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Hi GenesisBoi21 Welcome to the nut house. I don

Me to Stew. happy brithday for the 17th last wednesday Rainbow

Hey All To those who like my weird sense of humour here is another joke. The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite. One day while taking dictation, he noticed the managers fly was open. When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?" The manager did not understand the secretarys remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Mr. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags." Rainbow. PS Does it remind you of anyone guys

lmao real kwel dude rainbow

Hi Adit Welcome to the group, glad you made the decision to join us. have fun Rainbow

Hi babe. Real kewl love the joke. rainbow

hi eric You so kewl too as well talented, but dont let that go to your head. Rainbow

Hi edwdale Welcome to the group the only straight guy left in world sorry. but there are great bunch guys here, has a and j said the family is here, Have fun and enjoy. Rainbow

Hey Eric, Good for you, whatever you feel in yourself, Congratulations on your five years with Joshy. I have known Mike for about nine months now and have live together for about a month. We are very happy together. Take both of you Rainbow.

Thank Guys Love you all too. Rainbow

Hi babe, Many thanks fior making my life worth while again I love you Rainbow

and finding support when needed. Rainbow

Just to welcome to our newest members A and J Have a lot of fun guys. Rainbow P.S. Welcome to the group too. Mike S. :sword:

Hey Guys Many thanks for your brithday message. Rainbow

Hi Guys I am staying out of this subject because I live in the UK, The only thing I would like to say is that Bush appears to be a bit of a Homophic, unless I miss reading him, parhaps one of you enlighten me diffently Rainbow.

lol rainbow

Hey Wolfboy, Welcome to the group. Have fun Rainbow

Hey Freethinker, I can understand your email writer form Australia I am also a Father to two kids, and also a Grandfather of two lovely Grandsons. Like most of you of my age, I grow up in an environment where to be gay was not something one readily admitted too. I have known that I was gay form an early age. As some of us have who decide to try and live a straight life, because of whatever reason we had, mine was because of the fear of admitting I was gay to family and friends, specially at the time I was young and also feared the harrasment and fear of been beaten. My wife and I got divorced, after fifteen years of marriage; no it was not because she found out that I was gay. No one knew until now. After the divorce, I found myself a single parent, as I had the care and control of our kids. So I brought them up by myself for eight years. For the most part it was a very happy period in my life because I love my kids so much and in return they give me their love It is just recently that I have come out to my kids. I went though the gamma of emotions of depression and even contemplated suicide at one point, if fact more than once. One night I got so drunk and managed to get myself into bed and flop down on the bed. When I got up eventually and I came down stairs I saw some of my medication laying everywhere. Now whether I tried to take them on top of the drink, I don't know. All I did know at the moment was I had been very lucky not to have harmed myself. In fact it was because I had found a Boy Friend that I decide to change my life a round. It was because of him who knew what I was going though, it must have been hell for him, and thank god he stay with me, because a leaser man would ran like hell. Hi babe, you know who you are I love you, if you read this post, you see my babe is a author in this group also. So Freethinker and you guys think how lucky you are to live in a period where you can be, for most part yourselves, you can't begin to image what it is like to be unable to express your feelings openly. The relief I felt when I came out to my kids is undescripible, it felt like a heavy burden had been lifted of my shoulders. So you authors, keep writting your stories, because I enjoy them so much. Thank you all for the enjoyment I receive form you all. Although my kids took it quite calmly, that there father admitting that he was gay, only time will tell whether they excepted it when reality hits them more, I do hope that they will still stay with me. Rainbow

Hey Freethinker, I can understand your email writer form Australia I am also a Father to two kids, and also a Grandfather of two lovely Grandsons. Like most of you of my age, I grow up in an environment where to be gay was not something one readily admitted too. I have known that I was gay form an early age. As some of us have who decide to try and live a straight life, because of whatever reason we had, mine was because of the fear of admitting I was gay to family and friends, specially at the time I was young and also feared the harrasment and fear of been beaten. My wife and I got divorced, after fifteen years of marriage; no it was not because she found out that I was gay. No one knew until now. After the divorce, I found myself a single parent, as I had the care and control of our kids. So I brought them up by myself for eight years. For the most part it was a very happy period in my life because I love my kids so much and in return they give me their love It is just recently that I have come out to my kids. I went though the gamma of emotions of depression and even contemplated suicide at one point, if fact more than once. One night I got so drunk and managed to get myself into bed and flop down on the bed. When I got up eventually and I came down stairs I saw some of my medication laying everywhere. Now whether I tried to take them on top of the drink, I don't know. All I did know at the moment was I had been very lucky not to have harmed myself. In fact it was because I had found a Boy Friend that I decide to change my life a round. It was because of him who knew what I was going though, it must have been hell for him, and thank god he stay with me, because a leaser man would ran like hell. Hi babe, you know who you are I love you, if you read this post, you see my babe is a author in this group also. So Freethinker and you guys think how lucky you are to live in a period where you can be, for most part yourselves, you can't begin to image what it is like to be unable to express your feelings openly. The relief I felt when I came out to my kids is undescripible, it felt like a heavy burden had been lifted of my shoulders. So you authors, keep writting your stories, because I enjoy them so much. Thank you all for the enjoyment I receive form you all. Although my kids took it quite calmly, that there father admitting that he was gay, only time will tell whether they excepted it when reality hits them more, I do hope that they will still stay with me. Rainbow

Has I have read the all original books, other then the addition of new characters, I would be hard press to tell wether this story was not written by the author of the Harry Potter story. I will be interest to see how the story develop. Rainbow

Hi Guys, It appears one or two of youi got the same kind of humour as I have, (in the gutter hehe) you like my last joke, well I have another one here, hope you enjoy it. -------------------------------------------- One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything." The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job." She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic." Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!" The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley." The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying. The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?" He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!" The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

Yea right you must be pulling my leg with balls on lol

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Hey guys, Many thanks for the most generous welcome to the group you gave me. I am glad you enjoyed the joke I sent in there a few more to came when ever i post anything, which I hope I will be able to. Rainbow

Hey Guys, I am a new member in this group. I join as a Reader, but I am in the beginning of my writting career. I just started my first novel. I will be not post any of it, until it is completed. By the way, I like a good jokes as well. I saw his joke some where and I thought one or two of you would appreciate it. You got to read it carefully, other wise you will miss the point of the punch line. Hope you enjoy, Rainbow. A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion." The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that." "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer." The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman." "What?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot. "My God!" the guy says. "Then what?" "Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time... "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy. "That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my f**king perch."