“I’m stuck in a corn field and am lost.” - Well, damn. LMAO. She can't tell the difference between cane and corn?
“Oh yeah, I think I was bit by a snake on my ankle. It really hurts!” - ...I don't like where this is going.
A 45 plus year old lady tries to belt out the females parts in Evanescence's Bring Me to Life with unsatisfied passion for all patrons to hear. (Sadly I have seen her in five different bars at in three different cities, and she has not improved at all.) - LMAO!!! Dying...dying of laughter.
I’d be impressed that her man can keep up being called that many times. - I'm wondering if he even was really her boyfriend at all and not just a friend or relative.
I couldn’t help it. I fell asleep during her monologue. Apparently I snored and that’s what stopped her continuous prattle, she apologized and hung up. - LMAO! What have we learned from this? Always, ALWAYS silence your phone when you go to bed.
I have to admit, that one was a little crazy. But, there are still worse dates (or "dates?" like in this case). For example, one of my other besties (not Robin) ended up going out with a guy who was apparently married in another state and one of her male co-workers finally clued her in several dates later.