'Once again' he says ... at least we're acknowledging that you stealing the crown from me everyday is borderline harassment Guards! Take him to the dungeonzoo!
I'm not a tyrant! This isn't a dictatorship, it's just heavily forced suggestion time, it's a Crownlandia national past time to obey the king. We must keep up tradition.
For my second decree, I dub this land New Old Crownlandia! Our national animal shall be the lemurbear and we will send off every willing participant to enter Eurovision as soon as possible! Now we just need a national anthem.
you'll be safe on my head with the crown, just not from bears or evil fairy creatures ... or birds of prey and the undead. So not safe at all really, your call.