Dear wannabe crown holder
I regret to inform you that we have withdrawn our crown from your possession. Instead we have reimbursed you with this fancy paper party hat in a striking light blue color, we hope you enjoy it.
Sincerely, the crown wearer.
Look I'll level with you, it's 1am here and i'm sorting out taxes whilst baking cakes, just gimme the damn for the sake of my sanity I should be sleeping right now... why the hell aren't I sleeping.