Your some kind of magical maths based wizard? Screw this, I'm staying over here in my box of science and cute animals ... and this crown. Things make sense in here!
One question, who the hell is the chef? Why are we trusting people in a kitchen here, this place is full of thieves and backstabbing traitors to the crown!
You could say I'm very grapefruity, a little bit sour, brings a tear to your eye and people eat me in the mornings .... wait, I didn't think that through.