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Me to Stew. happy brithday for the 17th last wednesday Rainbow

Hey All To those who like my weird sense of humour here is another joke. The manager hired a new secretary. He was young, smart, handsome and polite. One day while taking dictation, he noticed the managers fly was open. When he was leaving the room, he courteously said, "Oh, by the way sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?" The manager did not understand the secretarys remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling him in, he asked, "By the way Mr. Jones, when you saw my barracks door open, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was also quite witty, replied, "Why no, sir. All I saw was a little, disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags." Rainbow. PS Does it remind you of anyone guys

lmao real kwel dude rainbow

Hi Adit Welcome to the group, glad you made the decision to join us. have fun Rainbow

Hi babe. Real kewl love the joke. rainbow

hi eric You so kewl too as well talented, but dont let that go to your head. Rainbow

Hi edwdale Welcome to the group the only straight guy left in world sorry. but there are great bunch guys here, has a and j said the family is here, Have fun and enjoy. Rainbow

Hey Eric, Good for you, whatever you feel in yourself, Congratulations on your five years with Joshy. I have known Mike for about nine months now and have live together for about a month. We are very happy together. Take both of you Rainbow.

Thank Guys Love you all too. Rainbow

Hi babe, Many thanks fior making my life worth while again I love you Rainbow

and finding support when needed. Rainbow

Just to welcome to our newest members A and J Have a lot of fun guys. Rainbow P.S. Welcome to the group too. Mike S. :sword:

Hey Guys Many thanks for your brithday message. Rainbow

Hi Guys I am staying out of this subject because I live in the UK, The only thing I would like to say is that Bush appears to be a bit of a Homophic, unless I miss reading him, parhaps one of you enlighten me diffently Rainbow.

lol rainbow

Hey Wolfboy, Welcome to the group. Have fun Rainbow

Hi Guys, It appears one or two of youi got the same kind of humour as I have, (in the gutter hehe) you like my last joke, well I have another one here, hope you enjoy it. -------------------------------------------- One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything." The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job." She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic." Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!" The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley." The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying. The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?" He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!" The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

Yea right you must be pulling my leg with balls on lol

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Hey guys, Many thanks for the most generous welcome to the group you gave me. I am glad you enjoyed the joke I sent in there a few more to came when ever i post anything, which I hope I will be able to. Rainbow

Hey Guys, I am a new member in this group. I join as a Reader, but I am in the beginning of my writting career. I just started my first novel. I will be not post any of it, until it is completed. By the way, I like a good jokes as well. I saw his joke some where and I thought one or two of you would appreciate it. You got to read it carefully, other wise you will miss the point of the punch line. Hope you enjoy, Rainbow. A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says out loud, "Geez, I wonder what happened to this parrot?" "I was born this way," says the parrot. "I'm a defective parrot." "Ha, ha," the guy laughs. "It sounded like this parrot actually understood what I said and answered me." "I understand every word," says the parrot. "I am a highly intelligent and thoroughly educated bird." "Yeah?" the guy asks. "Then answer this: how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "Well," the parrot says, "this is a little embarrassing, but since you asked, I will tell you. I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a little hook. You can't see it because of my feathers." "Wow," says the guy, "you really can understand and answer; can't you?" "Of course. I speak both Spanish and English. I can converse with reasonable competence on almost any subject: politics, religion, sports, physics, philosophy. And I am especially good at ornithology. You should buy me; I am a great companion." The guy looks at the $200.00 price tag. He says. "I can't afford that." "Pssst," the parrot hisses, motioning the guy over with one wing. "Nobody wants me because I don't have any feet. You can get me for $20.00; just make an offer." The guy offers twenty dollars and walks out with the parrot. Weeks go by and the parrot is sensational. He's funny; he's interesting; he's a great pal, he understands everything, sympathizes, and gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Pssst," and motions him over with one wing. The guy goes up close to the cage. "I don't know if I should tell you this or not," says the parrot, "but it's about your lover and the mailman." "What?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your lover greeted him in a pair of briefs that showed everything and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then the mailman came into the house and put his hand on your lovers crotch and began petting him all over," reports the parrot. "My God!" the guy says. "Then what?" "Then he pulled down the briefs, got down on his knees and began to lick him, starting with his chest, slowly going down and down." The parrot pauses for a long time... "What happened? What happened?" says the frantic guy. "That's what pisses me off. I don't know." said the parrott. "I got a hard-on, and fell off my f**king perch."