Because Switzerland rocks and know how to hide my money. So I picked it out of random.
Btw, the US-Canada border is controled...that is, you need some ID (driver's license, birth certificate, passport...depending what citizen you are) to get pass.
The problem is, you haven't even found me in Canada. I'm already at my millionth heartbeat and CJ hasn't even guessed my location despite me giving some hints.
Thinking badly of him? Poor kid? Supplement his allowance? If you're so fond of him, why don't you be his daddy....