day (Niger) Democracy Day (Nepal) Fashion Revolution Day, and its related observances: Labour Safety Day (Bangladesh, proposed) National Panchayati Raj Day (India) Republic Day (The Gambia) World Day for Laboratory Animals  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Action Day for Tolerance and Respect between People
    Coronation Day of Pope Benedict XVI
    International Day of Multilateralism and Diplomacy for Peace
    International Girls In ICT Day
    Love Your Thighs Day
    National Brandon Day
    National Pet Care for All Day
    National Pigs in a Blanket Day
    National Skipping Day
    New Kids on the Block Day
    Scream Day
    World Day for Animals in Laboratories
    Help Animals Day
    National Teach Your Children to Save Day
    Firefly Day
    National Bucket List Day
    The First Day of Summer in Iceland
     
    Barbra Streisand’s Birthday
    Joe Keery’s Birthday
    Kelly Clarkson’s Birthday
    Thomas Sanders’s Birthday
    Kehlani
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    Thu Apr 24th, 2025 - Fri Apr 25th, 2025 Yom HaShoah   Thu Apr 24th, 2025 - Sat Apr 26th, 2025 Bob Wills Day Gathering of Nations (Pow Wow)   Thu Apr 24th, 2025 - Wed Apr 30th, 2025 Intergenerational Week American Camp Week National Student Leadership Week World Immunization Week     Fun Observances  Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day
    Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day is celebrated every year on the fourth Thursday in April.

    The day, now run by Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Foundation, encourages parents to take their children to work so that they can understand the meaning of work-life balance and pride in one's work.
    Without Gender Limitations
    According to the Foundation’s website, the day “encourages girls and boys to dream without gender limitations and to think imaginatively about their family, work and community lives”.
    The day is celebrated on a Thursday so that kids can share their experiences in school the next day.
    First for Girls
    The day was first created by Gloria Steinem and the Ms. Foundation for Women in 1993 as Take Our Daughters to Work Day in recognition of the fact that young girls were often excluded from certain professions and had limited job opportunities.
    The unofficial holiday aimed to give girls the opportunity to see different workspaces and environments. In 2003, boys were also included in the celebration of the day.
    How to Celebrate?
    Take your child to work. If you do not have children, maybe take your niece or nephew or a friends’ kid to work. Make sure you inform your employers that you will be bringing a child to work so that your colleagues can make the workspace child-friendly. Have exercise and activities ready for the children, so they don’t get bored. Did You Know…
    … that according to some studies, birth order can explain what professions children will choose when they grow up? Firstborns tend to take on professions that require higher education while the youngest kids prefer artistic careers.
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    While I was making a huge batch of snickerdoodle cookies, I asked my ten-year-old to read the recipe and ingredients off the box to me, doubling them as he went along. He did as he was told. His first instruction: "Preheat the oven to 700 degrees."
     
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    After browsing the restaurant menu, I had a question for the waitress. "About the salmon entrée, is that a steak or a fillet?"

    "Neither," she said. "It's a fish."
     
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    When I arrived at my mother's apartment complex, I was greeted by the disconcerting sight of a fire truck parked outside. There was no sign of smoke, and the firefighters didn't seem worried. Still, I asked one, "Is it safe to go inside? I'm a little wary of entering a building when the fire truck's lights are on."

    "Don't worry about it," he said. "We do it all the time."    
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    "For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy."
     
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    I called a video shop to order the war movie Battle of the Bulge.

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    MDBCs 23 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1362
    April 23rd 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Christian feast day: Adalbert of Prague Felix, Fortunatus, and Achilleus Saint George Blessed Giles of Assisi Gerard of Toul Ibar of Beggerin (Meath) Toyohiko Kagawa (Episcopal and Lutheran Church) Saint George's Day and its related observances: Saint George's Day (Catalonia) Saint George's Day (England) April 23 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Canada Book Day (Canada) Castile and León Day (Castile and León) International Pixel-Stained Technopeasant Day Khongjom Day (Manipur) National Sovereignty and Children's Day (Turkey and Northern Cyprus) Navy Day (China) World Book Day UN English Language Day (United Nations) UN Spanish Language Day (United Nations)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Administrative Professionals Day
    Army Reserve Birthday
    International Creator Day
    International English Language Day
    Movie Theatre Day
    National Bryan Day
    National Cherry Cheesecake Day
    National Email Day
    National English Muffin Day
    National Lost Dog Awareness Day
    National Picnic Day
    Pet Tech CPR Day
    National Sovereignty and Children's Day
    Secretary Day
    Shakespeare Day - 1
    Slay a Dragon Day
    Spanish Language Day
    St. George's Day
    Talk Like Shakespeare Day - 2
    World Book Night
    World Book and Copyright Day
    World Table Tennis Day
    London Marathon
    German Beer Day
    National Asparagus Day
     
    Chaeyoung’s Birthday
    George Lopez’s Birthday
    Gigi Hadid’s Birthday
    Jaryd Lazar’s Birthday
    Jeno’s Birthday
    John Cena’s Birthday
    William Shakespeare’s Birthday
    Shirley Temple
    John Oliver
    Roy Orbison
    Timothy McVeigh
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    Wed Apr 23rd, 2025 - Sat Apr 26th, 2025 American Quilters Society Week   Wed Apr 23rd, 2025 - Tue Apr 29th, 2025 National Scoop the Poop Week   Wed Apr 23rd, 2025 - Wed Apr 30th, 2025 Days of Remembrance International Wildlife Film Week National Immunization Awareness Week   Fun Observances ( 3 )
     Take a Chance Day
    Take A Chance Day on April 23 is the perfect excuse for you to play with some odds and venture out into unchartered territories.

    The origins of Take A Chance Day are unknown, though we think the creators of the unofficial holiday wanted people to put away their inhibitions and their fear of failure and do something bold and risky.
    Might Fail
    In the English language, take a chance is an idiom that refers to doing something that has a high likelihood of failure. Usually, when people take a chance they are risking the possibility of failure or misfortune. In mathematics, the word chance has a very specific meaning - it refers to the possibility of the occurrence of a certain event.
    The holiday is also known as National Take a Chance Day in the US.
    How to Celebrate?
    Take that leap of faith and do something big. Overcome your fears and do something adventurous. What about bungee jumping or learning how to fly an aircraft? Since today is also Lover’s Day, why not take a chance in love and tell that special one how much they mean to you? Make Swedish pop group, ABBA's song Take a Chance on Me, your anthem for this day. Did You Know…
    …that if you were in a group of 23 people, there is a 50% chance that you will meet someone who shares your birthday?
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     Impossible Astronaut Day
    Fans of the British science fiction television series, Doctor Who, celebrate April 23 as Impossible Astronaut Day.

    The unofficial annual holiday celebrates the day in 2011 when the first episode of the sixth season of the series was aired in the United Kingdom, United States, and Canada.
    Most Watched
    Doctor Who is a sci-fi series that first aired on the British Broadcasting Corporation (BBC) in 1963. The show follows the adventures of the Doctor, a time-travelling alien, who travels through time and space in a time machine and spacecraft called Time and Relative Dimension in Space or TARDIS. The TARDIS looks like a London police box from the 1960s.
    Called The Impossible Astronaut, the episode became one of the most appreciated and watched episodes of the series.
    Tally Marks
    Whovians, as fans of the show like to call themselves, draw tally marks on their bodies to observe the day. The tally marks come from the episode when the main characters draw on their bodies to remind themselves about encounters with monsters called the Silence.
    How to Celebrate?
    If you have never watched the show, what about starting the show on this day? Who knows, by next year, you may be a Whovian yourself! If you are a Whovian, make tally marks on your body to celebrate the holiday. Did You Know...
    ...that 12 different actors have officially played the Doctor on the show?
    ~~~~~~~
     Lover's Day
    April 23 is Lover's Day, a day to celebrate your significant other and let them know how much they mean to you.

    While the origin of Lover's Day is a mystery, some sources believe that the unofficial holiday is based on St. George's Day, a religious holiday celebrated in many parts of Europe.
    Other Versions
    Some countries have their own versions of Lover's Day. Brazilians for example, celebrate Lover's Day, also called Dia dos Namorados, on June 12.
    Lover's Day is also known as National Lover's Day in the US.
    How to Celebrate?
    Missed Valentine’s Day? No worries. Now, you have a chance at a do-over. Here are some ideas on how you can make your lover feel special on Lover's Day:
    Do something thoughtful and special for your loved one. Maybe do their errands for them or make their favorite dish for dinner. Since Lover's Day has not yet been taken over by commercial interests, you can celebrate it in your own style without the pressures of having to go all out. For example, make them a handmade gift, clean up their closet, watch that movie you hate but they love, write a poem, take them out dancing, go to the carnival, throw a party in their honor, surprise them with a weekend getaway. It is almost spring in the Northern Hemisphere, so what about surprising your loved one with a spring picnic? Pack some bubbly, some of his or her favorite candy and let the romance bloom! If you are planning on getting married soon, choose April 23 as your wedding date. It certainly is less clichéd and common. It is also Take a Chance Day on April 23, so why not take a chance on love and let that special someone know how much they mean to you? Did You Know...
    ...that in some countries women can propose marriage to their significant others only on a Leap Day?
     
     
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    9 Warm-Weather Jokes for Summer
    1. Past Lives On a family vacation one summer, we crossed Wyoming and noted several historical points of interest. The children were especially interested because they enjoyed the computer game "Oregon Trail," which gives players a taste of the hardships the pioneers endured. We stopped at the famous South Pass to look at the wagon tracks still visible in the dirt. Squinting out over the desolate, wind-swept landscape, my daughter nodded and said grimly, "This is where my oxen always die."   2. Mr. Summertime We all grew up in a town on the New Jersey shore and spent our summers at the beach, swimming, surfing, hanging out with friends. One of my friends loved the season so much, we began calling him Mr. Summertime. "What happens when summer is over?" someone asked. I thought for a minute, then said, "In September he becomes the Fall Guy."   3. Wishful Thinking My two-year-old cousin scared us one summer by disappearing during our lakeside vacation. More than a dozen relatives searched the forest and shoreline, and everyone was relieved when we found Matthew playing calmly in the woods. "Listen to me, Matthew," his mother said sharply. "From now on when you want to go someplace, you tell Mommy first, okay?" Matthew thought about that for a moment and said, "Okay. Disney World."   4. Moving Forward The summer after college graduation, I was living at home, fishing in the daytime, spending nights with my friends—generally just hanging out. One afternoon my grandfather, who never went to college, stopped by. Concerned with how I was spending my time, he asked about my future plans. I told him I was in no hurry to tie myself down to a career. "Well," he replied, "you better start thinking about it. You'll be thirty before you know it." "But I'm closer to twenty than to thirty," I protested. "I won't be thirty for eight more years." "I see," he said, smiling. "And when will you be twenty again?"   5. Sounding Off I was with a friend in a café when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," my friend corrected me. "Last summer, my teenager spent a lot of time at the neighbors'. Whenever I wanted him home, I'd go out to our driveway and jostle his car."   6. A Perfect Fit For her summer job, my 18-year-old daughter arranged interviews at several day-care centers. At one meeting, she sat down on one of the kiddie seats, no simple task for most people. The interview went well, and at the end, the day-care center director asked the standard question, "Can you give me one good reason we should hire you?" "Because I fit in the chairs." She got the job.   7. Tag Sale Special I was getting ready for a tag sale one summer day. Since it was so humid out, I decided to stay inside my air-conditioned house and mark the special stickers I had bought for the sale. Then I slapped them on my blouse, ran outside, stuck them on the appropriate items and rushed back inside. I did this until every item was labeled. Later that day a UPS man came by the house with a delivery. I noticed that as I was signing for the package, he seemed ill at ease. It was only after he left that I noticed there was one sticker still attached to the front of my blouse. It read "Make me an offer."   8. Clowning Around Before heading on vacation, I went to a tanning salon. I was under the lights so long the protective eye shades I wore left a big white circle around each eye. Gazing at myself in the mirror the next day, I thought, "Man, I look like a clown." I had almost convinced myself I was overreacting -- until I was in line at the grocery store. I felt a tug at my shirt and looked down to see a toddler staring up at me, "Are you giving out balloons?" he asked.   9. Hotter Cooler On a recent vacation at a resort with my in-laws, we planned to spend an afternoon at the pool with our kids. We wanted to bring our own drinks, but were unsure of the hotel's policy. My brother-in-law called the front desk, and assuming everyone was familiar with the brand of ice chest he had, asked if it was all right if he brought a Playmate to the pool. After a pause the clerk asked, "Does she have her own towel?" -- Tina M. Digiovanna 10. Forcast Vacationing in Vermont, I picked up the local paper to check out the forecast. It read: Today: Sunny, 76. Tonight: Not so sunny, 55.     ***
     
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    Without warning, the pharmacist reached over and smacked the man on the shoulder. "Did that help?" he asked.

    "I don't know," the startled man replied. "I'll have to ask my wife. She's waiting in the car."
     
     
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    MDBCs 22 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1361
    April 22nd 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Christian feast day: Acepsimas of Hnaita and companions (Catholic Church) Arwald Epipodius and Alexander Hudson Stuck (Episcopal Church) John Muir (Episcopal Church) Opportuna of Montreuil Pope Caius Pope Soter St Senorina April 22 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Fighter Aviation Day (Brazil) Discovery Day (Brazil) Earth Day (International observance) and its related observance: International Mother Earth Day Holocaust Remembrance Day (Serbia) From 2018 onwards, a national day of commemoration for the murdered teenager Stephen Lawrence (United Kingdom)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    April Showers Day
    Girl Scout Leader Appreciation Day
    Global Selfie Earth Day
    In God We Trust Day
    National I.T. Service Provider Day
    National Parvo Awareness Day
    National Pinup Day
    National Terry Day
    Oklahoma Day
    School Bus Driver Appreciation Day
    Southland Anniversary
    National Baseball Day
    National Beagle Day
    National Narwhal Day
     
    Callum Snape’s Birthday
    emo.fio’s Birthday
    Jack Nicholson’s Birthday
    Machine Gun Kelly’s Birthday
    Selah Victor’s Birthday
    Vladimir Lenin’s Birthday
    Amber Heard
    Jeffrey Dean Morgan
    J. Robert Oppenheimer
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    Tue Apr 22nd, 2025 - Tue Apr 29th, 2025 PI Week   Fun Observances
    Jelly Bean Day
    April 22 is Jelly Bean Day. It is an unofficial holiday that honors the sugary bean-shaped candies that are hard on the outside and gel-like on the inside.

    Popular during Easter and Halloween, jelly bean candies come in a variety of flavors and colors.
    Cherry and Popcorn
    According to Jelly Belly, a popular jelly bean manufacturer, the most popular jelly bean flavors include cherry and buttered popcorn.
    Food historians believe that Turkish delights or lokum, a chewy candy from Turkey, inspired the creation of the jelly beans, though it is unclear who invented them.
    Presidental Favorite
    Some sources suggest that jelly beans were popularized during the American Civil War when people were encouraged to send the candy to soldiers in the field.
    Jelly beans are equally loved by children and adults alike. President Ronald Reagan was known to be a big fan of this delicious chewy candy, so much so that about 3 tons of red, white, and blue jelly beans were used during his inauguration as the 40th President of the United States in 1981. It is said that his favorite flavor was licorice.
    How to Celebrate?
    Have jelly beans with all your meals. What about trying bacon flavored jelly beans for breakfast? Been told that you don’t eat enough fruits? Eat a handful of fruit-flavored jellybeans. Make art using colorful jellybeans. Did You Know...
    ...that it can take anywhere from 7 to 21 days to make a single piece of jelly beans?
     
     
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    "Boys just like one thing," my ten-year-old told a friend.
    Oh, no, the end of her innocence, I thought. Then she announced her finding:
    "PlayStations."
     
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    My sister explained to my nephew how his voice would eventually change as he grew up. Tyler was exuberant at the prospect.
    "Cool!" he said. "I hope I get a German accent."
     
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    According to careerbuilder.com, a full 15 percent of workers admit to getting to the office late at least once a week. And here are some of their excuses:

    I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.

    I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

    Someone stole all my daffodils.

    I had to go audition for American Idol.

    I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
     
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    Here's a job to avoid: hiring manager. See what you'd have to contend with?

    The candidate answered his cell phone and asked the interviewer to leave her own office because it was a "private" conversation.

    The candidate told the interviewer he wouldn't stay with the job long because he might get an inheritance if his uncle died—and the old man wasn't "looking too good."

    The candidate said she couldn't provide a writing sample because all her writing had been for the CIA and it was "classified."

    When the applicant was offered food, he declined, saying he didn't want to line his stomach with grease before going out drinking.

    The candidate flushed the toilet while talking to the interviewer during a phone interview.
     
     
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  18. sandrewn

    MDBCs 21 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1360
    April 21st 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Christian feast day: Abdecalas Anastasius Sinaita Anselm of Canterbury Beuno Conrad of Parzham Holy Infant of Good Health Shemon Bar Sabbae Wolbodo April 21 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Natale di Roma (Rome) Parilia (ancient Rome) Civil Service Day (India) Grounation Day (Rastafari) National Tea Day (United Kingdom) National Tree Planting Day (Kenya) San Jacinto Day (Texas)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Advisor Appreciation Day
    Battle of San Jacinto
    Big Word Day
    Easter Monday
    International Hemp Day
    Keep Off the Grass Day
    Landing of the 33 Patriots Day
    National Alex Day
    National Bulldogs Are Beautiful Day
    National Chickpea Day
    National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day
    National Javier Day
    National Kindergarten Day
    National Pet CBD day
    National Surprise Drug Test Day
    National Yellow Bat Day
    Orthodox Easter Monday
    Thank You for Libraries Day
    Tiradentes Day - 1
    Tiradentes' Day - 2
    Tuna Rights Day
    White House Easter Egg Roll
    World Creativity and Innovation Day
    World Curlew Day
    Egyptian National Food Day
    International Loch Ness Monster Day
    National Rendering Day
    Dyngus Day
     
    Elizabeth II’s Birthday
    James McAvoy’s Birthday
    Jessey Stevens’s Birthday
    Lisa Frank’s Birthday
    Robert Smith’s Birthday
    Tony Romo’s Birthday
    Iggy Pop
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    Mon Apr 21st, 2025 - Thu Apr 24th, 2025 National Playground Safety Week   Mon Apr 21st, 2025 - Fri Apr 25th, 2025 Active School Week Allergy Awareness Week Every Kid Healthy Week National Work Zone Awareness Week Preservation Week Health Information Professionals Week   Mon Apr 21st, 2025 - Sun Apr 27th, 2025 Animal Cruelty / Human Violence Awareness Week International Dark Sky Week National Freelance Business Week National MS Week World Laboratory Animal Liberation Week Lesbian Visibility Week   Mon Apr 21st, 2025 - Mon Apr 28th, 2025 National Infant Immunization Week   Mon Apr 21st, 2025 - Wed Apr 30th, 2025 National Immunization Awareness Week   Mon Apr 21st, 2025 - Fri May 2nd, 2025 Ridvan Festival (Bahá'i)       ***
     
     
    While filling up at a gas station, I accidentally spilled gasoline on my shirt. When I went inside to pay, I noticed a woman crinkling her nose.
    Embarrassed, I tried to put her mind at ease. "If you smell gas," I said, "it's me."
     
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    At the salon, I overheard the receptionist admit to another customer, "I haven't taken my vitamins today. I'm walking around unprotected."

    The customer commiserated with her. "I haven't taken my Prozac today—everyone's walking around unprotected."
     
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    One of the players on our junior high football team never saw action in a game. But my brother, the assistant coach, liked the kid and always gave him pep talks.

    "Remember, Ben," he told him, "everyone on this team has an important role. There is no I in team."

    "True," said the boy. "But there is a Ben in bench.
     
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    According to careerbuilder.com, a full 15 percent of workers admit to getting to the office late at least once a week. And here are some of their excuses:

    I have transient amnesia and couldn’t remember my job.

    I was indicted for securities fraud this morning.

    Someone stole all my daffodils.

    I had to go audition for American Idol.

    I was trying to get my gun back from the police.
     
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    Scary business headline:
    "Air Traffic Controllers Can Apply for Job in Braille"
     
     
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    MDBCs 20 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1359
    April 20th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Christian feast day: Agnes of Montepulciano Beuno Johannes Bugenhagen (Lutheran) Theotimos April 20 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) 420 (cannabis culture) UN Chinese Language Day (United Nations)  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Chinese Language Day
    Easter
    Go Fly a Kite Day
    International Cli-Fi Day
    Last day of Passover
    Lima Bean Respect Day
    National Baked Ham with Pineapple Day
    National Cheddar Fries Day
    National Death Doula Day
    National Look-Alike Day
    National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day
    National Stop Snoring Week
    Orthodox Easter
    Volunteer Recognition Day
    Pizza Delivery Driver Appreciation Day
    Coptic Easter
    Lelo Burti
    Egg Cracking Competition  
    Jay Park’s Birthday
    Luther Vandross’s Birthday
    Shemar Moore’s Birthday
    Spencer X’s Birthday
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    Sun Apr 20th, 2025 - Sat Apr 26th, 2025 Administrative Professionals Week Chemists Celebrate Earth Week Infertility Awareness Week Medical Laboratory Professionals Week National Coin Week National Princess Week National Volunteer Week Neurodiagnostic Week Sky Awareness Week World Hula Week (Merrie Monarch Festival) National Pediatric Transplant Week   Sun Apr 20th, 2025 - Sun Apr 27th, 2025 International Mariachi Week   Fun Observances
     Look Alike Day
    If you have ever been told that you look familiar or look like someone else, then Look Alike Day on April 20 is the holiday you should be celebrating.

    Look Alike Day is a fun holiday invented to celebrate identical twins, clones, copycats and anyone else who you look like or who looks like you.
    Dress Alike
    The unofficial holiday with unknown origins encourages people to dress up and look like someone else. This person could be someone you look up to or a celebrity you are a fan of.
    How to Celebrate?
    If you know your look alike, spend the day with them. Dress up identically and copy each other's mannerisms, and have fun with people struggling to tell you apart! Find out what celebrity looks like you. Dress up like them, talk like them and walk like them. If it is a singer you look alike sing their songs the whole day long. If it is a author, then read out lines from their books every time you speak with someone. If you are on social media websites change out your display picture and replace it with your look alike's. Make sure you take permission from the owner of the picture before you do so. Did You Know…
    …that it is said that there are at least 7 people in the world who look like you?
     
     
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    Our salesman at the electronics store was pitching a high-definition television. A fellow shopper, overhearing the spiel, mentioned that he'd upgraded his regular TV to high-def.
    "How'd you do that?" my husband asked.

    "I dusted the screen."
     
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    A woman walked into the elevator tossing her keys up in the air and catching them. After one too many tosses, she dropped the keys, and we watched as they disappeared into the crack between the open doors and the floor. I felt terrible for her. Or I did until she cried, "Oh no! Not again!"    
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    Two American tourists are driving through Wales. They decide to stop for a bite to eat in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogo- gogoch.* Baffled by the name, one of them turns to a local and asks, "Would you please say where we are—very slowly?"
    The Welshman leans over and says, very slowly, "Burrr-gerrr Kinngg."
    *We kid you not! The 3,000 people in this community on the island of Anglesey must spend hours writing their return address.
     
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    A garden center customer picks up a container of insecticide and asks the salesperson, "Is this good for red ants?"

    "No," says the salesperson. "It'll kill 'em!"
     
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    My diminutive aunt Flora, just four feet, nine inches tall, accepted an offer to visit a health club for a free session. After being greeted heartily, she was shown where she could change and told an instructor would soon be with her.

    Having changed her clothes, Aunt Flora went back to the exercise area. Along one wall she noticed a silver bar that was not in use, and decided to try her hand at chin-ups while she waited. She jumped up, barely reaching the bar, and managed to strain through two chin-ups before the instructor came to her side.

    Smiling politely, the instructor said, "If you want to let go of the coat rack and follow me, I'll be glad to help you get started."
     
     
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    MDBCs 19 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1358
    April 19th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Ælfheah of Canterbury (Anglican, Catholic) Conrad of Ascoli Emma of Lesum Expeditus George of Antioch Olaus and Laurentius Petri (Lutheran) Pope Leo IX Ursmar April 19 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Bicycle Day, a psychedelic holiday  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Black Saturday
    Congenital Diaphragmatic Hernia Action Day
    Dutch-American Friendship Day
    Easter Saturday
    Holy Saturday
    Humorous Day
    Husband Appreciation Day
    John Parker Day
    Landing of the 33 Patriots Day
    National Amaretto Day
    National Cat Lady Day
    National Dog Parent Appreciation Day
    National Garlic Day
    National Hanging Out Day
    National Hayden Day
    National North Dakota Day
    National Oklahoma City Bombing Commemoration Day
    National Poker Day
    Orthodox Holy Saturday
    Poetry & The Creative Mind Day
    Record Store Day
    Refresh Your Goals Day
    Rice Ball Day
    Sylvester the Cat Birthday
    Bicycle Day
    World Jackal Day
    National Primrose Day
     
    Hayden Christensen’s Birthday
    James Franco’s Birthday
    Jeremy Hutchins’s Birthday
    Joanna Gaines’s Birthday
    Kate Hudson’s Birthday
    Loren Gray’s Birthday
    Tim Curry
    Suge Knight
    Jayne Mansfield
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    Sat Apr 19th, 2025 - Sun Apr 20th, 2025 Just Pray No   Sat Apr 19th, 2025 - Wed Apr 23rd, 2025 Undergraduate Research Week   Sat Apr 19th, 2025 - Fri Apr 25th, 2025 Cloth Nappy Week   Sat Apr 19th, 2025 - Sun Apr 27th, 2025 National Park Week    
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    Teacher: Millie, give me a sentence starting with i.

    Millie: I is …

    Teacher: No, Millie. Always say, "I am."

    Millie: Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
     
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    A man goes to the doctor complaining about stomach problems. The doctor asks him what he's been eating.

    "I only eat pool balls," he says. "Red ones for breakfast, yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and purple and black for dinner."

    "I see the problem," says the doctor. "You're not getting enough greens."
     
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    The irate customer calling our newspaper offices loudly demanded to know where her Sunday edition was.

    "Ma'am," I interrupted, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until Sunday."

    There was a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition. "So that's why no one was in church today."
     
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    10 Quotes About Springtime
    "Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party'""
    --Robin Williams


    "The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eighties. The hot dog vendors got confused because of the weather and thought it was spring, so they accidentally changed the hot dog water in their carts."
    --David Letterman


    "In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt."
    --Margaret Atwood


    "If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome."
    -- Josh Billings


    "Flowers are the sweetest things God ever made and forgot to put a soul into."
    -- Henry Ward Beecher


    "Gardens and flowers have a way of bringing people together, drawing them from their homes."
    -- Clare Ansberry


    "The earth laughs in flowers."
    -- e e cummings


    "At my age flowers scare me."
    -- George Burns


    "If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers."
    -- Doug Larsen


    "A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin."
    -- H. L Mencken    
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    I think my sign was buried in the sandstorm and that I
    literally ran over it(oops)!
    See my Album(Egypt) for explanation/pictures
     
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    MDBCs 18 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1357
    April 18th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Apollonius the Apologist Corebus Cyril VI of Constantinople (Eastern Orthodox Church) Eleutherius and Antia Galdino della Sala Molaise of Leighlin Perfectus April 18 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Army Day (Iran) Coma Patients' Day (Poland) Friend's Day (Brazil) Independence Day (Zimbabwe) International Day For Monuments and Sites Invention Day (Japan) Victory over the Teutonic Knights in the Battle of the Ice (Russia; Julian Calendar) World Amateur Radio Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Adult Autism Awareness Day
    Good Friday
    International Jugglers Day
    Lineman Appreciation Day - 1
    Linemen Appreciation Day - 2
    National Animal Cracker Day
    National Exercise Day
    National Lydia Day
    National Piñata Day
    National Velociraptor Awareness Day
    Orthodox Good Friday
    Pet Owners Independence Day
    World Marbles Day
    National Clean Out Your Medicine Cabinet Day
    World Heritage Day
     
    Conan O'Brien’s Birthday
    David Tennant’s Birthday
    Kourtney Kardashian’s Birthday
    Lillee Jean’s Birthday
    Eric Roberts
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    Fri Apr 18th, 2025 - Sun Apr 20th, 2025 National And Global Youth Service Days   Fri Apr 18th, 2025 - Thu Apr 24th, 2025 Cleaning for a Reason Week Fibroid Awareness Week Global Campaign for Education Action Week Health Information Professionals Week   Fri Apr 18th, 2025 - Sun Apr 27th, 2025 National Dance Week   Fri Apr 18th - Sun Apr 20th, 2025 & Fri Apr 25th - Sun Apr 27th, 2025 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival   Fun Observances
     Columnist Day
    April 18 is celebrated annually as Columnists Day to commemorate the life and work of columnist Ernest Taylor Pyle.

    The National Society of Newspaper Columnists created this holiday on the death anniversary of Ernie Pyle.
    Died on the Job
    Pyle, also known as Ernie, was a Pulitzer Prize winner who reported from both the European and Pacific theaters during the Second World War. He died while reporting in Okinawa.
    Dangerous Situations
    The purpose of the unofficial holiday is to appreciate the work that journalists do to inform people, create public opinion, keep people in power accountable and to bring to light important stories. The day is especially dedicated to columnists and journalists around the world who work in dangerous situations with the sole aim of uncovering the truth for the benefit of the society.
    The National Society of Newspaper Columnists was founded in 1977 as a professional organization for columnists and journalists.
    How to Celebrate?
    You don't need a lot of preparation to celebrate Columnists Day. Here are some ways you can show your appreciation for all those who bring news and opinion to you and keep you well informed about the world around you:
    Read a newspaper column. Write to your favorite newspaper columnist and thank them. If you know a columnist personally, celebrate them by doing something special for them, like baking them their favorite cake or taking them out for dinner. Learn more about the history of newspapers and journalism. Did You Know...
    ...that the Ordinari Post Tijdender, a Swedish newspaper is the oldest newspaper in the world that is still being published? The newspaper was first published in 1645. Its print version was stopped in 2007. Since then the newspaper is online only.
     
     
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    Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you'll put it in the casket."

    After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.

    Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn't put the money in there."

    "I did promise him I would," the widow answers. "So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
     
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    I was on my way out of the house to meet with a cantankerous client, and I was dreading it. The look on my face must have given me away because my four-year-old daughter asked what was wrong.
    "I'm going to meet a woman who always yells at Daddy," I told her.
    "Oh," she said. "Say hi to Mom."
     
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    I'd contacted a butcher to get sheep brains for a lecture in my neuroanatomy class and said I'd be by to pick them up. But when I arrived at his shop, it was closed.
    Taped to the door was this note: "Teacher, your brains are next door at the barbershop."
     
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    When a lonely frog consults a fortune-teller, he's told not to worry. "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl," she says, "and she will want to know everything about you."
    "That's great!" says the excited frog. "When will I meet her?"

    "Next semester," says the psychic, "in biology class."
     
     
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    Leaving her with only, $69,000,000. Life can be so cruel.
     
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    Chamoy Thipyaso - Wikipedia
     
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    R.I.P.
    January 10, 1949 - March 21, 2025
     
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    MDBCs 17 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1356
    April 17th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Donnán of Eigg Henry Heath Kateri Tekakwitha (Canada) Robert of Molesme Shemon bar Sabbae April 17 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Evacuation Day (Syria), celebrates the recognition of the independence of Syria from France in 1946. FAO Day (Iraq) Flag Day (American Samoa) Malbec World Day Women's Day (Gabon) World Hemophilia Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    2A Day
    Blah Blah Blah Day
    Celebrate Teen Literature Day
    College Student Grief Awareness Day
    Ford Mustang Day
    Herbalist Day
    Holy Thursday
    International Bat Appreciation Day
    International Day of Mastering Conversations That Matter
    International Pizza Cake Day
    Maundy Thursday
    National Auctioneers Day
    National Cheese Ball Day
    National Crawfish Day
    National High Five Day
    National Kickball Day
    No Limits for Deaf Children Day
    There’s Nothing Like a Dame Day
    World Circus Day
    National D.A.R.E. Day
    National Ellis Island Family History Day
     
    Jennifer Garner’s Birthday
    Julien Solomita’s Birthday
    Rooney Mara
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    Thu Apr 17th, 2025 - Sun Apr 20th, 2025 Chocolate Festival in Bariloche   Thu Apr 17th, 2025 - Wed Apr 23rd, 2025 Feet Week   Fun Observances
     Haiku Poetry Day
    April 17 is Haiku Poetry Day. The unofficial holiday honors the short poetry form that originated in Japan.

    Haiku is a type of short poetry that is usually three sentences long. First popularized in Japan in the 17th century, Haiku as a poetry genre has been adopted by many languages around the world. In English, the genre first became mainstream in the early 20th century.
    In its Japanese avatar, haikus traditionally have three lines with 17 syllables. The first and last sentences have 5 syllables and the second line has 7 syllables. The syllable rule, however, is not always set in stone. Compared to Japanese, many English words have longer syllables. Because of this, English haikus can often have anywhere from 10 to 14 syllables. Unlike a lot of other forms of poetry, words in a haiku poem do not need to rhyme.
    Haikus tend to give an interesting insight about something trivial, usually some aspect of nature or the seasons.
    Haiku Poetry Day is also sometimes known as National Haiku Poetry Day and International Haiku Poetry Day.
    How to Celebrate?
    Learn how to write your own haikus. Pick up an anthology of haiku poetry and spend some time reading haikus. Learn more about the history of haiku. Did You Know…
    …that a monoku is an even shorter version of the haiku? Instead of the traditional 3 sentences, a monoku only has one line.
     
     
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    I was preparing lunch for my granddaughter when the phone rang. "If you can answer one question," a young man said, "you'll win ten free dance lessons."
    Before I could tell him I was not interested, he continued. "You'll be a lucky winner if you can tell me what Alexander Graham Bell invented."
    "I don't know," I replied dryly, trying to discourage him.
    "What are you holding in your hand right now?" he asked excitedly.
    "A bologna sandwich."
    "Congratulations!" he shrieked. "And for having such a great sense of humor…"  
     
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    After our parents retired, they moved from a busy city in Rhode Island to a small town in Maine. We didn't realize how small the town was until my sister visited the local video store. She selected a movie and told the clerk that she was going to rent the cassette under her parents' name.

    The clerk looked at the title and replied, "They already saw that one."
     
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    A talking horse shows up at Dodger Stadium and persuades the manager to let him try out for the team.

    In his first at bat, the horse rips the ball deep into right field—then just stands there.

    "Run! Run!" the manager screams.

    "Run?" says the horse. "If I could run, I’d be in the Kentucky Derby."
     
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    We were discussing the Middle East when my friend asked about the Kurds. "They want their own homeland," I explained. "But Iraq won't give up any land for it, and neither will Iran or Turkey."

    "So what you're saying is," he concluded, "they won't let the Kurds have their way?"
     
     
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    MDBCs 16 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1355
    April 16th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Christian feast day: Benedict Joseph Labre Bernadette Soubirous Drogo Engratia Fructuosus of Braga Isabella Gilmore (Church of England) Martyrs of Zaragoza Molly Brant (Konwatsijayenni) (Anglican Church of Canada, Episcopal Church) Turibius of Astorga April 16 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Birthday of José de Diego (Puerto Rico, United States) Birthday of Queen Margrethe II (Denmark) Emancipation Day (Washington, D.C., United States) Memorial Day for the Victims of the Holocaust (Hungary) National Healthcare Decisions Day (United States) Remembrance of Chemical Attack on Balisan and Sheikh Wasan (Iraqi Kurdistan) World Voice Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Day of the Mushroom
    Foursquare Day
    Holy Wednesday
    National Angel Day
    National Banana Day
    National Bean Counter Day
    National Cash Day
    National Joseph Day
    National Librarian Day
    National Orchid Day
    National Reveal the Genius Within Day
    Save the Elephant Day
    Selena Day
    Teach Your Daughter to Volunteer Day
    World Semicolon Day
    Youth Homelessness Matters Day
    Canadian Film Day
     
    Akon’s Birthday
    Alyssa Hyde’s Birthday
    Anya Taylor-Joy’s Birthday
    Chance The Rapper’s Birthday
    Charlie Chaplin’s Birthday
    Martin Lawrence’s Birthday
    Sadie Sink’s Birthday
    Selena Quintanilla’s Birthday
    Nate Diaz
    Bill Belichick
    Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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    Wed Apr 16th, 2025 - Tue Apr 22nd, 2025 Oral Head and Neck Cancer Awareness Week                 April, 2025 Fuji Shibazakura Festival         Fun Observances ( 2 )
    Eggs Benedict Day
    Celebrate the hearty breakfast (or any other meal, in our very humble opinion) that is Eggs Benedict on April 16, Eggs Benedict Day.

    An American invention, a delicious Eggs Benedict includes an English Muffin, topped with bacon or ham, poached eggs, and Hollandaise sauce.
    How to Celebrate?
    Start your day by making Eggs Benedict for yourself and your family. No time to do it before work? What about making it for dinner instead? Try different variations of the dish. For instance, replace the bacon with tomatoes, spinach, or salmon. Hollandaise too hard to make early in the morning? Substitute it with melted cheese. Did You Know…
    …that spinning an egg can tell you whether it is raw or hard-boiled? A hard-boiled egg will easily spin, while a raw egg will wobble.
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    Wear Pajamas to Work Day
    On April 16, lay aside your usual work attire and replace it with your pajamas to celebrate Wear your Pajamas to Work Day.

    While the origins of this fun holiday are unknown, the date of the holiday suggests that it was meant to give taxpayers in the United States a day to relax after Tax Day, April 15.
    In recent years, many celebrities have participated in the day by showing up in public in their pajamas.
    Pajams, payjamas, or jammies is a loose piece of clothing, not unlike pants, worn on the lower part of a person's body. While most people wear them to bed, they were once, and still are, part of a normal outfit worn by men and women during the day in many parts of the Middle East and South Asia.
    How to Celebrate?
    Wear your pajamas to work. Make sure you do inform your supervisor and your co-workers about the holiday. Share pictures of you in your pajamas at your office desk with family and friends. Did You Know...
    ...that the word pajama comes from the Persian word, payjameh meaning leg-garment?
     
     
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    All in the Family
    When my husband was away at basic training, my four-year-old daughter and I stayed with my sister. Since my daughter already called me Mommy, she started calling her aunt Mom—the way her six-year-old cousin did.
    One day, someone called. I picked up the extension and overheard the person ask my daughter if her daddy was home. She said, “No, he’s in the Army.” “Is your mom home?” he asked. “Yes, but she’s asleep with Uncle Danny.
     
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    Language Barrier
    As a young officer on the USS Midway, I was enjoying shore leave in Marseille. One day, I was invited to a local club to play tennis with two young Frenchwomen and a Norwegian man, who spoke only the most rudimentary English. After the doubles match, the Norwegian and I changed back into our street clothes and waited for the women to rejoin us.
    “You fly?” he said to me.
    I told him I was a ship's officer, not a naval aviator.
    After a pause to take in my response, he tried again. “You fly,” he said slowly, “is open.”
     
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    My son, Scott, an insurance broker in Florida, loves ocean fishing and takes his cell phone along on the boat. One morning we were drifting about ten miles offshore as Scott discussed business on the phone. Suddenly his rod bent double, and the reel screamed as line poured off the spool.

    Scott was master of the situation. "Pardon me," he told his customer calmly. "I have a call on another line."
     
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    I dialed a wrong number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but I thank you for caring enough to call.
    I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.
    If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
     
     
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  24. sandrewn

    MDBCs 15 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1354
    April 15th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
    (click on the day for details)
    Christian feast day: Abbo II of Metz Father Damien (The Episcopal Church) Hunna Paternus of Avranches April 15 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Day of the Sun (North Korea) Father Damien Day (Hawaii) Hillsborough Disaster Memorial (Liverpool, England) Jackie Robinson Day (United States) National American Sign Language Day (United States) Pohela Boishakh (Bengali New Year; India) Tax Day, the official deadline for filing an individual tax return (or requesting an extension). (United States, Philippines) Universal Day of Culture World Art Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Declaration of Malacca as a Historical City
    Holy Tuesday
    International Microvolunteering Day
    McDonald's Day
    National Anime Day
    National Bunion Day
    National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
    National Griper's Day
    National Keaton Day
    National Laundry Day
    National Rubber Eraser Day
    National That Sucks Day
    One Boston Day
    Purple Up Day
    Take A Wild Guess Day
    Titanic Remembrance Day
    Type 1 Diabetes Day in Honor of Jakya Monique Furtick
     
    Emma Watson’s Birthday
    Jacquees’s Birthday
    Leonardo da Vinci’s Birthday
    Seth Rogen’s Birthday
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    Tue Apr 15th, 2025 - Mon Apr 21st, 2025 Canada Book Week Money Smart Week       ***
     
     
    I took a real estate client to a handyman special. The place was great, and we couldn't understand why it was so cheap, until we turned on the water main and water gushed from the ceiling. Dripping wet, my client put a positive spin on the showing: "Nice house," he said. "It's even self-cleaning."   ***
     
    My cell phone quit as I tried to let my wife know that I was caught in freeway gridlock and would be late for our anniversary dinner. I wrote a message on my laptop asking other motorists to call her, printed it on a portable inkjet and taped it to my rear windshield.

    When I finally arrived home, my wife gave me the longest kiss ever. "I really think you love me," she said. "At least 70 people called and told me so."
     
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    My mother began getting calls from men who misdialed the similar number of an escort service. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the telephone company to change the organization's number. They refused. The calls kept coming day and night.

    Finally, Mom began telling the gentlemen who called that the company had gone out of business. Within a week, the escort service voluntarily changed its number.
     
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    Trying to explain to our five-year-old daughter how much computers had changed, my husband pointed to our brand-new personal computer and told her that when he was in college, a computer with the same amount of power would have been the size of a house.

    Wide-eyed, our daughter asked, “How big was the mouse?”
     
     
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    London's Naked Restaurant Will Move to Paris
    Naked lunch: why diners couldn't stomach the Paris nudist restaurant | Restaurants | The Guardian
     
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    MDBCs 14 Apr 2025

    By sandrewn,


    Bread Crumbs 1353
    April 14th 2025 - Holidays and Observances
     
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    Ambedkar Jayanti (India) Bengali New Year (Bangladesh) Black Day (South Korea) Cake and Cunnilingus Day Christian feast day: Anthony, John, and Eustathius Bénézet Henry Beard Delany (U.S. Episcopal Church) Domnina of Terni Lidwina Peter González Tiburtius, Valerian, and Maximus April 14 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Commemoration of Anfal Genocide Against the Kurds (Iraqi Kurdistan) Day of Mologa (Yaroslavl Oblast, Russia) Day of the Georgian language (Georgia) Dhivehi Language Day (Maldives) N'Ko Alphabet Day (Mande speakers) Pan American Day (several countries in the Americas) Takayama Spring Festival begins (Takayama, Gifu Prefecture, Japan) Vaisakhi (Since 2011) Youth Day (Angola) World Quantum Day  
    Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
    Air Force Reserve Birthday
    Americas Day
    Cambodian New Year
    Children with Alopecia Day
    Dreams of Reason Feast Day
    Holy Monday
    National Dolphin Day
    National Donate a Book Day
    National Ex-Spouse Day
    National Gardening Day
    National Look Up at the Sky Day
    National Pecan Day
    Pan American Day
    Pathologists’ Assistants Day
    Perfume Day
    Tamil New Year
    World Chagas Disease Day
    Puffin Day
    International Laverbread Day
     
    Da Brat’s Birthday
    Heather Thomson’s Birthday
    Loretta Lynn
    Sarah Michelle Gellar
    Abigail Breslin
    Adrien Brody
    Baker Mayfield
    Anderson Silva
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    Mon Apr 14th, 2025 - Wed Apr 16th, 2025 Cambodian New Year Bohag Bihu   Fun Observances (3)
    International Moment of Laughter Day
    On April 14, stop, smell the roses, and laugh a little (or a lot), because it is International Moment of Laughter Day.

    The unofficial holiday, created by humorologist Izzy Gesell, encourages people to forget the stresses of daily life and give into the healing and relaxing power of laughter.
    Reduces Stress
    Medical studies have shown that laughing reduces stress, increases blood flow, and lowers blood sugar levels. Some studies have found that people who laugh just before going to bed are much more likely to sleep better than those who did not.
    Spreads Happiness
    In addition to its health benefits, laughter also has social advantages. People who are jovial tend to be quickly accepted in social groups and have an easier time making friends. Laughter is a way to spread joy and happiness and bring cheer in the lives of other people.
    How to Celebrate?
    Take a moment in the day to read or watch something that would make you laugh. Go with family and friends to watch a comedy show or comedy movie. Collect jokes and share them with colleagues, friends, and family. Did You Know…
    …that human laughter has a specific acoustic structure? Laughter can have a ha-ha-ha or ho-ho-ho structure, but it is humanly impossible to have a ha-ho-ha-ho structure to laughter.
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    Reach as High as You Can Day
    April 14 is Reach as High as You Can Day, a day to expand your horizons and try to attain that dream that seems so hard and so far to reach.

    Also known as National Reach as High as You Can Day in the United States, the holiday is a reminder that if you try hard enough, almost anything is possible.
    How to Celebrate?
    Start working on that big project you never thought you would start. Try your hand at that thing you thought was impossible; you never know you may succeed. And if you don’t, at least you tried. Take the day literally and spend some time playing on a trampoline. Or take a ride in a hot air balloon. Or start taking flying lessons. Did You Know...
    ...that the record for the highest jump in recent history is held by Javier Sotomayor of Cuba? In 1993, he jumped 2.45 meters or 8.25 feet.
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    Look up the Sky Day
    On April 14, step out of your home or office and take a few minutes to look up at the sky because it is Look up the Sky Day.

    Maybe this unofficial holiday, with unknown origins, aims to encourage people to go outdoors and enjoy the various bounties of nature.
    Perhaps the anonymous creators also wanted people to ponder over the vastness of the sky and space and learn more about what lies beyond what we can see.
    Different Definitions
    While most of us use the term sky to refer to the blue dome above us, astronomers and meteorologists define it very differently. In astronomy, the sky is also called the celestial sphere or dome – an imaginary sphere that extends infinitely into space with the observer on Earth at its center. So, for astronomers, the sky includes much more than what most people can see.
    Meteorologists, on the other hand, are primarily concerned with the weather. They define the sky as the upper atmosphere of the Earth.
    Colors of the Sky
    During the day, the sky looks blue because of a phenomenon called Rayleigh Scattering. Even though it looks white to the human eye, sunlight is made up of different colors, each of which has a specific wavelength. Some colors, like blue and violet, have short wavelengths, while reds and yellows have longer wavelengths.
    When sunlight enters the Earth's atmosphere, the gas molecules in the atmosphere scatter some of the colors in different directions and let others pass through. During the day, when the Sun is high up in the sky, these molecules scatter the shorter blue and violet wavelengths. Because of this, the sky looks blue during the day.
    In the early mornings and evening, around the time of twilight, sunlight has to pass through more of the atmosphere. The blue and violet lights tend to get scattered away much before the sunlight reaches us, leaving the yellow and red part of the light spectrum to light up the sky.
    A Wonder to Behold
    During the night, when there is no direct sunlight to illuminate the sky, one can see many celestial bodies, including the Moon, stars, meteors, and comets.
    A number of atmospheric and optical phenomena can also be seen in the sky. Some of these include rainbows and moonbows, auroras, zodiacal lights, halos, sundogs, and light pillars.
    How to Celebrate?
    Take some time off during the day and go out to look at the sky. You never know what you may be able to see! Before you step out, read up on different kind of clouds and constellations. Play who spots the most types of constellations and clouds game with family and friends. Join an astronomy club to learn more about stars and other celestial objects easily visible in the night sky. Spend the day doing some bird watching. After all, birds are an integral part of the landscape of the sky. Did You Know...
    ...the Earth's atmosphere scatters more violet light than blue? If it were not for how the human eye perceives colors – we are more sensitive to blue – the sky would look purple to us!
     
     
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    After a day full of accidents and mistakes, my coworker had had it. "Why," she cried out in exasperation, "do things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?!"
     
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    As I left my office at the National Cancer Institute, I passed one of our researchers by the front door puffing away on a cigarette.
     
    "How can you smoke when you, of all people, know the harm caused by cigarettes?" I asked.
     
    He took another draw, exhaled, and replied through the smoke, "Because it gives me more motivation to find a cure."
     
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    My mother taught for 11 years at a day-care center. One winter afternoon she was trying to show a young boy how to zip up his coat. "The secret," Mom said, "is to get this piece of the zipper to fit in the other side before you try to zip it up."

    After struggling with the zipper for several minutes, the boy sighed and said, "Why does it have to be a secret?"
     
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    I was charged by the Coast Guard to buy a house near Station Rockland in Maine to be converted into military housing. But after many delays on our part, the owners' lawyer got antsy.
    "I don't like working with the government," the man said. "I'm not sure I'd even trust one of your checks."
    "I wouldn't worry," I replied. "Not only do we print our own checks, we also print the money to back them up."
     
     
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